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#885659 - 05/05/13 12:43 AM Sundayz
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30065
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Spike Milligan
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Signs Of Insanity
The Warning Signs of Insanity...

Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that you wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.

You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom.

You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write.

Every time you see a street sign, you have a tremendous urge to relieve yourself on it.

You wear your boxers on your head because you heard it will ward of evil dandruff spirits.

You're always having to apologize to your next door neighbour for setting fire to his lawn decorations.

Every commercial you hear on the radio reminds you of death.

People stay away from you whenever they hear you howl.

Your breath smells more and more like squirrel dung each passing day.

Nobody listens to you anymore, because they can't understand you through that scuba mask.

You begin to stop and consider all of the blades of grass you've stepped on as a child, and worry that their ancestors are going to one day seek revenge.

You have meaningful conversations with your toaster.

Your father pretends you don't exist, just to play along with your little illusion.

You collect dead windowsill flies.

Every time the phone rings, you shout, "Hey! An angel just got its wings!"

You like cats. Especially with mayo.

You cry at the end of every episode of Gilligan's Island because they weren't rescued.

You put tennis balls in the microwave to see if they'll hatch.

You have a predominant fear of fabric softener.

Your dentist asks you why each individual tooth has your name etched on it, and you tell him it's for security reasons.

Melba toast excites you.

When the waiter asks for your order, you ask to go into another room to tell him because "the napkins have ears."

You tend to agree with everything your mother's dead uncle tells you.

You argue with yourself about which is better, to be eaten by a koala or to be loved by an infectious disease.

You like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and pretend that you're a stalk.

You try to make a list of the Warning Signs of Insanity. (cough)

People offer you help, but you unfortunately interpret this as a violation of your rights as a boysenberry.

You keep thinking this is the year for the Red Sox.

You despise the voices in your head, especially the one that speaks only Hindi.

You see migrating flocks of ducks in the fall and only your attachment to the toaster keeps you from joining them.

The person you always talk to is invisible to everyone but you.
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Reasons To Be Single
Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.

I wouldn't have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.

I could leave the toilet seat in any position I [blip] well please.

I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here".

I'd be painting the town instead of the house.

When I get home after work, I don't have to start work again.

I could show my girlfriend where I live.

I'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.

The only weeds I'd be concerned with are the ones I'm rolling.

I would have saved $372,416.21 in groceries by now.

I wouldn't catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear!

I'd get to see what my paycheck looks like.

I'd get to see what my credit cards look like.

You can see a different face when you wake up in the morning, every day of the week!

Going to a strip club doesn't have to be a covert mission.

Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.

I wouldn't have to watch sub-titled French films.

I could come home drunk to sleep, instead of under a bridge.

I could use my own name at hotels.

I wouldn't have a driving instructor grading me every time I go somewhere.

When asked his opinion, a single guy can say "Hell yes, you're fat!".
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Good morning everyboomie. wave

I sincerely hope you're at your Sunday best this morning. yes

You never know when someone may be watching. cool

I would be watching, but I already know you guys rock. urock

You are an island. snicker

I must be an island too I think, but one that's on the Equator. duh

I always seem to be in hot water. dance

I've gotta get to bed asap, because this hot water is very relaxing. sleep

Se ya.

Have a happy day everyone.

joe





Edited by gymcandy1 (05/05/13 12:44 AM)
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#885660 - 05/05/13 01:11 AM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7825
Loc: Greece
Have a great day Joe,and all wave
Easter Sunday for us,friends and family will be here so...
Have a reaxing day smile spring
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#885663 - 05/05/13 02:07 AM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 65256
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Good morning Joe, Haroula and all. It's going to be another long corner day once I finally decide to call it quits on the previous one. lol

Happy Easter Haroula!

Have a great day everyone!

