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#885659 - 05/05/13 12:43 AM Sundayz
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 29793
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Spike Milligan
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Signs Of Insanity
The Warning Signs of Insanity...

Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that you wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.

You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom.

You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write.

Every time you see a street sign, you have a tremendous urge to relieve yourself on it.

You wear your boxers on your head because you heard it will ward of evil dandruff spirits.

You're always having to apologize to your next door neighbour for setting fire to his lawn decorations.

Every commercial you hear on the radio reminds you of death.

People stay away from you whenever they hear you howl.

Your breath smells more and more like squirrel dung each passing day.

Nobody listens to you anymore, because they can't understand you through that scuba mask.

You begin to stop and consider all of the blades of grass you've stepped on as a child, and worry that their ancestors are going to one day seek revenge.

You have meaningful conversations with your toaster.

Your father pretends you don't exist, just to play along with your little illusion.

You collect dead windowsill flies.

Every time the phone rings, you shout, "Hey! An angel just got its wings!"

You like cats. Especially with mayo.

You cry at the end of every episode of Gilligan's Island because they weren't rescued.

You put tennis balls in the microwave to see if they'll hatch.

You have a predominant fear of fabric softener.

Your dentist asks you why each individual tooth has your name etched on it, and you tell him it's for security reasons.

Melba toast excites you.

When the waiter asks for your order, you ask to go into another room to tell him because "the napkins have ears."

You tend to agree with everything your mother's dead uncle tells you.

You argue with yourself about which is better, to be eaten by a koala or to be loved by an infectious disease.

You like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and pretend that you're a stalk.

You try to make a list of the Warning Signs of Insanity. (cough)

People offer you help, but you unfortunately interpret this as a violation of your rights as a boysenberry.

You keep thinking this is the year for the Red Sox.

You despise the voices in your head, especially the one that speaks only Hindi.

You see migrating flocks of ducks in the fall and only your attachment to the toaster keeps you from joining them.

The person you always talk to is invisible to everyone but you.
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Reasons To Be Single
Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.

I wouldn't have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.

I could leave the toilet seat in any position I [blip] well please.

I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here".

I'd be painting the town instead of the house.

When I get home after work, I don't have to start work again.

I could show my girlfriend where I live.

I'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.

The only weeds I'd be concerned with are the ones I'm rolling.

I would have saved $372,416.21 in groceries by now.

I wouldn't catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear!

I'd get to see what my paycheck looks like.

I'd get to see what my credit cards look like.

You can see a different face when you wake up in the morning, every day of the week!

Going to a strip club doesn't have to be a covert mission.

Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.

I wouldn't have to watch sub-titled French films.

I could come home drunk to sleep, instead of under a bridge.

I could use my own name at hotels.

I wouldn't have a driving instructor grading me every time I go somewhere.

When asked his opinion, a single guy can say "Hell yes, you're fat!".
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Good morning everyboomie. wave

I sincerely hope you're at your Sunday best this morning. yes

You never know when someone may be watching. cool

I would be watching, but I already know you guys rock. urock

You are an island. snicker

I must be an island too I think, but one that's on the Equator. duh

I always seem to be in hot water. dance

I've gotta get to bed asap, because this hot water is very relaxing. sleep

Se ya.

Have a happy day everyone.

joe





Edited by gymcandy1 (05/05/13 12:44 AM)
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#885660 - 05/05/13 01:11 AM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 6936
Loc: Greece
Have a great day Joe,and all wave
Easter Sunday for us,friends and family will be here so...
Have a reaxing day smile spring
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#885663 - 05/05/13 02:07 AM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Online   happy
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 63424
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Good morning Joe, Haroula and all. It's going to be another long corner day once I finally decide to call it quits on the previous one. lol

Happy Easter Haroula!

Have a great day everyone!

