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Jokes.(Hint) #882651
04/22/13 02:45 AM
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Help me with these jokes please.

-1.If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the ‘t-------’?

-2.When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in a------.

-3.Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a
c--------n.

-4.I ask my boss for a raise on Friday night, when I came to work Monday morning, there was a t-------- b--- on my chair.

-5.I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: c------- t--- is 18.

6.Unless your name is G-----…stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING… (we use this to search)

-7.Hedgehogs. Why can't they just s---- the h----?

-8.I got praised for my parking yesterday, someone left a piece of paper on my car saying "p------ f---".

-9.What do you call a pig with three eyes?P----.

-10.What do people in China call their good q------ p-----?

lol

Last edited by curly; 04/22/13 03:35 PM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #882653
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #882654
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Hiii Haroula, good one.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #882656
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Good ones Curly.

7. share the hedge rotfl


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As I've grown older, I've found that my memory is not as good as I used to think it was.
Re: Jokes. [Re: BobH] #882657
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1. Terminal - I love these Curly, thanks thumbsup wave

Bernie happydance

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #882660
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Thanks. Good answers.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #882661
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Good Morning, Curly cat

3. confession


Wouldn't that jar your mustard!
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #882664
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Good one Jema.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #882665
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5. checkout time

Morning curly, lol


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #882676
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #882678
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Morning, good ones.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #882684
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What are we? Women - What do we want? We don't know - When do we want it? Now
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #882685
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8. parking fine lol Morning Curly


Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #882692
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4 - telephone book


Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #882694
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Morning, good ones.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #882749
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see hint.


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Re: Jokes.(Hint) [Re: curly] #882755
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6. Google smile


Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: Jokes.(Hint) [Re: curly] #882773
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Absolument.


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