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#884160 - 04/28/13 10:15 PM Monday Mourning
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 32190
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
David Brent


1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again..

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

Ladies......Quit Laughing.

Heal the past, live the present, dream the future.

Written by a 90 year old

This is something we should all read at least once a week!!!!! Make sure you read to the end!!!!!!

Written by Regina Brett, 90 years old, of the Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio .

"To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most requested column I've ever written.

My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more:

1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.

5. Pay off your credit cards every month.

6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.

8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.

9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.

10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.

11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.

13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.

15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.

16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.

17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.

19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.

20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.

21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.

22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.

23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.

24. The most important sex organ is the brain.

25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.

26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will this matter?'

27. Always choose life.

28. Forgive everyone everything.

29. What other people think of you is none of your business.

30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.

31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

33. Believe in miracles.

34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.

35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.

36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.

37. Your children get only one childhood.

38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.

39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.

40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.

41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

42. The best is yet to come...

43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

44. Yield.

45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift."

Good morning everyboomie. welcome

Another day, another dollar. chocobunny

Only 12,836 more days and I can contemplate getting that new truck I want. woot

I must try and contain my enthusiasm. cool

Must also ask for a raise. rolleyes

I truly believe that my services are worth $1.48 a least. sherlock



At least I didn't fall asleep on the zzzzzzzzzz. lol

Have a happy day everyone. dance


Edited by MaG (04/29/13 01:44 PM)
There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats

#884163 - 04/28/13 10:41 PM Re: Monday Mourning [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
The Sassy Administrator PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 75350
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
lol I feel ya Joe! I'm thankful for every month my truck still takes me where I need to go. I hope your day is filled with all kinds of happiness at every turn. hearts

Have a great day everyone! It's dance night and I will run with dogs earlier in the day. I also need a grocery run. Inbetween that I'll be in the corner.

Ana wave
Don't feed the Trolls

#884173 - 04/29/13 12:41 AM Re: Monday Mourning [Re: gymcandy1]
manxman Offline
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 07/23/02
Posts: 21381
Loc: Unionville
Good morning Joe, Ana and all boomers to follow. Hope everyone has a great start to their week wave
Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.

#884175 - 04/29/13 02:21 AM Re: Monday Mourning [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 10027
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe, Ana, manxman and all who come in later wave
Have all a grerat day spring
I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

#884183 - 04/29/13 06:04 AM Re: Monday Mourning [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 15611
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning. I have a split shift today. Thanks Joe for the wonderful opener you gave us today. Morning Ana, manxman, Haroula, and all who follow me in the diner today. I hope you all have a wonderful Monday. Smile smile Pay it forward for someone. Exercise. I think that's everything. Bye. wave

Midgie hearts
Just do it.

#884184 - 04/29/13 06:06 AM Re: Monday Mourning [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 22787
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, Ana, manxman, and Haroula. Coffee is on. Wishing everyone a great day! wave

#884185 - 04/29/13 06:06 AM Re: Monday Mourning [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
Staff Reviewer
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 7724
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Hello and goodbye. wave
Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?

#884187 - 04/29/13 06:40 AM Re: Monday Mourning [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 10254
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. My sis will be here on Wed. She is visiting a friend in S. Fla. now. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Monday. Danish, Bacon Sandwiches, and French Toast in the NC. spring

#884189 - 04/29/13 06:46 AM Re: Monday Mourning [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 22787
Loc: Marlborough USA
dance Good Morning Midgie, venus and Connie. Enjoy! dance

#884207 - 04/29/13 08:51 AM Re: Monday Mourning [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
Puzzled Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 27714
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
Good morning Joe Ana ManXMan Haroula Midge Gerry Venus Connie and the rest of you when you are up and at em this Moanday .. Whew, the weekend is gone and it's time to get back to work .. so, back to work it is .. in the meantime game when you can and relax the rest of the time.


To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music

#884220 - 04/29/13 09:05 AM Re: Monday Mourning [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 18262
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Wishing everyone a wonderful day.
I thought sure I posted this morning? I think I'm loosing brain cells so I'll have to game all day to keep my brain active. rotfl

#884226 - 04/29/13 09:58 AM Re: Monday Mourning [Re: GBC]
Darlene Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 10371
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers and hope your Monday Mourning is mahvelous!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!

#884250 - 04/29/13 11:45 AM Re: Monday Mourning [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 14623
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Aw poor Joe, that's a lot of days to have to work for a truck. eek Good Luck!! Thanks for the chuckles and may work fly and go well.

Ana happy grocery shopping. Have loads of fun at dance tonight. I will be going to BINGO!! May the corner be kind to you today!!

Manxman have a lovely day!

Haroula hope you are having a lovely visit with your parents! Have a lovely day!

Midge may work be fun and the time fly! I will do my walking!!

Gerry have a lovely day!

Gail I have two friends that have been or are going through radiation/chemo and they call it something like 'chemo brain'!! They say their doc says that that happens from the chemo. duh Who knew??? Happy gaming!!

Woohoo venus if you are whooooshing that means you get to work!! happydance Happy working!!!

Oh Connie how nice....a visit with your sister!!! Have fun and enjoy!! Thanks for the danish!!

Soot may work go well and the time fly!

Darlene may everything at work go smoothly today!! Have a lovely day!


#884261 - 04/29/13 12:05 PM Re: Monday Mourning [Re: auntiegram]
Gimli Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 2315
Loc: Switzerland
Good morning Boomers wave

Nan: thank you for the Band. We will need them, as always!
I love your new avatar...

Ana: bad dog of neighbours. I hope your grandbabies weren't afraid of the brute...
Thank you for helping me out with the URU thread. yes

Soot: thank you for the spell!

There is unstoppable rain also here in Switzerland. Does anybody know where spring is think
Despite all those rain drops - I wish you all a nice day and a wonderful and relaxing evening.
Much love!

"You ask me what life is. That's like asking me what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot is a carrot" (A. Chekhov)

#884279 - 04/29/13 01:39 PM Re: Monday Mourning [Re: gymcandy1]
flutist Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/17/01
Posts: 11505
Loc: Kirkwood, MO USA
Hi everyone.

I don't know if anyone else is getting this, but I have a scroll bar for this thread only. Any way to get rid of it?''

Corgis fill your life with Joy, your heart with Love, and your soul with Sunshine.

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