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#882651 - 04/22/13 02:45 AM Jokes.(Hint)
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Help me with these jokes please.

-1.If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the ‘t-------’?

-2.When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in a------.

-3.Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a
c--------n.

-4.I ask my boss for a raise on Friday night, when I came to work Monday morning, there was a t-------- b--- on my chair.

-5.I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: c------- t--- is 18.

6.Unless your name is G-----…stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING… (we use this to search)

-7.Hedgehogs. Why can't they just s---- the h----?

-8.I got praised for my parking yesterday, someone left a piece of paper on my car saying "p------ f---".

-9.What do you call a pig with three eyes?P----.

-10.What do people in China call their good q------ p-----?

lol


Edited by curly (04/22/13 03:35 PM)
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#882653 - 04/22/13 02:49 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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9.Piiig lol
Good morniiig wave
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#882654 - 04/22/13 02:50 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Hiii Haroula, good one.
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#882656 - 04/22/13 03:29 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good ones Curly.

7. share the hedge rotfl
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#882657 - 04/22/13 03:31 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: BobH]
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1. Terminal - I love these Curly, thanks thumbsup wave

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#882660 - 04/22/13 04:04 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Thanks. Good answers.
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#882661 - 04/22/13 04:09 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good Morning, Curly cat

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#882664 - 04/22/13 05:02 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good one Jema.
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#882665 - 04/22/13 05:37 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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5. checkout time

Morning curly, lol
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#882676 - 04/22/13 06:11 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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2. advance

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#882678 - 04/22/13 06:24 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Morning, good ones.
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#882684 - 04/22/13 07:15 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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10. quality plates smile
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#882685 - 04/22/13 07:24 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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8. parking fine lol Morning Curly
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#882692 - 04/22/13 08:14 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#882694 - 04/22/13 08:38 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Morning, good ones.
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