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Jokes.(Hints) #874968
03/20/13 02:37 AM
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Help me with these jokes please.

-1.What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An i----------r

-2. How much does a pirate charge for earrings?
A b--- an ---

-3.What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Every morning you'll r--- and s----

-4.Did you hear about that new broom? It's
s------g the n----n

-5.What gets wetter the more it dries? a -----

-6.What do you call a fat psychic? A f--- c---
t----r.

-7.Where do bees go to the bathroom? At the --
s-----n. (Think UK gas station)

-8.What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where's p------.

-9.What did Delaware? A N-- ------.

10.What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? Hi C----. (Think Cheers regular)

lol






Last edited by curly; 03/21/13 05:02 AM.

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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #874969
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #874973
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #874974
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Morning, good ones.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #874979
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #874982
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Good Morning, Curly cat

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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #874983
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #874984
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Good ones. Hi Jema.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #874987
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #874988
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #874990
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Thanks. Hi Cue.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #875004
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #875007
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Thanks Joan.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #875069
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Ah - memories of Perry Como... lol


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #875079
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Merci Rog.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #875152
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see hints.


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Re: Jokes.(Hints) [Re: curly] #875161
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I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Jokes.(Hints) [Re: curly] #875162
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Thanks Haroula.


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Re: Jokes.(Hints) [Re: curly] #875164
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Re: Jokes.(Hints) [Re: curly] #875168
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Merci


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