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Jokes. #878160
04/04/13 02:35 AM
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Please finish these for me. Thanks.

-1.What did the the tie say to the hat?
You go on a ----, I'll just ---- around.

-2.Why do melons get married in church?
Because they c--------e.

3.What building has the most stories?
The l------.

-4.What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. All the rest are ---- days!

-5.What is big, white, gives milk, and has one horn?
A ---- t----.

6.When is rabbit soup not good?
When there's a ---- in it!

7.Where did the butcher dance?
At the m-------!

-8.Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the b-----.

9.Why did they put a fence around the cemetery?
People were ----- to get in!

-10.Why did the lady miss her husband?
Because she never s--- a g-- before!

lol

Last edited by curly; 04/04/13 08:39 AM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #878162
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #878164
04/04/13 03:43 AM
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1. "You go on a HEAD, I'll just HANG around" - Hi Curly wave thumbsup

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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #878167
04/04/13 03:56 AM
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Morning, good ones.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #878176
04/04/13 06:06 AM
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2. cantaloup - can`t elope lol


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #878179
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4. "weak" (week)


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #878182
04/04/13 06:30 AM
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Good answers.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #878186
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Morning curly lol


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #878192
04/04/13 07:01 AM
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #878197
04/04/13 07:25 AM
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Merci Ladies.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #878198
04/04/13 07:36 AM
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #878203
04/04/13 08:03 AM
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Good Morning, Curly cat

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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #878204
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #878207
04/04/13 08:13 AM
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #878208
04/04/13 08:16 AM
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Too late!

Last edited by Lex; 04/04/13 08:18 AM.

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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #878219
04/04/13 08:39 AM
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All good. A demain Lex.


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