OK - it's that time of the week, folks.
First of all, I think I detected a common theme to most of the answers, although I could be mistaken
Lots of great gags there. Honourable mentions go especially to LadyKestrel and Niki with two lovely off-the-wall entries, but the winner (partly 'cos it's too near the truth for some of us oldies) is GBC
with "And here we have some happy racers in the only stop of the 5K race."
Great win, Gail!