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#889315 - 05/22/13 07:47 PM Thursday's
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30110
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing will begin in five minutes.
Ronald Reagan
US president during radio microphone test.
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Los Alamos Secured
The Los Alamos National Lab in New Mexico, a supposedly high-security nuclear weapons facility, has had a series of infamous screw-ups in where top secret information has been misplaced or stolen.

Top attempts to tighten security at the Los Alamos lab include...

18. Ask Napster to kindly remove all Los Alamos nuclear secrets from the download share list.

17. All researchers are given amnesia-producing mallet blow each night, memory-restoring mallet blow the next morning.

16. All documents will now be encrypted in the new, unbreakable "Ig-pay Atin-lay" format.

15. Hard drives now equipped with Lojack tracking systems.

14. "Accidental" radiation leak turns regular security guards into meaner, tougher mutant security guards.

13. Barkless Basenji guard dog replaced with out of work Taco Bell Chihuahua.

12. Cease giving out day passes over the radio to the "15th foreign national who calls right now!"

11. Janitors Boris and Mao swear that "Jake the Security Guard is a commie [blip]. Start there, comrade!"

10. Immediately suspend "you break it, you bought it" policy on hard drives.

9. Chinese take-out no longer a lunch option.

8. All communication in secured areas must now be done in Klingon. Added benefit: the scientists are thrilled!

7. a) "Accidentally" leave plans for latest weapon by the office water cooler. b) First country to utilize a $5 billion [blip] Bomb clearly the guilty party.

6. Cafeteria Happy Meals no longer include a free ZIP disk.

5. Visitors answering the guard's challenge with "Foe" now required to sign guest book before entry.

4. Security guards limited to one "WHAAZZZUUP!" walkie-talkie conversation per hour.

3. Finally allow Chief of Security Barney Fife to load his gun.

2. "Shave and a Haircut" knock replaced with more secure "My Sharona" knock.

1. From now on, all security guards must pass the new "Your Behind From a Hole in the Ground" test.
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Love Tips By Kids
Some great tips on love and relationships by kids between the age of 5 and 10...

WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?

"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me awife." (Tom, 5)

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Mike, 9)

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, cause she'll want to havevideos of the wedding." (Jim, 10)

CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE:

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deoderantare so popular." (Jan, 9)

ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE:

"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."
(Roger, 9)

"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." (Leo, 7)

ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE:

"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne, 8)

"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me, I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." (Gary, 7)

"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." (Christine, 9)

CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS:

"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." (Dave, 8)

CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE:

"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' is on television." (Anita, 6)

"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." (Bobby, 8)

"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." (Regina, 10)

THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER:

"One of you should know how to write a check. Because even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." (Ava, 8)

SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU:

"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." (Alonzo, 9)

"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually work for me." (Bart, 9)

WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU":

"The person is thinking, Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day." (michelle,9)

HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE:

"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." (Tom, 7)

"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." (Randy,8)
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Good morning everyboomie. welcome

I hope today is as exciting for you as it is for me. yes

It's my Friday, I get off early, and I AM OFF TOMORROW!! penguin

We got a bunch of rain, the creek is up, and I'm hoping I can find some more point. happydance

For now though I can barely hold my head up. Been up since 3:30ish. tired

I hope it's a special day for all. thumbsup


C ya joe wave
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"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in." Will Rogers

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#889317 - 05/22/13 08:05 PM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
manxman Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 07/23/02
Posts: 15543
Loc: Unionville
Hi Joe. wave Hope Thursday is great for you and all boomers to follow smile
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#889327 - 05/22/13 09:16 PM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 65515
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Good morning Joe! I hope you get off work early and can start to comb the creek with Baby. Just watch out of snakes!

manxman, have a great day!

It'll be a corner day for me, but this too shall pass.

Have a great day everyone!
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#889334 - 05/22/13 09:56 PM Re: Thursday's [Re: manxman]
Space Quest Fan Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9648
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Hi Joe, Manx and Ana. Have a great Thursday. The weekend is getting closer. smile
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It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.

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#889365 - 05/23/13 02:15 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Online   happy
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7978
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe, Manxman, Ana, Sqfan and all wave
Have all a happy day. smile happydance
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.



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#889369 - 05/23/13 03:10 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
SharonB Offline
Settled Boomer

Registered: 01/23/09
Posts: 934
Loc: Delaware, USA
Thanks for the jokes Joe and good luck with the hunt.

Good morning Joe, Anna, Manxman, SpaceQuestFan and Haroula!

I bought a car. Now I'm free of the hospital and pain and I have transportation.Things are great for me now. The first thing I did when I got my car was get a speeding ticket! taz However, I got let off with a slap on the wrist. Could have ticketed me for more (didn't have my new insurance card with me) so I'm going to look on it as a wakeup call to "Obey the Law". grin

I am a very happy person right now. I'm wishing my happiness on you and all Gameboomers!

