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Sunday's #887064
05/11/13 11:24 PM
05/11/13 11:24 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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"After three days men grow weary of a wench, a guest, and rainy weather."
Benjamin Franklin
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it."

Soon thereafter, mom sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "The house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."

"Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"

"Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "You have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?” The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?” The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, “My wife’s first husband.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Two hunters are in the woods in deer season. The morning hunt over, they head back to camp together. As they make their way along the path, they hear a loud crashing noise and look up to see a very large bear charging down a hillside. Realizing simultaneously, that they are the bear's intended targets, not to mention lunch, one of the hunters immediately takes off his back pack, drops to the ground and begins to change from his hunting boots to tennis shoes. The other hunter bewildered asks "You don't really think you can out run that bear do you?" The first hunter replies, "No, but I can outrun you."
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A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
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There was 3 guys stranded in the mountains and they weren't going to be rescued for 3 days. So they all made a plan that each night one would get the food. So the first night the 1st guy goes out and comes back with a big deer. So the guy who was hunting tomorrow ask for advice on how to catch another one, and the guy said see tracks, follow tracks, BAM!! shot the deer... So the next night the 2nd guy went out and came back with an even bigger deer than the 1st guys, and the 3rd guy was amazed so he asked how he could catch one like that for the next night. And the guy told him see tracks, follow tracks, BAM!! shot the deer... The next night the 3rd guy went out to get a deer and comes back hours later all beat up and bloody, so the the other 2 guys ask what happen. And the guy said i seen tracks, followed tracks, BAM!! got hit by train.
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A couple of Oklahoma hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."

... There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him. "Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?'" "And then what happened?" the officer interrupted. "From what I remember," Bubba said, "I stood up and said, 'Sure, I'm game.'"
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Happy Heathen Day everyboomie! welcome

Ok Ok, "Happy Sunday Day" then, and a very HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!! to all Mothers. flowers

Now, what wuz I gunna talk about?

At 10:30 at night I'm not really leaning towards very long openers.

I'm rather leaning towards the bedroom actually. tired

I'm almost horizontal, I'm leaning so much.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What's that buzzing noise? razz

I thought I would get the diner started, and then go do some gaming, but I started the post about a half hour ago, and I have a bald spot on my head now from scratching my noggin so much. headscratch

I may not have a hair left by the time I finish it.

On the bright side I don't have to cut my hair anymore.

On the other side....well .....It's bright too because of the glare of the sun.

I guess I don't have to worry because it'll be all-bright. thumbsup

Nobody can ever call me Harry either.

They don't call me Harry now though.

Why would they, I'm not Harry?

I'm Confused......and tired. crazy

Have a harry, happy day everyboomie. rah

joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1] #887066
05/11/13 11:40 PM
05/11/13 11:40 PM
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Joe,
I can get you a toupee. Would you like that?


mother Everyone!

Re: Sunday's [Re: MaG] #887068
05/11/13 11:51 PM
05/11/13 11:51 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073
Calera, Oklahoma
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Oh yes MaG thank you! kissy

Make it a blue one please to go with my eyes. wink

I never know when I may start dating a Smurf. headscratch

joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Mother's Day [Re: gymcandy1] #887071
05/12/13 12:04 AM
05/12/13 12:04 AM
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Posts: 150
United States
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For all of you who still have
your moms-- consider yourselves
lucky. Give your mom a big, tight
hug for Mother's Day and tell her
how much you love her. I always did,
and I miss her more than you know.

Love you, everybody!

