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#883592 - 04/26/13 12:51 AM TGIF
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 29985
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine
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Dog Applicant

A sign was hung in an office window. It read:

Help wanted.
Must type 70 words a minute.
Must be computer literate.
Must be bilingual.
An equal opportunity employer.

A dog was ambling down the street and saw the sign. He looked at it for a moment, pulled it down with his mouth, and walked into the manager's office, making it clear he wished to apply for the job.

The office manager laughed and said, "I can't hire a dog for this job."

The dog pointed to the line: "An equal opportunity employer."

So the manager said, "OK, take this letter and type it." The dog went off to the word processor and returned a minute later with the finished letter, perfectly formatted.

The manager said, "Alright, here's a problem. Write a computer program for it and run it."

Fifteen minutes later, the dog came back with the correct answer.

The manager still wasn't convinced. "I still can't hire you for this position. You've got to be bilingual."

The dog looked up at the manager and said, "Meow."
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The Hotel Bill

An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of Chicago 's most expensive hotel.
When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.
She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth $250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast."
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: "the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use."
''But I didn't use them," she said.
''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from New York , Los Angeles , and Las Vegas performing here," the Manager said.
"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!"
The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to the Manager.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. " But madam, this check is only made out for $50.00." '
'That's correct. I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
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.BABY BOOMER GAME
MEMORY TEST!



(Have a paper and pencil handy to record your answers.. Your mind isn't as sharp as it once was!)

This is NOT a pushover test. It's a Baby Boomer era test!

There are 20 questions. Average score is 12 .
This one will be difficult for the younger set. (DUDE!)

Have fun, but no peeking!

When you forward this to your friends/family ,
Put your score in the subject line and let them know your score .

Don't forget to forward it to me , as well.

Good luck, youngsters ,


1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?
A. Flintstones vitamins
B. The Buttmaster
C. Spaghetti
D. Wonder Bread
E. Orange Juice
F. Milk
G. Cod Liver Oil


2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was...
A. Sugar Ray Robinson.
B. Roy Orbison..
C. Gene Autry.
D. Rudolph Valentino.
E. Fabian.
F. Mickey Mantle.
G. Cassius Clay.


3. ! Pogo, th e comic strip character said, 'We have met the enemy and....
A. It's you.
B. He is us.
C. It's the Grinch.
D. He wasn't home.
E. He's really me and you.
F. We quit.
G. He surrendered.


4. Good night, David.
A.. Good night, Chet
B. Sleep well.
C. Good night, Irene.
D.. Good night, Gracie.
E. See you later, alligator.
F. Until tomorrow.
G. Good night, Steve..


5. You'll wonder where the yellow went...
A. When you use Tide
B. When you lose your crayons.
C. When you clean your tub.
D. If you paint the room blue.
E. If you buy a soft water tank.
F. When you use Lady Clairol.
G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.


6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's friend...
A. Stuart Whitman.
B Randolph Scott.
C. Steve Reeves..
D. Maynard G. Krebs.
E. Corky B. Dork.
F. Dave the Whale.
G. Zippy Zoo.


7. Liar, liar...
A. You're a liar.
B. Your nose is growing.
C. Pants on fire.
D. Join the choir
E. Jump up higher.
F. On the wire.
G. I'm telling Mom.


8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and.....
A. Wheaties.
B. Lois Lane .
C. TV ratings.
D. World peace.
E. Red tights.
F. The American way.
G. News headlines.


9. Hey kids! What time is it?
A. It's time for Yogi Bear.
B It's time to do your homework.
C. It's Howdy Doody Time.
D. It's time for Romper Room.
E. It's bedtime.
F... The Mighty Mouse Hour..
G. Scoopy Doo Time..


10. Lions and tigers and bears..! ..
A. Yikes.
B. Oh, no..
C. Gee whiz.
D. I'm scared...
E. Oh my.
F.. Help! Help!
G. Let's run.


11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone....
A. Over 40.
B. Wearing a uniform.
C.. Carrying a briefcase.
D. Over 30.
E. You don't know.
F. Who says, 'Trust me'..
G. Who eats tofu.


