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#886057 - 05/07/13 02:39 AM Jokes.
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I need help with these jokes.

-1.I broke a mirror in my house. I'm supposed to get seven years of bad luck, but my ------ thinks he can get me five.

-2.I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in --- c--.

-3.I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are f------!

4.I used to work at a factory where they made h------s; but you couldn't park anywhere near the place.

-5.I like my dental hygienist. I think she's very pretty. So when I'm waiting in her office I eat an entire bag of Oreo cookies. She had to cancel all her other a-----------.

-6.There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the e---------.

-7.There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a t------- in the air.

-8.Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a l------- on the same night.

-9.Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a b--- h--- and a b--- g--, and still think they are sexy.

-10.What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry?
Never l--- the s----.

lol


Edited by curly (05/08/13 01:34 AM)
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#886061 - 05/07/13 03:49 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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1. Lawyer lol Good morning Curly wave thumbsup

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#886063 - 05/07/13 04:03 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Hi Bernie, good answer.
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#886077 - 05/07/13 06:04 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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5. appointments lol
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#886085 - 05/07/13 06:31 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Merci Gerry.
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#886086 - 05/07/13 06:45 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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8. laxative lol

Morning curly
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#886089 - 05/07/13 07:20 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: GBC]
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9. bald head and a beer gut lol
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#886093 - 05/07/13 07:38 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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7. tortilla grin wave

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#886095 - 05/07/13 07:54 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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2. one car lol Morning Curly wave
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#886102 - 05/07/13 08:22 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Joan try again, last letter is e. Others are right.
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#886108 - 05/07/13 08:52 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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10. lick the spoon smile
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#886113 - 05/07/13 09:11 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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3. furious grin

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#886116 - 05/07/13 09:33 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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7.Triangle smile wave
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#886129 - 05/07/13 11:05 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good Morning, Curly cat

6. escalators?
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#886131 - 05/07/13 11:16 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good ones.
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