When we were kids, my parents would take us to the boardwalk in Seaside Heights to go on the rides. One year, my mom had made pastel organdy dresses for us girls. Unfortunately, we had eaten too much candy from our Easter baskets that morning, so you can guess what happened. Mom had a heck of a time getting those stains out.
Nowadays, I eat my chocolate bunny in front of the computer. It's much easier on the tummy.
"Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck."
-Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies