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#879944 - 04/10/13 02:45 PM Jack and Jill
Niki Offline
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Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side.

'When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got
home was take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother
and told her to put them on .

When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to
me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large... '

I told her, 'of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family
and I always will.'

'Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.'

Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone
after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers,
gave them to Jill and told her to put them on.

Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them.

'Exactly,' replied Jack. 'I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will.
I don't want you to forget that.'

Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. 'Try these on,'
she said.

So he tried them on but they were too small.
'I can't possibly get into your knickers,' said Jack.

'Exactly,' replied Jill. 'And if you don't change your attitude, you never will.'
What are we? Women - What do we want? We don't know - When do we want it? Now

#879950 - 04/10/13 03:16 PM Re: Jack and Jill [Re: Niki]
Leeana Offline
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LOLOLlolol Very Very GOoD!!! Loved that Joke smile Thank You I needed to smile
'Worry looks around, sorry looks back, Faith looks up.'

#879965 - 04/10/13 04:08 PM Re: Jack and Jill [Re: Niki]
Haroula Offline
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lol lol wave
I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

#880020 - 04/10/13 09:39 PM Re: Jack and Jill [Re: Niki]
manxman Offline
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Another good one Niki rotfl
Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.

#880062 - 04/11/13 05:44 AM Re: Jack and Jill [Re: Niki]
Kaki's Sister Offline
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lolAnother funny Niki! lol

#880147 - 04/11/13 12:22 PM Re: Jack and Jill [Re: Niki]
GBC Offline
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Thanks Niki. lol

#880511 - 04/13/13 07:20 AM Re: Jack and Jill [Re: GBC]
joanie39 Offline
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Thanks for sharing Niki! lol


#880713 - 04/13/13 11:02 PM Re: Jack and Jill [Re: Niki]
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That was great! dance
When you live in the past, it costs you the present.


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