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#888133 - 05/16/13 11:28 PM TGIF
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30026
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
Bart Simpson
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Top Ten Lists I
TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED...

10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".

9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.

8. The cat is on Valium.

7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.

6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.

5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.

4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.

3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.

2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.

1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.

TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS...

10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet

8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT."

5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

3. You're counting down the days until menopause.

2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...

10. Cats' facial expressions

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds

7. Fat clothes

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time

5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell

4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow

3. Eyelash curlers

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

1. OTHER WOMEN
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TOP TEN THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR IN CHURCH...

10. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.

9. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.

8. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.

7. I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.

6. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.

5. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do.

4. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!

3. Since we're all here, let's start the service early.

2. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.

1. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!
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TOP TEN SONG TITLES ON THE POPE'S NEW ALBUM

10. Girls Just Want To Be Nuns

9. Wind Beneath My Vestments

8. Pretty Fly (For A Celibate Guy)

7. A Whiter Shade Of Robe

6. Exactly Like A Virgin

5. Sistine Candles

4. Take This Job And Read It

3. Gettin' Popey Wit It

2. God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On Me

1. Papa's Got A Brand New Encyclical

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Good morning everyboomie. wave

Here's Joey, back from the land of big thunder boomers and nasty storms.


It's the pits when you're wanting to get on line, and visit your friends, and see what's going on in the real world, but cannot get on line.
Then, I have these horrifying thoughts of solar flares knocking out all electronics on Earth, or of nuclear bombs doing the same thing, and the human race being thrown back into the dark ages, with no electricity, and never being able to get on line again. scared


No more Farmville.... cry


No really. No more Gameboomers, and not even a phone to call anyone with. Can you imagine? frown


Then, at work we would have to go back to writing out sales tickets by hand, and accepting cash only. smirk


No refineries, no gas pumps, no gasoline, no automobiles...... shocked


These.......are my inner thoughts tonight.............coming to you from the outer limits. blush

Have a happy day everyone. rah

joe


Edited by gymcandy1 (05/16/13 11:32 PM)
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#888134 - 05/16/13 11:37 PM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
The Sassy Global Moderator PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64943
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
lol All is right with the world again. Joe is opening the diner. hearts

I would miss my online friends, I think it's amazing that we can relate to everyone from different corners of the world. It's awesome! yay

Have a happy day everyone! I will run the dogs and then stay in the corner.

Ana wave
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#888140 - 05/17/13 01:05 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
niteowl07 Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/06/05
Posts: 7453
Loc: the dusty desert
Joe , thanks for the jokes. i hope when the water goes down ,you have some good luck with finding stuff - you must have a nice collection by now !

Ana ,busy as ever- have a happy day right back !

sorry i haven't been posting lately ,been sick.and can't see my monitor screen sometimes depending on the sun.

i will pop in when i can - see you all later.

catrub sleep

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#888145 - 05/17/13 02:18 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7669
Loc: Greece
Good morning everyone,have all a nice and happy day. wave happydance flowers
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.



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#888149 - 05/17/13 03:33 AM Re: TGIF [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6044
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning all wave Coffee is on,enjoy your day everyone wave
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I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

Sue

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#888157 - 05/17/13 05:20 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17161
Loc: Marlborough USA
wave Good Morning Joe, Ana, niteowl, Haroula and Cailyn.Joe glad to hear the storms are gone. Ana don't work to hard. Niteowl I hope you are feeling better. Haroula enjoy your day. Cailyn you're up early! Hope all is well with you. Wishing everyone a nice day! wave
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Gerry

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#888166 - 05/17/13 06:03 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14432
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, glad your able to get back online. I can't imagine not being able to visit with all my friends on GB.

Ana, enjoy your walk and hope your corner day goes easy.

Niteowl, hope you feel better fast.

Haroula, happy day wished.

Cailyn, yay on the coffee!

Gerry, wishing you a nice day also.

To all who enter I'm hoping the day is good. Got to get a spaghetti sauce on this morning. Dinner with brother and SIL.
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Gail

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#888168 - 05/17/13 06:03 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 14639
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning. Thanks Joe for opening for all of us. Where would we be if you couldn't? Ana is way too busy to open for you everyday.