Ana wave
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#885670 - 05/05/13 04:57 AM Re: Sundayz [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6058
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Haroula,Ana waveHaroula easterto you enjoy the day!Ana hope you can escape the corner sooner than later.Coffee is ready, it's a little chilly here 38 degrees shiver Have a peaceful day everyone bunny
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#885672 - 05/05/13 05:07 AM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5519
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Hello and goodbye. wave

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#885674 - 05/05/13 05:40 AM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17319
Loc: Marlborough USA
dance Good Morning Joe, Ana, Haroula, Cailyn and venus. Joe happy dreams. Ana I hope you can fit a little fun into your day! Haroula enjoy your Easter! Cailyn it's cold here to this morning. Venus don't whoosh to much! A Great Day wished for All! dance
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#885682 - 05/05/13 06:48 AM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8124
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Happy Easter, Haroula. bunny Midge, birthday to your mom. Sis got home safely and so did Robert. Sis and I had a nice visit. Robert's trip was not so nice. Rain and rough seas all week. The one day they did get out the boat motor didn't play nice. Breakfast out this morning, then a Sam's trip. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Sunday. Danish, Omelets, and Muffins in the NC. spring
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#885685 - 05/05/13 07:06 AM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14575
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, have a great Sunday!

Ana, hope the project runs smoothly today.

Haroula, happy Easter!

Cailyn, coffee sounds good on a chilly morning.

Gerry, have a great day.

Connie, glad you had a nice visit. Sorry about the boat. Enjoy shopping and breakfast.

Venus, hi and bye.

Midgie, birthday to your mom. Nice pic.

Church this morning. Not sure what's in store for the rest of the day!
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#885698 - 05/05/13 10:07 AM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9583
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Have a great Sunday everyone.
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#885703 - 05/05/13 10:48 AM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13698
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe thanks for the laughs this morning. May work fly and go well. Sell those mowers!!

Haroula have a Blessed Easter and enjoy the company!!

Cailyn that's about the temp here too this morning. But it is foggy and rainy out too. Have a lovely day!

venus happy whoooooshing!! May work go well and be fun!

Gail enjoy church and what ever might pop up to do for the rest of the day!

Connie glad sis made it safely home and Robert too. Sorry the weather and the motor wouldn't cooperate. Have a lovely day!

Space have a lovely Sunday!!

Gerry have a lovely day!

Ana hope you got some sleep last night. May the corner be kind and the project move right along for ya!! HUGS!

wave
Nan

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#885704 - 05/05/13 10:52 AM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
Leeana Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 04/22/01
Posts: 4052
Loc: New York
Hi, Joe and all the Boomies....Great way to start my Day is reading all the quotes and A Big Smile crosses my face while Im holding my coffee ..Thank You Joe smile
and to all my Boomie friends a Big Hello and Have a Great and Wonderful Day smile tomato
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#885707 - 05/05/13 11:06 AM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
Puzzled Moderator
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 21324
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
Morning Joe .. uh oh, did Pepper get you in trouble again? Hope not...

Happy Easter Haroula..enjoy your day with friends and family

Oh my Ana .. hope the corner time goes quickly for you

Morning Cailyn .. I am enjoying your coffee .. hope it warms up for you today

Hello Venus .. seize the day

Hey Connie .. glad you had a wonderful visit with your sister .. I don't think I could take rough seas

Drive safe Gail .. good luck with the rest of your day .. I am confident you'll do fine

Hi SQF, Nan, Gerry, Leeana and the rest of the gang when you are up and at em .. have a great day!

Off to feed grand kids and friends .. be back later

wave
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#885715 - 05/05/13 11:41 AM Re: Sundayz [Re: soot]
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30065
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Good morning everybody. wave

I'm getting ready for work. Gotta leave in about an hour.

The good news is it's Friday for me. woot

It's cool outside today, but it's freezing in the house. shiver

Ah well. TTSP duh

I hope you all have a really nice Sunday. rah

joe
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#885721 - 05/05/13 12:17 PM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
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True Blue Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 21324
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
TGIF Joe!! Whoop Whoop .. hope work goes quick for you wave
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#885724 - 05/05/13 12:38 PM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
GB Reviewer Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42390
Loc: Alabama
Super Sunday ya'll puppy

It is noisy and chaotic here. Soot and I will be going to see "Gods of Carnage" in a bit. Maybe this is the universes way of preparing us. lol

I have been up, but been "entertaining". Will resume the cleaning spree when we get back from the play for an hour or two.

Back later wave
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-Roger Caras

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#885741 - 05/05/13 02:02 PM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
SharonB Offline
Settled Boomer

Registered: 01/23/09
Posts: 934
Loc: Delaware, USA
Good afternoon!! laugh It's another day in paradise! Still counting down - 8 more days!! rah penguin yay dance yes happydance

They bought a new mouse for this computer so now I don't have to keep borrowing the one from the other computer in this area.

