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#880395 - 04/12/13 02:53 PM and they were both brunettes
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1.
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered,
handing it and the car keys to me. As I
took the key and manually unlocked the door, I
replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and
check about the batteries.
It's a long walk....'

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Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.
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#880402 - 04/12/13 03:23 PM Re: and they were both brunettes [Re: Niki]
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#880403 - 04/12/13 03:33 PM Re: and they were both brunettes [Re: Niki]
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Good ones puppy
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#880435 - 04/12/13 06:53 PM Re: and they were both brunettes [Re: Niki]
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Thanks Niki lol
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#880489 - 04/13/13 02:32 AM Re: and they were both brunettes [Re: Niki]
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lol wave
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#880505 - 04/13/13 06:00 AM Re: and they were both brunettes [Re: Niki]
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lol Too funny Niki! lol
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#880657 - 04/13/13 06:09 PM Re: and they were both brunettes [Re: Niki]
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Niki. Are you sure they didn't have a lovely brunette hair color applied to their blonde locks?
Terri lol
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#880666 - 04/13/13 06:55 PM Re: and they were both brunettes [Re: Terri824]
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Terri you could be right lol

I just tried to even up the score whistle
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