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Jokes. #876522
03/28/13 02:42 AM
03/28/13 02:42 AM
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I hope you will enjoy these!

-1.Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? A: He p---- way.

-2.Q: Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco? A: He p----- a m-----

-3.Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator? A: I think I'm c----- down with
s-------g

-4.Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: It saw the s----
d-------!

-5.Q: What did the penny say to the other penny? A: We make p------ c----.

-6.Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? A: He didn't want to wake the
s------g p---s.

-7.Q: Did you hear about the calendar thief? A: He got t----- m-----; they say his days are n-------.

8.Q: Did you hear about the monster with five legs? A: His t------- fit him like a g----.

-9.Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more c---- like that and I'll p------ you!

-10.Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry? A: Because his p------ were in a j--!

lol

















Last edited by curly; 03/28/13 12:13 PM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #876526
03/28/13 03:18 AM
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1.Pasta lol wave
Good morning smile


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #876530
03/28/13 03:36 AM
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Good Morning, Curly cat

7. twelve months / numbered


Wouldn't that jar your mustard!
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #876531
03/28/13 04:00 AM
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Nice starts, good morning.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #876533
03/28/13 04:27 AM
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4. "it saw the salad dressing" lol - Hi Curly wave thumbsup

Bernie happydance

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #876537
03/28/13 05:06 AM
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Hi Bernie, good answer.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #876541
03/28/13 05:49 AM
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Morning curly, snicker


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #876548
03/28/13 06:35 AM
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Hi Gail, good one.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #876549
03/28/13 06:38 AM
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #876556
03/28/13 07:14 AM
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3. I think I'm "coming" down with "something"! lol


Gerry
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #876557
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Good ones Ladies.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #876582
03/28/13 09:23 AM
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #876585
03/28/13 10:06 AM
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #876589
03/28/13 10:13 AM
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9. "One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!" lol Hi Curly


Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #876592
03/28/13 10:17 AM
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Good ones. Hi Cue.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #876601
03/28/13 10:50 AM
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8. trousers/glove wave

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #876618
03/28/13 12:12 PM
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Good one Marian.


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