I have an early shift today but I only have to work a couple of hours this morning. Easy peasy. smile
Hi niteowl, Ana, Haroula, Sue, Gerry, and everyone. Have a super Friday. See you later.

Midgie hearts
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#888169 - 05/17/13 06:05 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17161
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning GBC. Homemade speghetti sauce sounds delicious GBC! Enjoy your diner with your brother and SIL! wave
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Gerry

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#888172 - 05/17/13 06:10 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5423
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Hello and goodbye. wave

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#888177 - 05/17/13 06:32 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8073
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. A trip to Pack and Ship to send another pool part back, then some shopping. To all here and all who follow, have a Super TGIF. Danish, Muffins, French Toast, and Bacon Sandwiches in the NC. spring
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Connie

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#888195 - 05/17/13 10:03 AM Re: TGIF [Re: connie]
Darlene Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9365
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! You're back! Woohoo! Thanks for the openers! Hope your day is exactly as you'd like it to be!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

It's the weekend! happydance

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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You become what you think about. Change your thoughts, change your life. - Dko

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#888213 - 05/17/13 10:40 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13643
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Welcome back Joe!! Glad the storms are over and you survived!! May work fly and the mowers sell. Thanks for the chuckles.

Ana Have a lovely run with the dogs and I pray the corner is kind to you and moves right along!!

Haroula have a lovely day!

Cailyn thanks for the coffee. Have a lovely day!

Gerry have a nice day!

venus have fun at work!

Gail have a lovely dinner with brother and SIL!! Have fun making the Spaghetti sauce!!

Midge what ya gonna do after your short hour work?? Have a lovely day!

Darlene may all go smoothly today! Have a lovely day!

Oh Connie another part??? Hope they get the right part soon. Have a lovely day and thanks for the treats.

Just relaxing till taxi time and then head to work the fish fry. This is the last month as they take the summer off.

wave
Nan

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#888214 - 05/17/13 10:44 AM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
GB Reviewer Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42275
Loc: Alabama
Fantastic Friday ya'll puppy

I've had a very confusing morning. Hubby's phone beeped at very 0darkthirty. I thought it was our go walking alarm, so I popped up and chatted away at hubby as I was already awake. When hubby looked at me like "What is wrong with you?" I figured something was wrong. Looked at the clock, and yep, so not time to get up.

So we snuggled and tried to go back to sleep but it didn't work for me. We finally got up and headed to the park. I forgot my water <sad me> And then looked at the clock in the van which said 5:00. Thought "Wow, it's really light out. I wonder what time it's getting light now?" Finally figured out it was 6:00...the van clock never sprang forward. rotfl

Got home, decided to try cooking my oatmeal in milk. EEEK, it was awful. Tossed it out. Made it the regular way. Got the doggies fed and heart wormed.

Came down to sit and sip and surf, only to have Missy Seagy start barking at the stairs. I hushed her, and then heard the front door (which I cannot see) open. In came hubby who had forgotten his magic card to get into work. Had to drive home to get it.

Oh, also called the vet to change my 2 o'clock appt for an 11 o'clock one as I realized at 3 a.m. that I couldn't have a 2 p.m. appt. as son would need my car to pick up the boys before I'd get back. Thank goodness my vet is flexible.

Joe, those are some thoughts. Next time try to dream of chocolate puppy

Ana, have with the boys. Hope the corner is fun and quick.

Niteowl, we've missed you. Sorry you've been ill. Hugs to you.

Haroula wave

Sue, thanks for the coffee. Is the campground busy? How are the doggies?

Gerry, anything planned for the weekend?

Gail, homemade spaghetti sauce happydance

Midgy, enjoy your downtime!

Hello and goodbye back, Venus. Have fun where ever you are off to.

Connie, I hope they get the part right this time. luck

Darlene, happy skooshing!

Nan, enjoy the fish fry. Be safe puppy




Edited by looney4labs (05/17/13 10:45 AM)
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#888261 - 05/17/13 04:12 PM Re: TGIF [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9527
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Welcome to the weekend Boomers. happydance
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