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#875715 - 03/24/13 12:24 AM Sunday's Finer in the Diner
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30036
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
Woody Allen
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Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
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Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
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Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
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Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "I don't think you can keep your head down that long."
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A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer."
Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better."
The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
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Q. How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four!...Three!...Two!...One!
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A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Generally, he was driving his partner nuts.
Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the heck is taking so long? Hit the ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
His partner ponders this for a moment, and then replies:
"Forget it man, you don`t stand a snowball`s chance in hell of hitting her from here!"
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Q. Why did the golfer wear tho pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a hole in one.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps' !
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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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If my main parachute doesn't open and my reserve parachute doesn't open, how long till I hit the ground?
- the rest of your life...
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.

The man then replies: Yeah, well we were married 35 years.
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LOST CHURCHES OF LOUISIANA


When devastating hurricanes struck the Gulf Coast, even houses of worship were not spared.
A local television station interviewed a New Orleans woman and asked how the loss of churches in the area had affected their lives.
Without hesitation, the woman replied, I don’t know ‘bout all those other people, but we ain’t gone to Churches in years. We gets our chicken from Popeye’s.

The look on the interviewer’s face was priceless.

They live among us.
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Good morning everyboomie. wave

Welcome to the weekend! chocobunny

Well it's my weekend. My one day weekend. razz

That's the weakest end of all. lol

It's so weak I may not be able to get out of bed. rolleyes

My covers are very heavy don'tcha know. snicker

I came home from work tonight, and I had Pepper on my shoulder in the kitchen. I was making supper, and singing Little Red Riding Hood real loud, and getting Pepper to try and join in. lol

My sister came in and asked me if I had a couple of drinks before coming home. dance

Pepper started shaking her head at that.

I guess I'll go sleep of my stupor.

Have a happy day everyone.

joe
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#875717 - 03/24/13 01:15 AM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 65035
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
rotfl Joe! I can just see your sisters face. You are too funny. Pepper will probably start singing in the middle of the night. wink

Have a happy day!

I'll be running the dogs in the morning and then my neighbor is going to fix my truck. I only have a couple hours in the corner today and then I need to cook some beef vegetable soup for hubby.

I hope you all have a wonderful day.

Ana wave
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#875721 - 03/24/13 04:08 AM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
cailyn Offline
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Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6048
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Ana,and all who stop by later waveAna glad your not stuck in the corner all day chocobunnyJoe glad you get the day off,coffee is a brewing.Enjoy the day everyone bunny
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#875722 - 03/24/13 05:01 AM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
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Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5444
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Time for another work whoosh. wave Have a great Sunday, everyone. cat

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#875723 - 03/24/13 05:18 AM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7714
Loc: Greece
Good morning everyone,hve a nice Sunday wave
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#875727 - 03/24/13 06:43 AM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
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Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14476
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, enjoy your day off.

Ana, your soup sounds good.

Cailyn, is the coffee ready?

Venus, will you be getting a day off soon? Sounds like your work never ends.

Haroula, good morning.

Gerry, did you get a chance to sleep in?

To all who enter today I hope it's a good one. Church this morning then a nice quiet family day!
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#875730 - 03/24/13 07:15 AM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
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Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8082
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Midge, prayers and hugs on the way. hearts Both computers are with our friend being upgraded. Hubby lets me have the newest machine, so he gets my old parts. He is so sweet. hearts Breakfast out and then a Sam's trip this morning. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Sunday. Danish, Omelets, Waffles, and Hot Chcolate in the NC. I miss the little angel that used to be in the smilies. chocobunny
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#875732 - 03/24/13 07:26 AM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
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Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 14650
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning. I'm off to work for a few hours. I hope you all have a great day today. Pay it forward for someone.

Midgie hearts
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#875740 - 03/24/13 08:37 AM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
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Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9547
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Have a great Sunday everyone. happydance
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#875748 - 03/24/13 09:57 AM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42306
Loc: Alabama
Coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....puppy
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-Roger Caras

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#875761 - 03/24/13 10:32 AM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
flutist Offline
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Registered: 07/17/01
Posts: 11408
Loc: Kirkwood, MO USA
Good morning to everyone.