Aser wave



Last edited by aserID; 05/12/13 12:38 AM.
Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1] #887081
05/12/13 02:15 AM
05/12/13 02:15 AM
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Posts: 10,027
Greece
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Good morning boomers,have all a happy mother wave


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1] #887086
05/12/13 02:48 AM
05/12/13 02:48 AM
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In the Naughty Corner
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Have a happy day everyone!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Sunday's [Re: BrownEyedTigre] #887087
05/12/13 03:18 AM
05/12/13 03:18 AM
Joined: Jan 2006
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Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
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Good morning Joe,MaG,Ana,assir,Haroula,and all who follow me in wave I'll get the coffee ready, mother to all the mothers here at Gameboomers mother


I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

Sue
Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1] #887095
05/12/13 05:03 AM
05/12/13 05:03 AM
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 25,109
Marlborough USA
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mother Good Morning Joe, MaG, Aser, Haroula, Ana, Cailyn and all my Boomer friends. All you Moms out there enjoy a Happy Mothers Day! mother


Gerry
Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1] #887107
05/12/13 06:07 AM
05/12/13 06:07 AM
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Posts: 15,630
Massachusetts
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mother to all the mothers out there. I have a split shift. Between shifts I'll be with Rob, Jen, my grandchildren and Ritzie (their black lab)adorable dog.

Midgie mother hearts


Just do it.
Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1] #887110
05/12/13 06:30 AM
05/12/13 06:30 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 16,020
winter springs fl.
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Good morning everyone. Happy Mother's day to all our Boomer mothers. The transformer on the power pole in our back yard went crazy and blew it's fuses yesterday. Sparks where shooting everywhere, and we were without power for quite awhile. Breakfast out this morning. To all here and all who follow, have a Great Sunday. Danish, Pancakes, Bacon and Eggs, Hash Browns, and Toast in the NC. mother


Connie
Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1] #887115
05/12/13 07:26 AM
05/12/13 07:26 AM
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Massachusetts
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Good Morning Boomers

To Mothers everywhere. mother


Gail
Re: Sunday's [Re: GBC] #887130
05/12/13 08:17 AM
05/12/13 08:17 AM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 16,783
Upper Arlington, Ohio
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I hope all the Boomers moms have a very mother smile

Last edited by Space Quest Fan; 05/12/13 08:18 AM.

It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Sunday's [Re: Space Quest Fan] #887156
05/12/13 10:13 AM
05/12/13 10:13 AM
Joined: Feb 2000
Posts: 10,450
Southern California
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wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Happy Sunday tooooooo yoooouuuu!

mother To all Mums!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Volunteering at church this morning, then an easy peasy day!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1] #887166
05/12/13 11:12 AM
05/12/13 11:12 AM
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 3,295
Oregon
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motherto all of the Mothers here. We are off to brunch with our Mums. Wishing all a lovely day and Happy Gaming!! wave


Lotus
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1] #887172
05/12/13 11:17 AM
05/12/13 11:17 AM
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Alabama
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Daughter on her way back to Ohio. Boys are waiting for mom, and I'm gonna take coffee and go lie down for a bit. mother


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1] #887178
05/12/13 11:40 AM
05/12/13 11:40 AM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Hi, everyone. wave Just stopping by for a quick hello. I just got back from work, and I'm going to visit my mom for Mother's Day/my birthday. grin Just going to her house today. We're planning on going out to lunch another day when the restaurants aren't so crowded. smile

Hope everyone here is having a terrific Sunday. spring

mother


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1] #887198
05/12/13 12:20 PM
05/12/13 12:20 PM
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San Diego, CA
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mother to all. Missing my Mom today a lot. But as my little framed wall hanging says:

"Mirror Mirror on the Wall, I've Become My Mother After All."

It happens whether we want it or not. Thanks Mom!


Party last night somewhere. People noisily arriving at 12:30 in the morning????? What is going on?

Drug dealer on crutches must have been sampling his own stuff. He broke his foot and ankle 2 months ago (bad bad breaks) and still kept up his 'business'. He Was zig-zagging down the block, waving his crutches in the air, singing at the top of his lungs, almost fell several times (I almost ran out to catch him) but another guy from his place saw him and grabbed him. Then he got back to the dreaded Apartments and wasn't seen for 3 days. Whew. What a life!Looked fine last night.

Also the resident drunk lady is getting worse. Her Boy Toy moved out (she says she kicked him out, but not from what I see when the 'visits'). Now she's back to drinking all day and night, making several trips a day down the block to the liquor store and well on her way to a hospital stay again if she doesn't stop. Poor gal. She's actually nice when sober (which is rare these days). Despite the turmoil with that young guy, he kept her from going out when she was drunk and helped her home if she 'escaped' so she was safe. Now it's up to all of the neighbor's to watch her. That apartment MUST be a half-way house. All the residents are very weird.