12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings...
A. Troy Aikman
B. Kenny Stabler
C. Joe Namath
D. Roger Staubach
E. Joe Montana
F. Steve Young
G. John Elway


13. Brylcream...
A. Smear it on.
B. You'll smell great.
C. Tame that cowlick.
D. Grease ball heaven.
E. It's a dream.
F. We're your team.
G. A littl e dab'll do ya.


14. I found my thrill...
A. In Blueberry muffins.
B. With my man, Bill.
C. Down at the mill.
D. Over the windowsill.
E. With thyme and dill.
F. Too late to enjoy.
G. On Blueberry Hill.


15.. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by...
A. Clark Gable.
B. Mary Martin.
C. Doris Day.
D. Errol Flynn.
E. Sally Fields.
F. Jim Carrey.
G. Jay Leno.


16. Name the Beatles...
A. John, Steve, George, Ringo
B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe
C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo
D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo
E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo
F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel
G. John, Paul, George, Ringo


17. I wonder, wonder, who.
A. Who ate the leftovers?
B. Who did the laundry?
C. Was it you?
D. Who wrote the book of love?
E. Who I am?
F. Passed the test?
G. Knocked on the door?


18. I'm strong to the finish...
A. Cause I eats my broccoli.
B. Cause I eats me spinach.
C. Cause I lift weights.
D. Cause I'm the hero.
E. And don't you for get it.
F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me.
G. To outlast Bruto.


19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today.
A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera.
B. Smile, you're on Star Search.
C. Smile, you won the lottery.
D. Smile, we're watching you.
E. Smile, the world sees you.
F. Smile, you're a hit.
G. Smile, you're on TV.


20. What do M & M's do?
A. Make your tummy happy.!
B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket.
C. Make you fat.
D.. Melt your heart.
E... Make you popular.
F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
G. Come in colors.


Below are the right answers:






1. D - Wonder Bread
2. G - Cassius Clay
3. B - He Is us
4. A - Good night, Chet
5. G - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6. D - Maynard G. Krebs
7. C - Pants on fire
8. F - The American Way
9. C - It's Howdy Doody Time
10. E - Oh my
11. D - Over 30
12. C - Joe Namath
13. G - A little dab'll do ya
14. G - On Blueberry Hill
15. B - Mary Martin
16. G - John, Paul, George, Ringo
17. D - Who wrote the book of Love
18. B - Cause I eats me spinach
19. A - Smile, you're on Candid Camera
20.. F - Melt in your mouth not in your hand
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Good morning everyboomie. welcome

Ahh yes. Wonderful memories galore are in store for whoever enters the diner today. think

20 of them to be precise. idea



I hope that you answered all 15 of them correct.



If not, there's definitely some degeneration of your old memory banks there. headscratch crazy



I got all 12 myself. I'm pretty proud of my memory skills. thumbsup



You know, I really don't understand why they could only think of 10 questions. rolleyes



That's not a lengthy test at all.

I hope you all have a wonderful Thursday. slapforehead

joe



Edited by gymcandy1 (04/26/13 09:29 AM)
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#883596 - 04/26/13 02:15 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7607
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe and all wave
Have all a happy day happydance spring
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#883606 - 04/26/13 05:46 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17004
Loc: Marlborough USA
dance Good Morning Joe and Haroula. Joe I missed 4 out of 20. Not bad for me! Haroula enjoy your day. Cailyn coffee is on. Happy Day to All! dance
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#883613 - 04/26/13 06:26 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Online   content
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8025
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. I think today will bring some shopping. Andrea, the puppy is adorable. I'm very jealous. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful TGIF. Danish, Cinnamon Buns, and Apple Fritters in the NC. spring
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#883617 - 04/26/13 06:54 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14330
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, I got them all. Just goes to show my age. Brought back some memories.

Haroula, happy day!

Cailyn, Gerry made coffee, I'll save you some.

Gerry, have a great day!

Connie, have fun shopping. Thanks for the Danish.

Dog walk this morning then some routine Lab work, then out to lunch with daughter. Wishing everyone a wonderful day!
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#883620 - 04/26/13 07:22 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 14602
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning. I'm off to work. Have a wonderful day everyone.

