I need help with these jokes.
-1.I broke a mirror in my house. I'm supposed to get seven years of bad luck, but my ------ thinks he can get me five.
-2.I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in --- c--.
-3.I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are f------!
4.I used to work at a factory where they made h------s; but you couldn't park anywhere near the place.
-5.I like my dental hygienist. I think she's very pretty. So when I'm waiting in her office I eat an entire bag of Oreo cookies. She had to cancel all her other a-----------.
-6.There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the e---------.
-7.There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a t------- in the air.
-8.Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a l------- on the same night.
-9.Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a b--- h--- and a b--- g--, and still think they are sexy.
-10.What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry?
Never l--- the s----.