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#874956 - 03/19/13 11:45 PM Got any nails?
Niki Offline
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One day a parrot walked up to the counter inside a convenience store and said to the assistant "Got any grapes?" "No" replied the assistant. The parrot smiled and walked out of the store.

A little while later the parrot returned and asked "Got any grapes?" The assistant replied "No! I already told you 15 minutes ago, I don't have any grapes!"

The parrot smiled and once again walked out of the store. Ten minutes later, the parrot returned and asked again "Got any grapes?" The irate assistant yelled "No! We didn't have any, we don't have any and we're not going to have any and if you come back in here again, I'm going to nail your feet to the floor!" The parrot smiled and walked out of the store.

Later that day the parrot returned and asked "Got any nails?" The clerk said "NO!". The parrot replied "Good. Got any grapes?"
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#874957 - 03/20/13 12:12 AM Re: Got any nails? [Re: Niki]
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rotfl Thanks Niki lol
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#874962 - 03/20/13 12:48 AM Re: Got any nails? [Re: manxman]
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rotfl That's one smart bird. rotfl
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#874966 - 03/20/13 02:22 AM Re: Got any nails? [Re: Niki]
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lol wave
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#874976 - 03/20/13 05:04 AM Re: Got any nails? [Re: Niki]
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lolLoved it Niki! lol
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#874996 - 03/20/13 07:47 AM Re: Got any nails? [Re: Niki]
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lol Great, smiled wide across my face, lol Thank-You
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#875033 - 03/20/13 12:00 PM Re: Got any nails? [Re: Niki]
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Squuaaaccckkk! Run parrot run!
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#875063 - 03/20/13 02:11 PM Re: Got any nails? [Re: Niki]
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Too silly, thanks Niki!! Still trying to picture a parrot smiling... lol .
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#875083 - 03/20/13 03:36 PM Re: Got any nails? [Re: Lotus777]
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Insistant parrot lol
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