Ana wave
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#885670 - 05/05/13 04:57 AM Re: Sundayz [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 5956
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Haroula,Ana waveHaroula easterto you enjoy the day!Ana hope you can escape the corner sooner than later.Coffee is ready, it's a little chilly here 38 degrees shiver Have a peaceful day everyone bunny
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#885672 - 05/05/13 05:07 AM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5226
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Hello and goodbye. wave

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#885674 - 05/05/13 05:40 AM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 16342
Loc: Marlborough USA
dance Good Morning Joe, Ana, Haroula, Cailyn and venus. Joe happy dreams. Ana I hope you can fit a little fun into your day! Haroula enjoy your Easter! Cailyn it's cold here to this morning. Venus don't whoosh to much! A Great Day wished for All! dance
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Gerry

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#885682 - 05/05/13 06:48 AM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 7820
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Happy Easter, Haroula. bunny Midge, birthday to your mom. Sis got home safely and so did Robert. Sis and I had a nice visit. Robert's trip was not so nice. Rain and rough seas all week. The one day they did get out the boat motor didn't play nice. Breakfast out this morning, then a Sam's trip. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Sunday. Danish, Omelets, and Muffins in the NC. spring
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#885685 - 05/05/13 07:06 AM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 13781
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, have a great Sunday!

Ana, hope the project runs smoothly today.

Haroula, happy Easter!

Cailyn, coffee sounds good on a chilly morning.

Gerry, have a great day.

Connie, glad you had a nice visit. Sorry about the boat. Enjoy shopping and breakfast.

Venus, hi and bye.

Midgie, birthday to your mom. Nice pic.

Church this morning. Not sure what's in store for the rest of the day!
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#885698 - 05/05/13 10:07 AM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9096
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Have a great Sunday everyone.
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It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.

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#885703 - 05/05/13 10:48 AM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13287
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe thanks for the laughs this morning. May work fly and go well. Sell those mowers!!

Haroula have a Blessed Easter and enjoy the company!!

Cailyn that's about the temp here too this morning. But it is foggy and rainy out too. Have a lovely day!

venus happy whoooooshing!! May work go well and be fun!

Gail enjoy church and what ever might pop up to do for the rest of the day!

Connie glad sis made it safely home and Robert too. Sorry the weather and the motor wouldn't cooperate. Have a lovely day!

Space have a lovely Sunday!!

Gerry have a lovely day!

Ana hope you got some sleep last night. May the corner be kind and the project move right along for ya!! HUGS!

wave
Nan

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#885704 - 05/05/13 10:52 AM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
Leeana Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 04/22/01
Posts: 4044
Loc: New York
Hi, Joe and all the Boomies....Great way to start my Day is reading all the quotes and A Big Smile crosses my face while Im holding my coffee ..Thank You Joe smile
and to all my Boomie friends a Big Hello and Have a Great and Wonderful Day smile tomato
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#885707 - 05/05/13 11:06 AM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
Puzzled Moderator
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 20622
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
Morning Joe .. uh oh, did Pepper get you in trouble again? Hope not...

Happy Easter Haroula..enjoy your day with friends and family

Oh my Ana .. hope the corner time goes quickly for you

Morning Cailyn .. I am enjoying your coffee .. hope it warms up for you today

Hello Venus .. seize the day

Hey Connie .. glad you had a wonderful visit with your sister .. I don't think I could take rough seas

Drive safe Gail .. good luck with the rest of your day .. I am confident you'll do fine

Hi SQF, Nan, Gerry, Leeana and the rest of the gang when you are up and at em .. have a great day!

Off to feed grand kids and friends .. be back later

wave
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#885715 - 05/05/13 11:41 AM Re: Sundayz [Re: soot]
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 29793
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Good morning everybody. wave

I'm getting ready for work. Gotta leave in about an hour.

The good news is it's Friday for me. woot

It's cool outside today, but it's freezing in the house. shiver

Ah well. TTSP duh

I hope you all have a really nice Sunday. rah

joe
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#885721 - 05/05/13 12:17 PM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
Puzzled Moderator
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 20622
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
TGIF Joe!! Whoop Whoop .. hope work goes quick for you wave
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games

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#885724 - 05/05/13 12:38 PM Re: Sundayz [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
GB Reviewer Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 41510
Loc: Alabama
Super Sunday ya'll puppy

It is noisy and chaotic here. Soot and I will be going to see "Gods of Carnage" in a bit. Maybe this is the universes way of preparing us. lol

I have been up, but been "entertaining". Will resume the cleaning spree when we get back from the play for an hour or two.

Back later wave
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