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#882448 - 04/21/13 01:53 AM Sip-&-Surf Sunday
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30109
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
You can observe a lot by just watching.
- Yogi Berra
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Hollywood Squares:

These great questions and answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course...



Q.. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?

A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!

(The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)


Q. Do female frogs croak?

A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.


Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?

A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.


Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.

A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.


Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?

A.. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.


Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?

A.. Rose Marie: No wait until morning.


Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?

A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.


Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'?

A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.


Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?

A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.


Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?

A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.


Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?

A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.


Q.. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?

A.. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.


Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?

A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.


Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps.. One is politics, what is the other?

A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.


Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?

A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.


Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?

A.. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.


Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?

A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?


Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?

A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.


Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?

A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.


Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?

A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.


Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?

A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.


Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?

A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?


Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?

A.. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.


Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?

A. Charley Weaver: His feet.


Q.. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?

A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.


WE DON'T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE WE GROW OLD,
WE GROW OLD BECAUSE WE STOP LAUGHING

Enjoy and pass on to your friends.
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YO YO YO & Heidy Ho Everyboomie. welcome

I'm off today, but I got off of work at almost midnight, came home, showered, ate something, and now it's 12:50.... tired UGH!!

I hope you all have a super shiny fantastic Sunday. yay

I'm off to have a super shiny fantastic sleep in with my Baby. puppy Woof!

joe
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"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in." Will Rogers

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#882451 - 04/21/13 03:06 AM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7976
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe loland all who come in later wave
Have a relaxing Sunday bunny spring
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.



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#882452 - 04/21/13 04:10 AM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6074
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Haroula,and all who follow me in wave Coffee is ready,It's back to school tomorrow chocobunny Nan Tigger is doing better thanks it's the legiments in his knee they we're worried about puppy Ana how was the party? L4L new shoes or sneakers? What kind are they? Have a good day all sherlock
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I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

Sue

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#882456 - 04/21/13 04:49 AM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: cailyn]
Gimli Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 2314
Loc: Switzerland
Good morning Joe, Haroula, Sue and everyboomer coming in after me... wave

blush Thank you bunches for your kind words about my works. I'am glad you like it and it's good to see that everybody has another favorite.

Sorta: I seldom do glaze works. It's an exception that I'am doing it now for the coming exhibition. If you could take a pic of the plate you talked about, I would appreciate it very much. Always willing to learn new styles.

Ana: did you go to the party with a cold??

Nan: I postpone my visit to Duluth until temps are a bit higher in your region.... lol

L4L: so glad you found shoes that allow you to walk without pain in your legs and hips! Keep going girl!

I just got an invitation to participate in a group exhibition in France (Vallauris). WooHooooooo dance . Exhibition will be from July 6th to August 14th and I will be there in person during the first week of the exhibition. Vallauris is approx. 2 car hours from where we live in Italy. So after closing my own exhibition here in Switzerland on June 23, hubby and I will drive to Italy and, beginning of July, to France. All that's missing in my CV now is an exhibition in the USA... yes

Weather here is lousy. Wind and rain and temps in the 44F. Weatherforecast says it should get better mid of next week. Let's hope he is right about that.

I'am wishing you all a happy Sunday. Hugs and love from

Evelyne
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"You ask me what life is. That's like asking me what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot is a carrot" (A. Chekhov)

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#882459 - 04/21/13 05:03 AM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5614
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Well, I'm off for my early morning work whoosh. Hope everyone has a terrific Sunday. wave

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#882460 - 04/21/13 05:14 AM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
BobH Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 10/14/11
Posts: 1894
Loc: 47.79N, 122.24W
It's been Sunday here for a little over 2 hours and I'm off to bed. Hope you all have a great day.
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Bob
I've learned that if you're too busy to help a friend, you're too busy.

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#882461 - 04/21/13 05:20 AM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17477
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe,Haroula, Cailyn, Evelyne, venus, BobH and all on the way to Joe's. I hope it's a peaceful day for everyone. wave
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Gerry

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#882469 - 04/21/13 06:10 AM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8162
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Breakfast out and a Sam's trip today. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Sunday. Danish, Bacon, Eggs anyway you like, Hash Browns, and English Muffins in the NC. spring
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Connie

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#882471 - 04/21/13 06:29 AM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17477
Loc: Marlborough USA
wave Sounds delicious Connie! have a great day! wave
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Gerry

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#882479 - 04/21/13 08:51 AM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9646
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Have a great Sunday everyone.
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It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.

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#882499 - 04/21/13 10:20 AM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: Space Quest Fan]
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30109
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Good "moaning" everybody. wave

I didn't get to sleep in. Pepper can always tell when the sun is up, and starts crowing like a rooster. lol

I feel like hell with a hangover. tired

I've had sinus allergy problems that has gone to my chest. Now I have a bad cough. sick

Yesterday I decided to quit my job.

