I hope you will enjoy these!
-1.Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? A: He p---- way.
-2.Q: Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco? A: He p----- a m-----
-3.Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator? A: I think I'm c----- down with
s-------g
-4.Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: It saw the s----
d-------!
-5.Q: What did the penny say to the other penny? A: We make p------ c----.
-6.Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? A: He didn't want to wake the
s------g p---s.
-7.Q: Did you hear about the calendar thief? A: He got t----- m-----; they say his days are n-------.
8.Q: Did you hear about the monster with five legs? A: His t------- fit him like a g----.
-9.Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more c---- like that and I'll p------ you!
-10.Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry? A: Because his p------ were in a j--!