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Tuesday's #881229
04/15/13 11:12 PM
04/15/13 11:12 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Calera, Oklahoma
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
- Dan Quayle
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Punography

I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Broken pencils are pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro - what a rip off!

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner? Oh deer!

Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Aphorisms


It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.

You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.

We have enough "youth".
How about a fountain of "smart"?

The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.

A Fool and his money
can throw one heck of a party

When blondes have more fun,do they know it?

Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.


LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL

Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something.

If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you

Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs.

Alabama state motto:

At least we're not Mississippi

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population

"You know why a banana is like a politician?"
"He comes in and first he is green,
then he turns yellow
and then he's rotten."

"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,
you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could
identify their corporate sponsors."
The reason Politicians try so
hard to get re-elected is that they
would 'hate' to have to make a living
under the laws they've passed.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Good morning everyboomie. wave

If Sunday was my day off, and it was, then this is vacation day 2. dance

Yesterday after my son got here, he was very tired from traveling all night, and had to take a two hour nap, so I went to Lowe's and bought paint, and came back home and painted the kitchen ceiling. cool

My sister couldn't believe I did it while they were at the doctors office. razz

Can my vacation days get any more exciting? snicker

We'll see today. happydance

We did go to the creek and after an hour or two of that in 90 degrees Josh from Portland had had enough. snicker

So had I.

Day two........shall we dance? yay

Have a happy day everyone.

joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #881237
04/16/13 02:34 AM
04/16/13 02:34 AM
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Posts: 10,027
Greece
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Good morning everyone spring
Have all a nice day happydance wave


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Tuesday's [Re: Haroula] #881238
04/16/13 03:39 AM
04/16/13 03:39 AM
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 6,145
Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
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Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Haroula wave Coffee is ready,have a great day all puppy


I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

Sue
Re: Tuesday's [Re: cailyn] #881242
04/16/13 03:59 AM
04/16/13 03:59 AM
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Posts: 2,330
Switzerland
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Good morning Joe-my-love, Haroula and Sue and everybody coming in after me wave

Joe: some day you must explain to me why your sister isn't your favorite wink Happy vacation day 2!

Ana: please take care! Those ticks are really dangerous for the brain yes

L4L: I would go to the Docs for a check-up if you have pain in your legs walking outside the house. Maybe you don't feel pain at home because you walk slower and with shorter steps?!

Still spring outside and I'am planing to go for lunch with sis and Mum. Hopefully we can eat on the Restaurant terrace.

In the afternoon I can open my kiln (startet a glaze kiln on Sunday) and look whether the objects came out fine. Please everybody cross your fingers. I will tell you the result in the evening.

Happy day to all of you!

Evelyne


"You ask me what life is. That's like asking me what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot is a carrot" (A. Chekhov)
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #881251
04/16/13 05:43 AM
04/16/13 05:43 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
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spring Good Morning Joe, Haroula, Cailyn and Gimli. Hope everyone enjoy the day! spring


Gerry
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #881263
04/16/13 06:49 AM
04/16/13 06:49 AM
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 18,262
Massachusetts
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Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, have a great day off. I hope you dance.

Haroula, good day to you.

Cailyn, pass the coffee please.

Evelyne, good luck with the objects. I'm sure they'll be great. You do such nice work.

Gerry, have a great day!

Ana, enjoy whatever plans you have for the day.

Connie, is the Danish re4ady yet?

Midgie, enjoy the day. Hope they're getting closer to who is responsible for yesterday's tragedy.

Good day to all who enter.


Gail
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #881264
04/16/13 06:49 AM
04/16/13 06:49 AM
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Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone. We were without power most of the day yesterday while the main breaker box outside and a smaller one inside were changed. The old ones were out dated and now outlawed. Then Scott changed out a toilet. Donald took care of a tree limb that broke off in the storm, and was caught on the power drop to the house. A busy but productive day. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Tuesday. Danish, Cinnamon Buns, and French Toast in the NC. spring


Connie
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #881276
04/16/13 08:07 AM
04/16/13 08:07 AM
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Posts: 15,630
Massachusetts
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Good morning.I'm still watching the news about the Marathon. Still unbelievable. Prayers to all injured and their families. Wow. So close to home. I have a friend who ran in the race. I'll call him today.

I'm still speechless.

Midge


Just do it.
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #881299
04/16/13 09:59 AM
04/16/13 09:59 AM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 48,905
Alabama
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Alabama
Terrific Tuesday ya'll puppy

It's gray out there, but hopefully the day will bring some blue sky and sunshine. I know I have laundry and books...not sure what else but if I wait patiently, I will know by the time I head to bed tonight. wink

Joe, love all the funnies. How long is son staying?

Haroula, have a great day.

Cailyn, thanks for the coffee.

Evelyne, fingers crossed for your objects. Hoping they will all be beautiful and just exaclty as you intended.

Gerry, back at ya!

Gail, what are you up to today?

Connie, you all did have a busy day. What is up for today?

Midgy, hugs....

Last edited by looney4labs; 04/16/13 10:00 AM.

