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#888338 - 05/18/13 01:01 AM Saturdiner
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30117
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
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TOP TEN BAD THINGS ABOUT HAVING A SUMMER TIME SHARE WITH DARTH VADER

10. Claims those long-distance calls to the Death Star aren't his.

9. Uses Jedi powers to shake up your root beer right before you open it.

8. He's always accusing you of hiding his asthma inhaler.

7. Claims he paid you the rent "a long, long time ago."

6. Dances around in nothing but cape and cowboy hat while doing "Darth Brooks" routine.

5. For once he could use Force to lift his wet towel off the couch.

4. That scary music that plays when he enters a room gets old real fast.

3. You feel like an idiot saying, "No, Darth isn't here. He's on the ice planet Hoth."

2. Not easy cleaning burnt Ewok fur off the barbecue grill.

1. Constantly doing his lame James Earl Jones impression.
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Top Ten Things To Say About a Christmas Gift You Don't Like...

10. Hey! Now there's a gift!

9. Well, well, well...

8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.

7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.

6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.

5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

4. I love it - but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.

2. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

1. I really don't deserve this.
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Top Ten Signs That You've Had Too Much Of The 90's...

10. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "9" to get an outside line.

9. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

8. You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.

7. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.

6. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

5. You chat on-line regularly with a stranger from the US, but haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.

4. You e-mail your work colleague at the desk next to you to ask if they're ready to go to lunch.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 4.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

1. You try to enter your password on the microwave.
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Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO...

10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape.

9. The only 100% covered expense is embalming.

8. Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill.

7. Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day".

6. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

5. The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy.

4. The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter.

3. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

2. Directions to the Dr.'s office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park".

1. The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's
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Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked...

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.
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Good morning everyboomie. wave

Gymcandy joe joe the dog face monkey boy here.

Well, that's not exactly accurate.

It should be joe joe the dog face old monkey man here. thumbsup

Now that we've established that, WELCOME TO THE WEEKEND EVER BODY!!! rah

Ever seen an old man walk like an Egyptian? dance

I'll give lessons after I get off of work today.

If I can still walk at all that is. blush

I'd much rather get a new chariot though. Vroom Vroom! woot

I'm afraid I'll have to be indentured to the Pharaoh for a while longer. duh

The pyramid's not finished yet.

Have a happy day citizens. wink

joe


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"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in." Will Rogers

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#888341 - 05/18/13 01:08 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
manxman Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 07/23/02
Posts: 15574
Loc: Unionville
Good morning Joe and all boomers. Hope everyone has a great Saturday wave
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Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.

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#888350 - 05/18/13 03:18 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Online   happy
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 8009
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe,Manxman and all who follow later wave
Have a nice day happydance smile
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.



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#888353 - 05/18/13 04:23 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6078
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Ana,Manxman,and all who follow me in wave Coffee is ready for who ever needs it,have a great day everyone puppy
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I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

Sue

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#888357 - 05/18/13 05:09 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17504
Loc: Marlborough USA
spring Good Morning Joe, manxman, Haroula and Cailyn. Joe my sisters and I teased my brother Joe when we were little by calling him "JoeJoe the dog face" boy. I haven't heard that expression in years. Manxman is that your kitty in the avatar picture? What a beautiful cat! Haroula enjoy your day. Cailyn I am in need of that coffee every morning! Thank you! Hope all Boomers have a great day! spring
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Gerry

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#888366 - 05/18/13 05:46 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: Kaki's Sister]
Space Quest Fan Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9656
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Good morning everyone. wave
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It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.

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#888367 - 05/18/13 05:48 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17504
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning to you SpaceQ! Enjoy your day! wave
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Gerry

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#888376 - 05/18/13 07:03 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14714
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, I'm still laughing.

Manxman, good morning.

Haroula, do you still have your company?

Cailyn, who needs coffee? I do I do.

Gerry, have a great day.

Space, good morning. What have you been up to?