Oh boy, are we in for it. 8 - 11 inches of snow today. It is already snowing, a really wet snow. I am charging my cell phone in case we lose electricity. This is a great day to play and/or read. Probably both. Bill is going to have to clear the driveway tomorrow, at least enough so he can get out as he has a 3 hour dental appointment in the afternoon. He is getting 3 teeth pulled and a temporary put in. When it is all finished, he will have a bridge. I don't envy him. Will be fixing meals that will be easy for him to eat.

No getting together with Susie today.

Hope y'all have a great day.

Hey Drac. Snowing out your way? lol

Bets


Edited by flutist (03/24/13 10:40 AM)
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#875765 - 03/24/13 10:46 AM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 65035
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
No Darlene or Gerry? Did you all have a party and not invite us? hearts

Good morning everyone! I slept in and it was awesome.

According to the radar it's snowing here but it lies. The sun is out and it's windy but that's it.

Be back...
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#875766 - 03/24/13 11:03 AM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
my10rugrats Offline
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Registered: 08/05/06
Posts: 3342
Loc: kansas
good morning. thank goodness we didn't get the snow they was predicting for us. i know nw ks got quite a bit.things went good with granddaughter over night friday night and most of saturday. she did make me a nervous wreck the whole time. all she wanted to do was eat but thats the way she has always been. going to be a sleepin week here, kids on spring break.sure am wishing april 19 would hurry up and get here, i need to get me a new bipap machine since i am not feeling the pressure very good on my one. so that means not getting any very restful sleeps in at night

oh by the way the snow storm , we are blaming on our 18yr granddaughter, she cleaned her room friday


Edited by my10rugrats (03/24/13 11:05 AM)

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#875773 - 03/24/13 12:13 PM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
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Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13657
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe may you have a wonderful day off today!! Thanks for the laughs! lol

Ana I think the air is dry so the snow is dissipating before it gets to the ground. lol Have a lovely rubn with the dogs and glad you only have to work for a couple hours. Enjoy the free time!

Cailyn thanks for the coffee. Gerry hope all is well. Haroula have a lovely day!

venus happy whooooshing!! lol May work fly and be fun!

Gail enjoy church and have a lovely quiet day with the family!! HUGS!

Connie that sure is nice of hubby!! Have a nice walk and enjoy breakfast out!! Thanks for the danish!

Midge may work be fun and you have a lovely day!

Bets...Snow????? What happened to Spring??? Hope Bill is careful with the snow removal cause it will be heavy wet snow. Happy gaming and reading!!

L4l plenty of coffee on in the corner, enjoy!! Hope you feel better.

Space have a lovely day!

My10 glad the snow wasn't bad and that lgranddaughter was able to spend some time there. Have a lovely day!

No plans here yet, but ya never know. lol

wave
Nan

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#875776 - 03/24/13 12:32 PM Re: Sunday's Finer in the Diner [Re: gymcandy1]
Sorta Blonde Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 7249
Loc: San Diego, CA
I just watched the STORM coverage of the Mid-West and East. So sorry for anyone who is having to put up with snow and all that cold stuff. Spring should have already sprung!

In my little bit of paradise, it's mid 50's now, sunny, warm sun, cool sea breeze, that stupid Mocking bird is STILL singing (I wonder if they ever get laryngitis?) and the cats are hunting in the fields.

Trees are blooming, my Mom's Iris is blooming! Good story there. I think I told it once. When I moved here in 1978, the only thing that was growing after we applied copious amounts of water to bare dirt all around the house was a dark purple 'wild' Iris. Several plants near the back of the house near a water faucet. Mom came over and asked for some since she hadn't seen any since moving from New York 25 years before. So I dug up a few roots and she planted them and they grew and grew for her. MINE? The started to die so I moved them from place to place, into and out of planters, dirt, barrels, you name it, until not a one was left.

So when Mom died in 2003, I was cleaning up her yard at the trailer park and lo and behold there was a patch of MY Iris. I dug a few roots just before the trailer changed to a new owner and planted them here BACK near the original water faucet spot. Mom had died just before Christmas and on my birthday (just over a week later) ONE flower bloomed. I know it was a sign from Mom.

They didn't bloom after that, and I finally found ONE root and moved it to a huge plastic tub on the deck. 10 years later now, This week, BLOOMS! Lots of blooms. Thanks Mom! She's still watching me. Dunno if that's good or bad. rotfl
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