I was a sick old man in the hospital.
But there was one nurse that just drove me crazy.
Every time she came in she would talk to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice :
'And how are we doing this morning',
'Are we ready for a bath',
'Are we hungry ?'
I had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day at breakfast I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bed side stand.
Later, I was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went !
The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it.
'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today.'
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top and drank it down, saying, 'Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time.'
The nurse fainted...........
Time : The Most Precious Commodity