Sharon yay chocobunny penguin dance rah flowers spring

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#889371 - 05/23/13 03:25 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: SharonB]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6076
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Ana,Manxman,SpaceQ,Haroula,Sharon waveSharon Congrats on the new car rah glad things are looking up for you bunnyCoffee is ready have a great day all puppy
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I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

Sue

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#889372 - 05/23/13 03:27 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: SharonB]
Gimli Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 2314
Loc: Switzerland
Good morning Boomies wave

No connection yesterday so today, as soon as I saw the green light coming on again, I rushed to the PC and here I'am, tiping very fast before the light goes out again....

Sharon: I'am so happy for you bravo

Lotus: how is your Mum doing? Still praying for her. Is there also Aspirin Cardio to get in the States? My Mum is, after 3 strokes in the last few years, on them Aspirin cardios and is happy with them. MaG is right though: no cutting the fingers (or any place else)!

Nan and everybody suggesting to read or game, two days ago: I was indeed doing a bit of this and a bit of that (cleaning and reading I mean). No, I never read The Hobbit before, but I've read Lord of the Rings approx. 5x.... And I didn't see the film either. The book is hilarious (except the part with the big spiders.. eek...)

Happy day to you all. Enjoy.

Evelyne
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"You ask me what life is. That's like asking me what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot is a carrot" (A. Chekhov)

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#889376 - 05/23/13 04:07 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17477
Loc: Marlborough USA
wave Good Morning Joe, manxman, Ana, SpaceQ, Haroula, SharonB, Cailyn, Gimli and all my Boomer friends. Wishing you all a a great day! wave
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Gerry

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#889384 - 05/23/13 06:03 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5619
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Well, it turns out I was scheduled for another day this week, so it's time for a surprise whoosh. lol wave Have a great Thursday, everyone. spring

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#889385 - 05/23/13 06:24 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8165
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Sharon, Congrats on the car. To all here and all who follow, have a Great Thursday. Danish, Waffles, and Bacon Sandwiches in the NC. spring
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Connie

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#889396 - 05/23/13 08:39 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 14716
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning. Looks like a humid day today. Work for 5:00. Until then, I have a few errands to run. Have a great day everyone. Please don't forget to exercise.

Midgie hearts
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#889408 - 05/23/13 10:00 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: Midge]
Darlene Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9443
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope your Friday is a great day! smile

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies! Happy Thursday!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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You become what you think about. Change your thoughts, change your life. - Dko

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#889409 - 05/23/13 10:03 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
GB Reviewer Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42521
Loc: Alabama
Thumping Good Thursday ya'll puppy

Hubby and I and the doggies had a great outing at the park. There were a lot of folks there, more than I've seen yet. Saw 2 people that I haven't seen in years...both ladies and both without their normal makeup and hair...so took me a second to recognize them. One is my next door neighbor. rotfl I see her husband from time to time out back but seldom see her.

Son has the morning off so I'm trying to keep the monkeys quiet so he can sleep. His bedroom is at the back right where the neighbor's dogs like to bark, so we try not to add to the chaos.

I'll be off later to do some errands.

Woohooo Joe, I hope you get home early and finds lots of perfect points.

Manx wave

Ana, may the corner be fun and quick.

Space, yes it is. Are you off on Monday?

Haroula, have a great day.

SharonB, woooohoooo and grats happydance So glad things are going well for you.

Cailyn, thanks for the coffee. How are you?

Gimli, I think Hobbit was the first fantasy book I read. I want to live in Bilbo's house.

Gerry, anything fun on the docket today?

Venus wave Happy whooshing!

Connie, thanks for the bacon sandwiches. How is everyone?

Midgy, I hope you have some fun in your day.


Happy skooshing, Darlene wave

Back later
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"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

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#889418 - 05/23/13 11:04 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13753
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe glad you can leave work early today and have fun hunting!! Thanks for the laughs. WooHoo a day off tomorrow. think Does that mean it doesn't happen cause when it gets here it will be today. lol

Ana I hope the corner is being kind and the puzzles are moving right along for you.

I awoke this morning to something that hasn't happened in awhile........this bright orb shinning in my window. lol Took advantage of it too and me and Sassy took an extra long walk and saw about seven deer just laying there soaking in some rays too.

Space only one after today!!

Manxman have a lovely day!

WooHoo Evelyne the net was on! happydance Hope it stays for awhile!! Have a lovely day! Oh and yes they have cardio ASA here too. I take one whole asprin a day!! I remember making it in my organic chemistry lab class. lol

Haroula have a lovely day!

Cailyn thanks for coffee. Have a lovely day!

Gerry have a nice day!

venus oh happy you!!! An extra day!! May all go well and you know what to do.

Sharon congrats on the new set of wheels. Must have been a little excited to be driving instead of walking I see. lol Enjoy!!

Connie have a lovely day and thanks for the danish!!

Midge have fun with the errands and may work go well. Have a lovely day!

Darlene may work fly and all go smoothly!! Have a lovely day!

L4l It is hard to tell some folk when they aren't all made-up. I was made this way so who am I to try to improve His perfection. lol

Sounds like you had a lovely walk in the park though. Me and Sassy went to the woods area close by and I let her run loose for awhile as she loves that.

No plans so far for today!!

wave
Nan

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