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#874251 - 03/16/13 04:20 PM Talking dog for sale
Niki Offline
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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping."

"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a darn liar. He never did any of that s*^^'
What are we? Women - What do we want? We don't know - When do we want it? Now

#874252 - 03/16/13 04:29 PM Re: Talking dog for sale [Re: Niki]
Winfrey Offline
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Would that I could be the peacemaker in your soul that I might turn the discord and the rivalry of your elements into oneness and melody

#874254 - 03/16/13 04:46 PM Re: Talking dog for sale [Re: Niki]
Sorta Blonde Online   content
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Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 8111
Loc: San Diego, CA
Bahhaaaa! rotfl
WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.

#874256 - 03/16/13 05:29 PM Re: Talking dog for sale [Re: Niki]
looney4labs Offline
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Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 44264
Loc: Alabama
Whoop Whoop rotfl puppy
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

#874308 - 03/17/13 03:28 AM Re: Talking dog for sale [Re: Niki]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 9401
Loc: Greece
lol lol wave
I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

#874311 - 03/17/13 03:56 AM Re: Talking dog for sale [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
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Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6131
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
lolThat's a good grinone
I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.


#874316 - 03/17/13 05:56 AM Re: Talking dog for sale [Re: Niki]
Kaki's Sister Offline
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Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 19444
Loc: Marlborough USA
lol rotflThanks Niki! That was to funny! rotfl lol

#874319 - 03/17/13 06:07 AM Re: Talking dog for sale [Re: Niki]
GBC Offline
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Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 15860
Loc: Massachusetts
Thanks Niki, funny! rotfl

#874335 - 03/17/13 09:51 AM Re: Talking dog for sale [Re: Niki]
LeBelleRachael Offline
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Registered: 04/22/12
Posts: 156
Loc: Barrackstadt, Arcadia
"'Because he's a darn liar. He never did any of that s*^^'"

That's my Ex hubby for ya, to a T! grin
"Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life."


#874437 - 03/17/13 04:46 PM Re: Talking dog for sale [Re: Niki]
Leeana Offline
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Registered: 04/22/01
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Loc: New York
Great - Great - Great - Great Loved it smile ty
'Worry looks around, sorry looks back, Faith looks up.'

#874455 - 03/17/13 07:34 PM Re: Talking dog for sale [Re: Niki]
joanie39 Offline
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Registered: 01/03/01
Posts: 2457
Loc: Lancaster County, Pa.
Thanks for sharing Niki! That's great.


#874959 - 03/20/13 12:16 AM Re: Talking dog for sale [Re: Niki]
manxman Offline
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Registered: 07/23/02
Posts: 16969
Loc: Unionville
rotfl Good one Niki lol
Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.


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