GAMEBOOMERS provides you with all the latest PC adventure computer games information, forum, walkthroughs, reviews and news.
GB Reviews Latest & Upcoming Adventure Games GB Annual Game Lists GB Interviews

BAAGS

GB @ acebook

GB @ witter

About Us
Walkthroughs free games galore Independent Games World of Adventure Patches Game Publishers & Developers GameBoomers Store
The Adventure Shop Big Fish Games Homepage
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >
Topic Options
#881229 - 04/15/13 11:12 PM Tuesday's
gymcandy1 Online   happy
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 29947
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
- Dan Quayle
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Punography

I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Broken pencils are pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro - what a rip off!

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner? Oh deer!

Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Aphorisms


It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.

You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.

We have enough "youth".
How about a fountain of "smart"?

The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.

A Fool and his money
can throw one heck of a party

When blondes have more fun,do they know it?

Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.


LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL

Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something.

If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you

Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs.

Alabama state motto:

At least we're not Mississippi

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population

"You know why a banana is like a politician?"
"He comes in and first he is green,
then he turns yellow
and then he's rotten."

"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,
you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could
identify their corporate sponsors."
The reason Politicians try so
hard to get re-elected is that they
would 'hate' to have to make a living
under the laws they've passed.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Good morning everyboomie. wave

If Sunday was my day off, and it was, then this is vacation day 2. dance

Yesterday after my son got here, he was very tired from traveling all night, and had to take a two hour nap, so I went to Lowe's and bought paint, and came back home and painted the kitchen ceiling. cool

My sister couldn't believe I did it while they were at the doctors office. razz

Can my vacation days get any more exciting? snicker

We'll see today. happydance

We did go to the creek and after an hour or two of that in 90 degrees Josh from Portland had had enough. snicker

So had I.

Day two........shall we dance? yay

Have a happy day everyone.

joe
_________________________
"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in." Will Rogers

Top
#881237 - 04/16/13 02:34 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7494
Loc: Greece
Good morning everyone spring
Have all a nice day happydance wave
_________________________

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.



Top
#881238 - 04/16/13 03:39 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6011
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Haroula wave Coffee is ready,have a great day all puppy
_________________________
I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

Sue

Top
#881242 - 04/16/13 03:59 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: cailyn]
Gimli Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 2314
Loc: Switzerland
Good morning Joe-my-love, Haroula and Sue and everybody coming in after me wave

Joe: some day you must explain to me why your sister isn't your favorite wink Happy vacation day 2!

Ana: please take care! Those ticks are really dangerous for the brain yes

L4L: I would go to the Docs for a check-up if you have pain in your legs walking outside the house. Maybe you don't feel pain at home because you walk slower and with shorter steps?!

Still spring outside and I'am planing to go for lunch with sis and Mum. Hopefully we can eat on the Restaurant terrace.

In the afternoon I can open my kiln (startet a glaze kiln on Sunday) and look whether the objects came out fine. Please everybody cross your fingers. I will tell you the result in the evening.

Happy day to all of you!

Evelyne
_________________________
"You ask me what life is. That's like asking me what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot is a carrot" (A. Chekhov)

Top
#881251 - 04/16/13 05:43 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 16880
Loc: Marlborough USA
spring Good Morning Joe, Haroula, Cailyn and Gimli. Hope everyone enjoy the day! spring
_________________________
Gerry

Top
#881263 - 04/16/13 06:49 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Online   content
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14249
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, have a great day off. I hope you dance.

Haroula, good day to you.

Cailyn, pass the coffee please.

Evelyne, good luck with the objects. I'm sure they'll be great. You do such nice work.

Gerry, have a great day!

Ana, enjoy whatever plans you have for the day.

Connie, is the Danish re4ady yet?

Midgie, enjoy the day. Hope they're getting closer to who is responsible for yesterday's tragedy.

Good day to all who enter.
_________________________
Gail

Top
#881264 - 04/16/13 06:49 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 7984
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. We were without power most of the day yesterday while the main breaker box outside and a smaller one inside were changed. The old ones were out dated and now outlawed. Then Scott changed out a toilet. Donald took care of a tree limb that broke off in the storm, and was caught on the power drop to the house. A busy but productive day. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Tuesday. Danish, Cinnamon Buns, and French Toast in the NC. spring
_________________________
Connie

Top
#881276 - 04/16/13 08:07 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 14570
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning.I'm still watching the news about the Marathon. Still unbelievable. Prayers to all injured and their families. Wow. So close to home. I have a friend who ran in the race. I'll call him today.

I'm still speechless.

Midge
_________________________
Just do it.

Top
#881299 - 04/16/13 09:59 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Online   content
GB Reviewer Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42098
Loc: Alabama
Terrific Tuesday ya'll puppy

It's gray out there, but hopefully the day will bring some blue sky and sunshine. I know I have laundry and books...not sure what else but if I wait patiently, I will know by the time I head to bed tonight. wink

Joe, love all the funnies. How long is son staying?

Haroula, have a great day.

Cailyn, thanks for the coffee.

Evelyne, fingers crossed for your objects. Hoping they will all be beautiful and just exaclty as you intended.

Gerry, back at ya!

Gail, what are you up to today?

Connie, you all did have a busy day. What is up for today?

Midgy, hugs....


Edited by looney4labs (04/16/13 10:00 AM)
_________________________
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

Top
#881300 - 04/16/13 10:00 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: Midge]
Darlene Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9303
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Enjoy your son's visit and have a happy Day Two!

hearts Loving prayers to the victims, families, and friends in Boston. hearts
_________________________
You become what you think about. Change your thoughts, change your life. - Dko

Top
#881311 - 04/16/13 10:25 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
flutist Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/17/01
Posts: 11368
Loc: Kirkwood, MO USA
Good morning Boomies.

Woke up to thunder boomers during the night. Got .55 inches of rain and it is not over yet. Tomorrow and Thursday are supposed to be bad.

Gotta go take Cory for a walk.

Bets
_________________________
Corgis fill your life with Joy, your heart with Love, and your soul with Sunshine.

Top
#881339 - 04/16/13 01:07 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Online   content
GB Reviewer Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42098
Loc: Alabama
Back from our walk. It is hot hot hot but the grey is gone happydance The young boys got new backpacks last night and they were quite worn out by the time we finished. I made a conscious effort to walk slowly and to take shorter steps and to walk in the grass. I also noticed that in my normal walking I walk more on the outside of my foot, so let my foot do what it wanted and No Pain happydance

Then home to feed everyone and change, and now will discover what I want to do today. wave
_________________________
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

Top
#881409 - 04/16/13 04:32 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7494
Loc: Greece
sleep wave
_________________________

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.



Top
#881415 - 04/16/13 04:46 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9412
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Good afternoon Boomers. wave
_________________________
It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.

Top
#881453 - 04/16/13 06:36 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Online   content
GB Reviewer Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42098
Loc: Alabama
Night Haroula sleep

Hi ya Quest, how has your day been?
_________________________
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

Top
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >

Moderator:  BrownEyedTigre, looney4labs 

Who's Online
Key: Admin Global Mod Mod Staff  )
15 registered (Debra, Gimme, gymcandy1, CCbomber, maryjo, GBC, kjos, looney4labs, Marian, 1 invisible), 80 Guests and 19 Spiders online.
Newest Members
LadyCarol, RibaSoma, Gey, Moonbat, kooker1957
8498 Registered Users