I won't, of course, but I was scheduled from 2:00 to 11:00, and I quit working at almost 11:45 because I could have worked all night and not finished cleaning my department. rolleyes

When I was off last week they were very short staffed in the department, and you could really tell it.

Right now we are about the busiest department in the store, along with outside lawn and garden. shocked

Last month I was #1 in the whole region in mower sales. bravo

It's not accurate because everyone in the department put their sales under my employee number to inflate my sales figures. lol

I get all the glory.

I hope everybody here has a super day.

joe
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"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in." Will Rogers

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#882500 - 04/21/13 10:30 AM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 65509
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Good morning Joe, thanks for starting my day off with a laugh. Hope you find some points today!

Haroula, beach day?

Sue, How old is Tigger? I hope that he's feeling better. puppy

Evelyne, congrats on your showings coming up! YOu are really making a name for yourself. Don't get too famous or you'll forget about us. hearts I hope to hear you have a Chicago showing coming up. grin
Yes, I went with a cold. I have no time to be ill so life goes on. lol

Venus, hope work goes by quickly.

Bob, hope you slept in today!

Gerry, how's the knee?

Connie, how is Scott doing? Were they able to save anything?

SpaceQ, happy Sunday!
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#882506 - 04/21/13 11:02 AM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
GB Reviewer Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42516
Loc: Alabama
Super Sunday ya'll puppy

Talked with Daughter this morning. She was just coming from finishing a 5k run for Child Hunger. I asked her about her foot and she said it hurt a little. Think I will give her an early b'day present and put money in her account for new shoes.

Hubby and I are going to see Around the World in 80 Days in play form today. We've seen the movie, and I've read the book. It will be interesting to see how they do it.

Joe, has Pepper always crowed in the mornings?

Haroula, have a wonderful day?

Cailyn, are you ready for a rest? Is Tigger still improving? How did she hurt her knee? I got new sneakers....Brooks Ghost 5. They were the first ones the girl got out for me to try and they felt heavenly. She got several others out and I tried them all, but all the others hurt one foot or the other. I also got compression hose which supposedly help with shin splints. We shall see.

Gimli, grats! That is super. Will you do all new work for the next show?

Venus, have a great day at work!


Bob, hope you slept great. Sounds like you like my hours.

Gerry, have a great day. Are you feeling better?

Connie, nice of you to cook for us when you are going out.

Quest, how are you spending your day?

Ana, hugs and I'm putting some zinc in the corner for you. Feel better soonest.
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"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

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#882507 - 04/21/13 11:03 AM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13751
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe ya mean you were going to work right thru your day off?????? lol Happy Head Hunting!!! Thanks for the laughs and have a nice day!

Haroula like your new avatar! Have a lovely Sunday too!!

venus happy working!! May it go fast and go well.

Bob hope you slept in!! Have a nice day!

Evelyne you were coming here?????? lol Would be nice!! Good luck with all the exhibitions you have coming up. Prayers that they go well.

Weather here has been lousy too. Nothing but snow, snow and more snow, which is unusual for this time of year but I think everything is kind of thrown off for some reason. duh I know that I am really ready for Spring!!

Cailyn glad he is doing better and pray that those ligaments heal completely!! HUGS!

Gerry how's your knee doing?? Prayers that it is improving daily for ya! HUGS!

Connie have a nice walk and enjoy breakfast out! Happy shopping!!

Space have a lovely relaxing Sunday!!

Ana hope you had a lovely time last night! Prayers you are feeling better today! May the project move right along for you today!! Oh guess what........they are talking chances of snow for every day this week. HELP!!!!! lol

Today I shall relax till later when I take my daughter out for her birthday!

wave
Nan

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#882514 - 04/21/13 12:16 PM Re: Sip-&-Surf Sunday [Re: auntiegram]
Gimli Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 2314
Loc: Switzerland
Hi again wave

Venus: happy whooshing working day
BoB: happy day to you too
Gerry: and a peaceful day also for you my dear
Connie: thanks for the yummy breakfast. Give a hug to Donald for me please
Space: have a great day

Joe: such nice people helping improve your sales figures. I know though that you are The Best!! Have a happy headhunting day. Oh, do you know those cute eye masks you put on falcons during the hunt? Try them on Pepper ... whistle (just a thought. No offense meant ;))

Ana: ah no no no: I will never forget about my GB family! flowers Do you feel much better after the Party yesterday? Love!

L4L: I have to produce only little for the France exhibition. I have a storage cellar full of very beautiful grin pieces I can give to that show.
I hope daughters food is not hurting her any more.

Nan: you don't remember I was coming? scared Postponed it anyway.... Too cold and I'am fed up with snow already. I wish you warmer temps for the near future!!
birthday to your daughter!

I'am going down to the kitchen now to do the washing up, then I'am cooking a nice tuna fish and then it's relaxing time with tea and fruits. So bye bye for today. See you tomorrow again.

Hugs!

Evelyne
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"You ask me what life is. That's like asking me what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot is a carrot" (A. Chekhov)

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