Midgie hearts
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#883632 - 04/26/13 08:31 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
manxman Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/23/02
Posts: 14873
Loc: Unionville
Good morning Joe. Thanks for the memories (18 correct) smile
Hope everyone has a great Friday leading in to the weekend dance
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#883636 - 04/26/13 08:50 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
Puzzled Moderator
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 21198
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
YES!! TGIF!! woot

Wishing everyone a fantastic Friday, at work, at home, at the park, at a friends, while you're walking, while you're exercising and while you're relaxing. I'm off to work and will CUL8R wave

Whoosh...

GMSS hearts
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#883658 - 04/26/13 10:03 AM Re: TGIF [Re: soot]
Darlene Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9332
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the fun openers! Have a great TGIF!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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You become what you think about. Change your thoughts, change your life. - Dko

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#883666 - 04/26/13 10:44 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64691
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Good morning boomies. When I was ready to go to sleep last night about 12:30 am I looked out my bedroom window to see the full moon and there was a coyote in the street right out front of my house. He was out there just wandering around for about 2-3 minutes (it was garbage night) before he disappeared in the woods across the street. Jeez, they are getting bold!

I will run the dogs in a couple hours and then supposed to go to a 90 minute Zumba-thon tonight if I can get a good chunk of work done.

I hope you all enjoy your day!
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#883667 - 04/26/13 11:00 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13583
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe thanks for the memories....I got them all. lol Have a lovely day off today!!

Haroula have a lovely day!

Gerry enjoy your day!

Connie have fun shopping!! thanks for the treats.

Gail best of luck with the "vampire"!! lol Have a lovely walk with the dogs. Me and Sassy have a mile and a half done already!! She loves to run free in the woods.

Midge may work be fun and time fly. Have a lovely day!

manxman have a lovely day!

Soot hope work flies so you get started on the weekend!!

Darlene may everything go smoothly today! Have a lovely day!

Wow Ana that is getting to be s little scary with them roaming so close. eek Have a lovely and safe run with the dogs! May things move right along for you today so you may make that Zumba-thon!!!

It is turning kout to be a nice day here so far with the temp already in the 40's heading to about 60! happydance Yes, Yes!!!

No plans till taxi and fish fry later. Have a lovely day everybody!!

wave
Nan

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#883683 - 04/26/13 12:52 PM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
Lotus777 Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 03/12/06
Posts: 3270
Loc: Oregon
Good Morning Boomies! It is another beautiful day here but I am busy inside with some cleaning and cooking. i wish everyone a lovely day and Happy Gaming!! wave
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#883684 - 04/26/13 12:55 PM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
Sorta Blonde Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 7157
Loc: San Diego, CA
Lovely day. Just saw my dentist on an 'emergency'. Bonding on same tooth developed a 'knife edge' on the bottom. He couldn't see it but I sure could fee it. He ground it off and it's much better, but someday, sometime, I need to cap my 4 front teeth. Sigh. We keep putting it off because it will cost more than the down payment on a car. Ugh. And today's 5 minute quick fix cost me 80 bucks! Wow. Now I know what a routing office call costs even if he doesn't do anything. So expensive but he's one of the fairest on charges around.

Off for a walk soon. Glorious weather outside and everything is bright and sunny.

OH, on the Falcons, all FOUR hatched a few days apart and are doing well.
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#883697 - 04/26/13 01:28 PM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
GB Reviewer Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42181
Loc: Alabama
Fantastic Friday ya'll puppy

I slept in, got up, iced my leg and did some shin exercises, geared up everyone, and hit the park. Super nice day out there...70's and not a lot of wind. Then home to change, feed doggies, grab a cup of coffee and am currently icing silly leg again.

Dinner is in the croc pot. Just have to add some last minute stuff at 4. Kids will be here in a bit. Son is working a double, open and then straight through til 9 or 10. I would put the boys to bed around 8 but son asked me to keep them up so he can see them.

So I'm going to sit and sip and chomp some watermelon for a bit before the boys get here. wave
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#883709 - 04/26/13 03:20 PM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13583
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Lotus today you should have a retractable roof. lol Hapy cleaning.

Sorta the longer you wait the more it will cost ya know! Prices arent dropping when it comes to that stuff. Glad he made the tooth better today!

L4l hope the icing does the trick! Enjoy the peace and quiet while you can.

Time to get ready and head out with the ktaxi. Have a wonderful rest of the day everybody!!

Ana hope that project is being kind and moving right along for ya!

wave
Nan

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