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Tuesday's [Re: Midge] #881300
04/16/13 10:00 AM
04/16/13 10:00 AM
Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 10,450
Southern California
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wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Enjoy your son's visit and have a happy Day Two!

hearts Loving prayers to the victims, families, and friends in Boston. hearts


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #881311
04/16/13 10:25 AM
04/16/13 10:25 AM
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 11,505
Kirkwood, MO USA
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Good morning Boomies.

Woke up to thunder boomers during the night. Got .55 inches of rain and it is not over yet. Tomorrow and Thursday are supposed to be bad.

Gotta go take Cory for a walk.

Bets


Corgis fill your life with Joy, your heart with Love, and your soul with Sunshine.
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #881339
04/16/13 01:07 PM
04/16/13 01:07 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
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Alabama
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Alabama
Back from our walk. It is hot hot hot but the grey is gone happydance The young boys got new backpacks last night and they were quite worn out by the time we finished. I made a conscious effort to walk slowly and to take shorter steps and to walk in the grass. I also noticed that in my normal walking I walk more on the outside of my foot, so let my foot do what it wanted and No Pain happydance

Then home to feed everyone and change, and now will discover what I want to do today. wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #881409
04/16/13 04:32 PM
04/16/13 04:32 PM
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Greece
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sleep wave


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #881415
04/16/13 04:46 PM
04/16/13 04:46 PM
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Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good afternoon Boomers. wave


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #881453
04/16/13 06:36 PM
04/16/13 06:36 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
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Alabama
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Alabama
Night Haroula sleep

Hi ya Quest, how has your day been?


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #881458
04/16/13 07:31 PM
04/16/13 07:31 PM
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Posts: 14,625
northern Wisconsin
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Well I finally have a little free time to stop by! lol Did laundry this morning and then took a friend and her hubby to his doc appointment in Duluth. After that I was treated to lunch/supper at Red Lobster!! Yummmmmy!! Love that cheesey bread. Then over the bridge to back home and took him to the clinic here for a blood draw.

Once we all got back to my place it was time to head out with Sassy. No sooner got home and daughter and sil arrived with My youngest granddaughter and her little Abbi-Roze!! lol Poor thing didn't want to leave when it was time to go. So my day in a large nut shell. lol

Hope everybody is having a wonderful day!

Evelyne prayers that everything comes out well. Enjoy lunch with your sis and mom! hearts

L4l glad you paid attention to your walking today and that you found some things not to do or to change so it doesn't hurt. happydance

Ana hope the project moves right along for ya!! HUGS! We are under a winter storm watch AGAIN!!! How sad.

Joe enjoy your visit with your son!! Oh and your vacation too. lol

wave
Nan

Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #881460
04/16/13 08:20 PM
04/16/13 08:20 PM
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In the Naughty Corner
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Good afternoon boomies! I really was here hours ago and wrote a post but I can see through one of my many distractions today I must have forgotten to hit submit. oops I'm sorry, it has been a very hectic day.

I did get the dogs out early and ran a couple errands and I am now alternating pacing, cursing, and not really knowing what else to do because my computer is overheating and I can't work. sad Please excuse me while I go back to being miserable and see what I can do. lol


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Re: Tuesday's [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #881470
04/16/13 09:22 PM
04/16/13 09:22 PM
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near Yosemite
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Is this your relatively new Windows 7 computer, Ana? frown wave

Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #881471
04/16/13 09:22 PM
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Palouse country
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Evening; been dealing with winds, rain and very low temps for the past few days. Trying to sneak a bit of yard work in but the wind chill factor makes it to cold after awhile.

Ana, hope pc quits misbehaving. Are you getting "thermal event" - overheating? That's what I was dealing with and found a broken connection on the fan that held it secure.


Reading is to the mind, what exercise is to the body - Joseph Addison
Re: Tuesday's [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #881472
04/16/13 09:22 PM
04/16/13 09:22 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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Good night Boomers. wave


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #881475
04/16/13 09:27 PM
04/16/13 09:27 PM
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Massachusetts
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Hi Trippy. wave Missing you. Tomorrow I have the day off. yay Not planning on doing much. We'll see what develops.

Midgie hearts


Just do it.
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #881477
04/16/13 09:41 PM
04/16/13 09:41 PM
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Yes indeed Marian. On top of that I have other issues so I have to go through one program at a time to see what is causing it to freeze repeatedly. I'm frustrated....no...beyond frustrated.

Trippy, good to see you! the CPU is overheating. No reason we can find as to why yet. Hubby is a computer guru so he's on it.

SpaceQ, sweet dreams.

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Re: Tuesday's [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #881479
04/16/13 09:49 PM
04/16/13 09:49 PM
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I'm so sorry, Ana. I hope your husband can figure out what the problem is. hearts

To all here in the Diner, I wish you a good night. wave

Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #881482
04/16/13 10:00 PM
04/16/13 10:00 PM
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Alabama
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Awww Ana, I hope you get that figured out ASAP. Big hugs!

Trippy wave

Off to bed with me. Sleep well all sleep


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1] #881487
04/16/13 10:56 PM
04/16/13 10:56 PM
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Sweet dreams all.


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