Ana I hope you can take a break from your naughty corner soon.

Have a good gaming day!

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#885751 - 05/05/13 03:08 PM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7825
Loc: Greece
Midge, birthdayto your mother she is lovely smile
tired tired sleep wave
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#885761 - 05/05/13 04:33 PM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
Sorta Blonde Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/29/04
Posts: 7291
Loc: San Diego, CA
I forgot to report on Sorta's Neighborhood yesterday! Silly me. Well, the people down the block, had ANOTHER party. They have them every few months (maybe once a month, I haven't kept track) and it's noticeable because cars in droves start parking all over the place. Usually the activity starts around 10:30pm or later and continues until 4 or 5 am the next day.

This time I recorded the activity on my security camera because one of the cars unloading in front of my house had 5 young males and they had mega beer and other liquor. They were acting very weird and it turned out they emptied 2 cans of beer in the street and left the cans near my phone pole. At first I thought they were doing graffiti but it was only the littering.

So the music isn't very loud, but it's continuous, and it's 3 houses up on the other side of the street. The house is always 'blacked out'. All lights off, a RED porch light turned on, and the party is in the back yard with a tarp closing the entrance so nothing is visible from the street.

The recording I got was awesome. 10:30pm until 4am I have hundreds of cars, coming and going. It looked like rush hour on the freeway! The cars never stopped parking and u-turning and moving all over. Each car had at least 2-6 young people.

I'm sure that most of them are underage for drinking. I think it was a 'pay to drink' party where you pay an entry fee and can drink all you want. They 'issue' you a special colored plastic cup for ID. These cups were all over the neighborhood the next morning, up to 3 blocks away in every direction! Along with the cups were empty or partly empty beer, rum, vodka, tequila, etc. bottles sitting on the sidewalk, in the street and in the gutters AND in the yards of homes along the way.

From the number of cars and people and figuring 5 bucks a head 'entry' I figure these people probably made at least 5k for the night.

So the most fun was the guy who walked down to my driveway from the party with I assume his girlfriend. He proceeded to relieve himself against my hedge at 1:30 AM and again at 2:30 am and then walked back to the party. The first time, he was on his cell phone telling someone else how to find the party! Multi-tasking at its finest. They must put it on facebook or tweet it or something. No way these were just friends of the family.

I have now moved one of my 'video camera recording in use' signs right where he watered my vegetation. I'm almost sure he was the same guy who did this several months ago, only then he was with 2 other males. Ya never wanna give up a GOOD potty place right?

So next time this starts, I'm calling the cops, telling them there is an underage drinking party at that address and save my bushes. All the ground cover dies right in that spot and it frequently smells like urine. I'm pretty sure this guy lives in the neighborhood and knows the spot he likes. So rude.

So the action continues in Sorta's Neighborhood. Stay tuned for another exciting installment next time. sherlock
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#885773 - 05/05/13 05:42 PM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
GB Reviewer Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42390
Loc: Alabama
Sorta, I'm glad you have a sense of humor about all that.

Back from the play, son is at work, boys back with mom. Time to tackle the frig. I can't ever figure out how it can get so grimy! wave
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#885799 - 05/05/13 07:44 PM Re: Sundayz [Re: looney4labs]
Space Quest Fan Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9583
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
See you tomorrow Boomers. Have a great week. smile
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#885819 - 05/05/13 09:31 PM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
GB Reviewer Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42390
Loc: Alabama
You too, Space Quest wave

Grimy fridge has been turned into sparkling fridge. Back is howling. Dinner has been dined, dogs have been fed, kitchen has been cleaned (again). Now for bed with a book.

Daughter called and said that A)The new Iron Man is lots of fun and B)They might leave tomorrow and get here tomorrow night. I told her to call me when she leaves. puppy

Tomorrow will be clean-the-den day.

Sweet dreams all sleep
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-Roger Caras

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#885831 - 05/05/13 11:43 PM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
The Sassy Global Moderator PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 65256
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Sorry all, it's been a corner weekend and tomorrow will be the same. I hope you all had a fantastic day!
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#885832 - 05/06/13 12:00 AM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13698
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Aw Ana we understand.......if ya want to play you have to work. lol Hope and pray that things are moving right along for you though! HUGS!!

Time to do some "hole checking: on my eyelids. lol Night everybody sleep well and pleasant dreams!!

sleep
Nan

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