Looks like it's going to be a beautiful day here. Will be going shopping with my daughter this afternoon. Wishing everyone a wonderful weekend. spring
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Gail

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#888377 - 05/18/13 07:03 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8165
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Not sure what's on the agenda for the day yet. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Saturday. Danish, Bacon, Sausage, Eggs, Hash Browns, and Toast in the NC. spring
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Connie

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#888389 - 05/18/13 09:00 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
Space Quest Fan Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9656
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Loved the top tens Joe. lol
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It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.

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#888396 - 05/18/13 09:16 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
Puzzled Moderator
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 21424
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
Good morning everyone .. woo hoo the weekend has arrived

Joe, you are the creative energy to start my day with a very large smile and many chuckles .. thanks!

Manxman, Haroula, Cailyn, Gerry, SQF, Connie and Gail wishing each of you a wonderful day

Catch you later as I'm off to garden, listen to music, drink Cailyn's coffee and enjoy Connie's treats

woot

wave
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games

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#888409 - 05/18/13 10:02 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: soot]
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30117
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
thanks

Good morning everybody. wave

I'm dreding work already. We're going to be in the mid 90s today, and I know Lowe's will be hopping. chocobunny

At least yesterday's extremely high humidity should be gone too, since the rains have left.

It was oppressive. shocked

I work at 10:00, so I don't have to close. woot

I'll see you all after 7:00. happydance

Have a great day! rah

joe
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"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in." Will Rogers

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#888424 - 05/18/13 11:00 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
The Sassy Global Moderator PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 65554
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Good morning boomies. I slept in which felt great this morning and I'm ready to tackle the day. Hubby said one of my regular squirrels was standing at the patio door on his hind legs looking into the house for me because I was late. lol I miss the one that used to knock when they ran out of peanuts.

Joe, glad you don't have to close and hope the customers are kind today. Thanks for getting us started with a smile today.

soot, I hope you have fun plans today!

SpaceQ, enjoy the day. You were up early today!

Connie, can you use the pool without the parts and is it warm enough for pool weather?

Gail, have fun shopping.

Gerry, it's great walking weather here, hope it's the same where you are.

Sue, is the campground getting busy?

Haroula, have a happy day.

manxman, enjoy your day.

Ana wave
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#888427 - 05/18/13 11:09 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13759
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe thanks for the laughs!! Hope work goes well and the mowers sell. A little of your 90's would be nice. Only in the 30's here.

Manxman have a nice day!!

Haroula have a lovely day!

Cailyn thanks for the 'eye opener'!! lol Have a lovely day!

Gerry how's the knee been? Have a lovely day!

Space enjoy the weekend!! Any fun plans?

Gail Happy Shopping!!! May something fun hop in the cart. lol

Connie thanks for the danish and have fun what ever comes up to do!!

Soot enjoy the weekend!!! Hope the 'todo list' is a short one!! lol

wave
Nan

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#888428 - 05/18/13 11:14 AM Re: Saturdiner [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Online   content
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5633
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Good morning and have a great Saturday Joe, manxman, Haroula, Cailyn, Gerry, Space Quest, Gail, Connie, soot, Ana, Nan and all who come in after me. wave

Well, I'm off today. Had a terrible day at work yesterday. frown My manager came to visit, and he informed me that someone at the store is saying that I never do anything while I'm there. Which is ridiculous since I'm working hard from the time I'm there until the time I leave. Luckily, he didn't believe the rumor - he can see evidence that it isn't true anyway - however, it is sabotaging my job nevertheless. If he keeps getting complaints, I could lose my job. So, I hate to do it, but I'm going to have to start documenting everything I'm doing and have the store managers sign what I document. Such a hassle, but I have to so something.

I'm pretty sure I know who it is. She used to work in the department I'm in, and is probably still upset that she no longer does. It's the reason I transferred to the vendor company. I was also in that position with the store, but they kept giving more and more hours to the vendors and fewer to us. I understand she wishes she was still in that position, but firstly, that isn't my fault. And secondly, it's been over a year, and she still has more hours and makes more than I do in the position she's in. She should move past it already. mad

So, anyway, that was my big complaint for the day. lol Today fiance and I are off to the store. I need a new work shirt, and we have grocery shopping to do.

Hope everyone here has a great Saturday. spring

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