Jokes.(Hints)
#874968
03/20/13 02:37 AM
03/20/13 02:37 AM
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Posts: 47,054 Ottawa Ontario CANADA
curly
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Sonic Boomer
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Ottawa Ontario CANADA
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Help me with these jokes please. -1.What do you call an alligator in a vest? An i----------r -2. How much does a pirate charge for earrings? A b--- an --- -3.What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Every morning you'll r--- and s---- -4.Did you hear about that new broom? It's s------g the n----n -5.What gets wetter the more it dries? a ----- -6.What do you call a fat psychic? A f--- c--- t----r. -7.Where do bees go to the bathroom? At the -- s-----n. (Think UK gas station) -8.What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where's p------. -9.What did Delaware? A N-- ------. 10.What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? Hi C----. (Think Cheers regular)
Last edited by curly; 03/21/13 05:02 AM.
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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Re: Jokes.
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#874983
03/20/13 06:33 AM
03/20/13 06:33 AM
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Posts: 18,262 Massachusetts
GBC
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4. sweeping the nation. Morning curly,
Gail
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Re: Jokes.
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#875069
03/20/13 02:47 PM
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9. New Jersey Ah - memories of Perry Como...
To waste one second of one's life is a betrayal of one's self. I wonder what's on television...?
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