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#874291 - 03/16/13 11:14 PM Sunday's Finer in the Diner
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30159
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
Harry S Truman (1884 - 1972)
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Word Definitions

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that You actually look forward to the trip.

Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says midway "See I am not injured yet."

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.

Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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Work Phrases
Here are a number of useful phrases you can use at work...


1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.

6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

10. Ahhhhh, I see the [blip]-up fairy has visited us again.

11. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

12. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

13. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

14. No, my powers can only be used for good.

15. How about never? Is never good for you?

16. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

17. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.

18. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

19. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

20. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

21. Who me? I just wander from room to room.

22. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

23. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

24. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

25. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

26. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

27. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
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Good morning everyboomie. wave

Sunday morning's coming down, and I'm getting up, because my Mom won't let me sleep all day. snicker

Yesterday we were up around 80 degrees, but today is supposed to be 59 for a high. yes

Such cold days are better spent in bed. lol

Actually I prefer to be out in 60 degree weather more than 80 degree weather. thumbsup

I just prefer to be a lazy bum today before going back to work for 6 straight days. wink

I also prefer to go panning for artifacts at the creek today.

I wonder which preference will win out. think

I also prefer you all have a happy day. urock

joe
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#874299 - 03/17/13 12:05 AM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Online   happy
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 65800
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Joe, I can't wait for 80 degrees. I am tired of wearing a jacket. I hope you have time to go head hunting today. hearts

It's my daughters birthday today and are doing lunch at Longhorn Steakhouse and then going to the Chicagoland Pet Show and then home for corned beef and cabbage. I have 6 corned beef in the fridge right now. eek Hubby will cook while we are gone. hearts

Have a happy day everyone!
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#874307 - 03/17/13 03:27 AM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 8112
Loc: Greece
Joe,enjoy your days off smile
Ana birthdayto your daughter,have fun flowers
Have all a great Sunday. happydance
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#874309 - 03/17/13 03:54 AM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6098
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Top of the morning to everyone StPats Ana birthdayto your daughter! I love the longhorn restaurant,Joe warm weather would be nice it's 28 here Brrr,Haroula have a nice day.Happy St.Patricks day to you all leprechaun
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I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

Sue

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#874313 - 03/17/13 05:10 AM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5684
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Hello and goodbye. wave

Happy StPats Day! leprechaun

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#874314 - 03/17/13 05:53 AM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17626
Loc: Marlborough USA
StPats leprechaun Good Morning Joe, Ana, Haroula, Cailyn and venus. Joe hope it's a day panning for artifacts! sherlock Ana wishing your daughter a Happy Birthday! birthday Haroula enjoy your day! Cailyn it's freezing here too. shiver Venus hope you can slow down today! cat Wishing everyone a Happy St. Patrick's Day! leprechaun StPats
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Gerry

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#874321 - 03/17/13 06:14 AM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14786
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, enjoy the day even if you have to work.

Ana, Happy Birthday to your daughter. birthday Sounds like it's going to be a great day for you.

Haroula, happy day!

Cailyn, it's freezing here too. Hot coffee sounds good.

Venus, hi and bye.

Gerry, have a good day!

Happy St. Patricks day to all! StPats

Church this morning then a nice corned beef and cabbage dinner when we get home. leprechaun
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Gail

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#874322 - 03/17/13 06:15 AM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17626
Loc: Marlborough USA
StPats Good Morning GBC! Enjoy your Day and dinner! StPats
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Gerry

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#874324 - 03/17/13 07:03 AM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8202
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone, and have a Happy St. Patrick's Day. leprechaun Ana, birthday to your daughter. Joe, I'm very happy you will be able to work things out without selling the house or sending your mom to a Nursing home. hearts Midge, prayers and Hugs for you and your family. hearts Breakfast out and a Target trip today. To all here and all who follow, have a Super Sunday. Danish, Eggs, Bacon, Hash Browns, English Muffins, and Hot Chcolate in the NC. StPats
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Connie

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#874329 - 03/17/13 09:03 AM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 14746
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning. Thanks Joe for opening for us today. I hope you get to do what you want today. Morning Ana kissy birthday to your daughter. Please give her a big hug from me. Morning Haroula, Sue, venus, Gerry, Gail, Connie, and all who follow me in the diner. I hope you all have a Super St Pat's Day today. StPats

Midgiehearts
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Just do it.

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#874333 - 03/17/13 09:08 AM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9724
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Good morning Boomers.
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It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.

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#874345 - 03/17/13 10:15 AM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: Space Quest Fan]
Darlene Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9481
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope whatever you choose to do today turns out fab-u-lous!

Hey, Ana! birthday to your daughter! Sounds like a great day planned!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies! Happy St. Patrick's Day! StPats

Hubby and I are volunteering at the church this morning, then it's home for an easy peasy day!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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You become what you think about. Change your thoughts, change your life. - Dko

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#874348 - 03/17/13 10:20 AM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: Space Quest Fan]
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30159
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Good morning everyboomie. wave

We got cloudy over night.

I plan on going down to the creek in a little while. happydance

I slept under my fan last night, and my throat is very scratchy this morning and my sinuses are twingie (scratchy sneezy lol)

My brother is going back home today, and sis is going to work, so it'll just be me and Mom later........ and Baby......and Pepper......and Tiffy........and Taffy......and Miss Kitty......and Tar Baby.......and Sambo........and Sassy lol

Otherwise, it's just me and Mom. snicker

Have a happy day everyone. StPats

joe
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"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in." Will Rogers

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#874363 - 03/17/13 11:28 AM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
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True Blue Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 21511
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
Yes indeedy Joe
There is nothing finer
Than our friends in the diner
In the morrrrrrrr...or...orning

L4L and I have a play today .. assuming we are up for it that is .. the yuckee-feelee cloud is trying to envelop us .. and we are fighting it off with coffee and moans frown

Have a Super Sunday everyone!

wave
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games

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#874386 - 03/17/13 12:29 PM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13808
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe, you and mom be careful since you are a little outnumbered. lol Have a wonderful day what ever you do!! thanks for the chuckles.

Ana what a wonderful day planned!! Enjoy!!

A little note to all you New Englanders.......if ya waht cold or chilly come on over. It was minus, and I mean minus, -10 out there this morning when me and Sassy went walking. lol Hope it warms up for you Cailyn, Gerry, Midge, Gail!!! Have a lovely day!

Connie have fun shopping!! Thanks for the treats!

Darlene have fun volunteering at church and the easy afternoon!!

Soot prayers that you and L4l start to feel better soonest!!! Enjoy the play!!

Space enjoy the day!!

venus Happy Working!!! Hope you are feeling better.

I will be making my pea soup and having my family here to enjoy it!! happydance

wave
Nan

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