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#879767 - 04/09/13 07:18 PM Hump Day
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 32190
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Author Unknown

Microsoft Restaurant
Patron: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support

Waiter. What seems to be the problem?

Patron: There's a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.

Patron: No, it's still there.

Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.

Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?

Patron: A SOUP bowl!

Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem;how was the bowl set up?

Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!

Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??

Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.

Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?

Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.

Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.

Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.

Patron: This is potato soup.

Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.

Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.

Waiter leaves.

Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!

The check:
Soup of the Day $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day $2.50
Access to Support $1.00
TOTAL $8.50 + tax

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Good early early morning everyboomie. welcome

I hope it's cloudy when I get up here at 3:30. That bright moon light is hard on the eyes, and I lost my good pair of moon glasses. cool

The last time I had a good moon burn my skin pealed for days. blush

Anyways it's back to work for me. I'm supposed to work W,T,F & be off S & S, but we have a special wheelie dealie weekend going on in the parking lot, to promote our OPE (outdoor power equipment), and some other companies are going to be there selling their equipment, such as tractors, motorcycles, trucks, etc, and I am going to work W, T, F, & Saturday, and then take M, T, W, T, & Friday off......BIG BREATH... tired

At least I won't have to do my 6 day stretch this time. penguin


That's about it. duh

Have a most happy day everyone. thumbsup

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats

#879784 - 04/09/13 09:46 PM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
The Sassy Administrator PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 75349
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Woohoo Joe! You got a week off coming up. I hope you get some rain now and then new points will surface. yay

Have a wonderful day everyone!

Ana wave
Don't feed the Trolls

#879799 - 04/09/13 11:19 PM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
niteowl07 Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/06/05
Posts: 9029
Loc: the dusty desert
wow joe ,that's wonderful news - don't answer that phone on your days off,lol. hope the next few fly for you !

mornin' ,miss ana !

have a wonderful day everybody ! wave

#879808 - 04/10/13 01:15 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
BobH Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 10/14/11
Posts: 3440
Loc: 47.79N, 122.24W
Hi all. I'm having a mug of peppermint tea before I go to bed, my Wednesday is still coming.

Hi to Joe, Ana, Niteowl and all to come. I hope you all have wonderful days.

Bob and Sparky catrub
As I've grown older, I've found that my memory is not as good as I used to think it was.

#879815 - 04/10/13 03:07 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 10027
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe, Ana, Niteowl,Bob and Sparky and
all who come in later wave
Have all a nice day happydance
I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

#879819 - 04/10/13 04:12 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6145
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning everyone wave It's a rainy morning here smirk But the coffee is ready! Enjoy the day all puppy
I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.


#879827 - 04/10/13 05:51 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 22787
Loc: Marlborough USA
wave Good Morning Joe, Ana, niteowl, BobH, Haroula, and Cailyn. Enjoy the Day! wave

#879829 - 04/10/13 05:52 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 18262
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, glad you got a vacation to look forward to.

Ana, enjoy whatever plans you make for the day!

Niteowl, have a great day.

Bob, enjoy your peppermint tea.

Haroula, have a happy day.

Cailyn, thanks for the coffee. At least the weather is warmer.

Gerry, enjoy the morning when you come in.

Wishing everyone a wonderful day. My mornings are now free to do anything I want. woot

#879836 - 04/10/13 06:51 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 10252
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Gail, I'm very happy your done with your treatments, and your mornings are free. happydance My computer will be going to our computer garu later today to get a new hard drive. Hubby's computer will also be going to see why he has been getting the blue screen of death on boot up. eek If he reboots it works fine. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Hump day. Danish, Cereal with Bananas, and Omelets in the NC. spring

#879875 - 04/10/13 10:10 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: connie]
Darlene Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 10371
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Another early morning! Ouch! Hope your day goes easy peasy!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!

#879879 - 04/10/13 10:21 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
my10rugrats Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 08/05/06
Posts: 3499
Loc: kansas
good morning everyone. ok who took all our warm temps we was having here in kansas? we started out with a winter westher watch, then a thunderstorm watch, the we got rain, thunder, lightening and freezing rain yesterday and last night. we still got the winter weather watch for all day today. i had so much ice on my car this morning its a wonder i was able to take granddaughter to school. windshield is iced over already. had my heater shut off for about a week and had to turn it back on last night. ok enough of my complaining

#879883 - 04/10/13 10:29 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 47568
Loc: Alabama
Wonderful Wednesday ya'll puppy

This week must be vet week. Sky and Keoki are going in today for ear checks. Tomorrow all 4 dogs plus Missy Spryte (son's cat) go to a different vet for their annual blood test (dogs) and shots (cat). Hubby will meet me at the vet tomorrow to assist in that appt. It's supposed to be raining, but hey, I don't melt.

Gail, so glad your mornings are your own. wave

Time for more coffee, and eventually, dog feeding. wave
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

#879894 - 04/10/13 10:58 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 14623
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Say Joe what do you do on Sunday???? Just go halfway to work or half way home??? lol That is great that you will have al that time off in a row though! Enjoy it!! Thanks for the laughs.

Ana hope you have a fun day and the weather is nice for your run in the park with the dogs. How is merlin doing?? No corner yet???

niteowl have a lovely day!

Haroula have a nice day.

Cailyn and Gerry hope the weather is still nice! Have a lovely day!

WooHoo Gail enjoy the days to the max!!! hearts

Connie sorry about the computer woose. Didn't you just have them upgraded??? Hope it is a simple fix!! Thanks for the danish!

my10 Mother Nature is just not nice this year. Hope the weather clears for ya and your Spring finds it's way back! I'm still waiting for Spring to find me. lol

Darlene may work go smoothly today and you have a lovely day!

L4l good luck at the Vet!! Tomorrow sounds very interesting. lol All those animals at one time.


#879914 - 04/10/13 11:27 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
Sorta Blonde Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 9560
Loc: San Diego, CA
Cats! My world revolves around cats. So cute, so furry, so needy. I even made a special trip to the store for my last remaining Indoorsie, Bubba, because he wasn't eating his dry food but was woolfing down the canned 3 times a day! Couldn't figure it out until I noticed that the 'special' tasty dry food that I included with the 'normal' stuff was all gone. Uhhuh. Put out some of the good stuff and he gobbled it down immediately. Takes me awhile to figure out the 'communication' but I think I've got it now. rotfl cat

Bubba, whose brother and constant companion died months ago, has taken to snuggling between me and my friend as we watch all our favorite nighttime TV series. He has to lean on me, but be petted by the friend or he isn't happy. What fun. I get all furry, friend doesn't. Go figure. And all the while, Bubba is making funny kitten noises and purring so loud it's awesome. We hold quite a conversation with Bubba responding. Very very cute.
WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.

#879926 - 04/10/13 12:46 PM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 14623
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Well I am off the oral surgeons and then will be home in time to get ready and take the taxi out. lol Have a wonderful day everybody!!!


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