Off to do some yard stuff. It's a beautiful day. dance


WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1] #887201
05/12/13 12:31 PM
05/12/13 12:31 PM
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northern Wisconsin
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Happy Mothers Day to all Mothers!!! mother

Joe thanks for the laughs!! Enjoy the day off today!!

Howdy MaG!

Aser I know exactly how you feel! I always did too!!! HUGS!

Haroula have a lovely day!

Cailyn thanks for the coffee. Have a lovely day!

Gerry have a nice day!

Ana how was the wedding?? I'm sure that you had as much fun as you could dare to have though!! lol Have a lovely day! Are you out of the corner??

Gail have a lovely day and enjoy church!

Wow Connie glad there wasn't a fire and all is well now that the power is back on! That had to be scarey!! Thanks for the danish and khave a lovely day!

Midge may work be fun! Enjoy your time with Rob and family!!

Space have a lovely day!

Darlene I thought of you last night when we all went for sushi and what wine you would pair with which sushi. lol Was a most interesting first time experience!! Have a lovely day!

Lotus have a lovely time out for brunch !!

L4l prayers for the Band around daughter as she is traveling! Enjoy the coffee and the bed.

venus Happy Birthday!! Have a lovely time with your mom at her place. Has she gotten any more kitties lately?? lol

I am heading out in a few for my nieces for a BBQ with all that remains of my family!! happydance

mother Everybody!!!

wave
Nan

Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1] #887231
05/12/13 03:56 PM
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Well, I would say that I am never drinking again, but I would be lying. lol I will however say that we danced the night away and had a fabulous wedding even though I'd rather be in bed right now. grin

I am heading over to my niece's for a bite to eat since I haven't had anything yet today and pick up pieces of Peters tux that need to be returned. He is working an open-close today so he can't do it.

Be back later!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1] #887275
05/12/13 08:48 PM
05/12/13 08:48 PM
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Posts: 11,505
Kirkwood, MO USA
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Today was my Mom's birthday. Had she lived, she would be 101. As it was, she lived to be 92.

Susie was sick again. Same thing she had before. She needs to see a competent doctor, one who will find out what her problem is. She has been sick way to much.

I'm gonna call it a day, go read and listen to some music.

Nite all.

Bets


Corgis fill your life with Joy, your heart with Love, and your soul with Sunshine.
Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1] #887282
05/12/13 09:21 PM
05/12/13 09:21 PM
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Posts: 14,625
northern Wisconsin
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Ana......is the bed calling your name??? lol It is worth it as long as you had a wonderful time!!

Aw Bets prayers that she feels better soonest and that some how they may find out what is causing it.

Home from a fabulous day at my nieces with all my family!!! Weather was sunny and mid 50's! Food and company was great!! happydance

wave
Nan

Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1] #887285
05/12/13 09:25 PM
05/12/13 09:25 PM
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Alabama
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Ana, so glad you had fun!

Bets, hope Susie can find someone to diagnose and help her soonest.

Nan, so glad you had fun wave


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1] #887296
05/12/13 11:27 PM
05/12/13 11:27 PM
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Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
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Nan, no more kitties; I think she's stopping at six. lol Hope you had fun at the BBQ!

Glad you had a great time, Ana! thumbsup

Bets, hope Susie is able to get a diagnosis soon!

Well, I'm off to bed. It's another early work day in the morning. Good night, everyone. sleep


Interrogator: [True or false?] All mangoes are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion - all mangoes are cheap.

Helena: Where are these mangoes?
Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1] #887298
05/12/13 11:45 PM
05/12/13 11:45 PM
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northern Wisconsin
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Well venus that's a nice even number. lol Hope your birthday day was all you had hoped for!! Night and sleep well.

L4l are you enjoying peace and quiet???

Time to check my eyelids for holes. lol Night everybody sleep well and pleasant dreams!!

sleep
Nan

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