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#884989 - 05/02/13 02:19 AM New Diet - This Is Hilarious
Barry Offline
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A not to bright guy was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day ...... And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.‘
When the guy returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?’
The guy nodded ... 'I'll tell you I thought I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'
'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
'No, from that [blip] skippin'.
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#885004 - 05/02/13 05:39 AM Re: New Diet - This Is Hilarious [Re: Barry]
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rotflLoved it Barry! rotfl
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#885013 - 05/02/13 07:07 AM Re: New Diet - This Is Hilarious [Re: Barry]
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Barry lol wave
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#885081 - 05/02/13 01:18 PM Re: New Diet - This Is Hilarious [Re: Barry]
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rotflIf it works... duh
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#885122 - 05/02/13 04:00 PM Re: New Diet - This Is Hilarious [Re: Barry]
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rotfl didn't see that coming...

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#885125 - 05/02/13 04:07 PM Re: New Diet - This Is Hilarious [Re: Barry]
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rotfl good one Barry
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#885184 - 05/02/13 09:38 PM Re: New Diet - This Is Hilarious [Re: Barry]
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Got me on this one!
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#885312 - 05/03/13 12:08 PM Re: New Diet - This Is Hilarious [Re: Sorta Blonde]
Homer6 Offline
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rotfl It is funny, though the first part of the first sentence and skip sort of was the hint as to what was coming.
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#885338 - 05/03/13 02:34 PM Re: New Diet - This Is Hilarious [Re: Barry]
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Thanks Barry, good one! wave
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#885385 - 05/03/13 05:21 PM Re: New Diet - This Is Hilarious [Re: BobH]
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lolThanks for sharing Barry!That was good!
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