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#874956 - 03/19/13 11:45 PM Got any nails?
Niki Offline
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One day a parrot walked up to the counter inside a convenience store and said to the assistant "Got any grapes?" "No" replied the assistant. The parrot smiled and walked out of the store.

A little while later the parrot returned and asked "Got any grapes?" The assistant replied "No! I already told you 15 minutes ago, I don't have any grapes!"

The parrot smiled and once again walked out of the store. Ten minutes later, the parrot returned and asked again "Got any grapes?" The irate assistant yelled "No! We didn't have any, we don't have any and we're not going to have any and if you come back in here again, I'm going to nail your feet to the floor!" The parrot smiled and walked out of the store.

Later that day the parrot returned and asked "Got any nails?" The clerk said "NO!". The parrot replied "Good. Got any grapes?"
What are we? Women - What do we want? We don't know - When do we want it? Now

#874957 - 03/20/13 12:12 AM Re: Got any nails? [Re: Niki]
manxman Offline
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rotfl Thanks Niki lol
Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.

#874962 - 03/20/13 12:48 AM Re: Got any nails? [Re: manxman]
Homer6 Offline
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Registered: 04/18/02
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Loc: Oklahoma, USA
rotfl That's one smart bird. rotfl
If something gets your goat, it just proves you have a goat to get.

#874966 - 03/20/13 02:22 AM Re: Got any nails? [Re: Niki]
Haroula Offline
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lol wave
I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

#874976 - 03/20/13 05:04 AM Re: Got any nails? [Re: Niki]
Kaki's Sister Offline
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lolLoved it Niki! lol

#874996 - 03/20/13 07:47 AM Re: Got any nails? [Re: Niki]
Leeana Offline
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Registered: 04/22/01
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Loc: New York
lol Great, smiled wide across my face, lol Thank-You
'Worry looks around, sorry looks back, Faith looks up.'

#875033 - 03/20/13 12:00 PM Re: Got any nails? [Re: Niki]
Sorta Blonde Offline
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Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 9563
Loc: San Diego, CA
Squuaaaccckkk! Run parrot run!
WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.

#875063 - 03/20/13 02:11 PM Re: Got any nails? [Re: Niki]
Lotus777 Offline
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Too silly, thanks Niki!! Still trying to picture a parrot smiling... lol .
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

#875083 - 03/20/13 03:36 PM Re: Got any nails? [Re: Lotus777]
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Loc: Switzerland
Insistant parrot lol
"You ask me what life is. That's like asking me what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot is a carrot" (A. Chekhov)


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