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#889961 - 05/25/13 09:13 PM Sunday's
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30025
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Mark Twain
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Signs Of Insanity

The Warning Signs of Insanity...


Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that you wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.

You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom.

You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write.

Every time you see a street sign, you have a tremendous urge to relieve yourself on it.

You wear your boxers on your head because you heard it will ward of evil dandruff spirits.

You're always having to apologize to your next door neighbour for setting fire to his lawn decorations.

Every commercial you hear on the radio reminds you of death.

People stay away from you whenever they hear you howl.

Your breath smells more and more like squirrel dung each passing day.

Nobody listens to you anymore, because they can't understand you through that scuba mask.

You begin to stop and consider all of the blades of grass you've stepped on as a child, and worry that their ancestors are going to one day seek revenge.

You have meaningful conversations with your toaster.

Your father pretends you don't exist, just to play along with your little illusion.

You collect dead windowsill flies.

Every time the phone rings, you shout, "Hey! An angel just got its wings!"

You like cats. Especially with mayo.

You cry at the end of every episode of Gilligan's Island because they weren't rescued.

You put tennis balls in the microwave to see if they'll hatch.

You have a predominant fear of fabric softener.

Your dentist asks you why each individual tooth has your name etched on it, and you tell him it's for security reasons.

Melba toast excites you.

When the waiter asks for your order, you ask to go into another room to tell him because "the napkins have ears."

You tend to agree with everything your mother's dead uncle tells you.

You argue with yourself about which is better, to be eaten by a koala or to be loved by an infectious disease.

You like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and pretend that you're a stalk.

You try to make a list of the Warning Signs of Insanity. (cough)

People offer you help, but you unfortunately interpret this as a violation of your rights as a boysenberry.

You keep thinking this is the year for the Red Sox.

You despise the voices in your head, especially the one that speaks only Hindi.

You see migrating flocks of ducks in the fall and only your attachment to the toaster keeps you from joining them.

The person you always talk to is invisible to everyone but you.

You like reading lists like this.
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Signs Of Maturity

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those [blip] kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that this doesn't apply to you.
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Good morning everyboomie. welcome

One down, plenty more to go. wink

Yesterday was just like the other day, but not as cool. cool

I expect today to be another day. thumbsup

It may, however, be a night instead, if the sun doesn't come up, which would be ok with me, although it'll most likely mean the end of the world. think

Mom won't like it very much. shame

She's not going to be happy at all if everything in the freezer goes bad. taz

She bakes something every single day to put in there. rolleyes

I'll see you all if the sun rises.

Have a happy day......or night.

joe
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#889965 - 05/25/13 09:39 PM Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
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Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 14635
Loc: Massachusetts
Hi Joe. Thanks for your openers. I have another split shift. Early shift to start. I hope everyone has a great Sunday. My DIL's birthday is today. birthday Jen. I hope you have a wonderful day. And I hope Rob does something special for you because you're woth it my Dear. hearts

Midgie hearts
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#889971 - 05/25/13 10:18 PM Re: Sunday's [Re: Midge]
Space Quest Fan Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9524
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Have a great Sunday Joe and Midgie. happydance
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#889984 - 05/26/13 12:37 AM Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Online   happy
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64932
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Good morning Joe, Midgie and SpaceQ.

Today is house cleaning, and lots of errands followed by lots of work in the corner. All I can do is smile and carry on. hearts Life is good.

Have a happy day everyone!

Ana wave
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#889987 - 05/26/13 12:50 AM Re: Sunday's [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
Darlene Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9365
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Happy Sunday toooooo yoooouuuu!!! wink

Hey, Midgie! Hope your work day goes easy peasy for you! birthday to your DIL!

Hi, SQFan! Gave a great Sunday!

Hey, Ana! Busy, busy day for you! Hope you're able to find some Ana time!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Still Saturday evening for me....

Church in the morning, then we'll see where the day takes us!

So.

To all abed, sleep To all awake, woot
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You become what you think about. Change your thoughts, change your life. - Dko

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#889995 - 05/26/13 03:30 AM Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7664
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe, Midgie, SpaceQ, Ana, Darlene and all who follow. wave
Have a relax and happy Sunday. happydance spring
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#889997 - 05/26/13 04:37 AM Re: Sunday's [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6044
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning everyone wave Boy it's cold here at 40 degrees and raining eekI feel bad for the campers especially the ones in tents! Coffee is on I'll keep it hot! puppy
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#889999 - 05/26/13 04:49 AM Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17156
Loc: Marlborough USA
wave Good Morning Joe, Midgie, SpaceQ, Ana, Darlene, Haroula and Cailyn. Hope you all enjoy your Sunday! It's really cold and wet here this morning. Im ready for that coffee Cailyn! Thank you! Happy Day All! wave
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#890002 - 05/26/13 05:03 AM Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1]
venus Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 03/07/09
Posts: 5421
Loc: Arcadia (twin world of Stark)
Good morning, everyone. wave Time for my early Sunday work whoosh. Hope everyone has a terrific day. spring

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#890010 - 05/26/13 06:07 AM Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17156
Loc: Marlborough USA
Have a great day venus and don't work to hard! woozy
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Gerry

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#890012 - 05/26/13 06:36 AM Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8072
Loc: winter springs fl.
USA Good morning everyone. Breakfast out this morning. Midge, birthday to your DIL. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Sunday. Danish, Biscuits and Gravy, and Cinnamon Buns in the NC. Biscuit bottoms for L4L. USA
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#890014 - 05/26/13 06:55 AM Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14429
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers USA

Joe, the sun did in fact rise. Good morning.

Midge, happy work day. Happy Birthday to your DIL.

Ana, sounds like a busy day for you.

Cailyn, it's not a happy day for campers.

Haroula, good morning.

Gerry, have a nice day!

Darlene, enjoy church!

Venus good day!

Connie, enjoy your breakfast.

Church this morning then an easy indoor day due to the rainy weather. USA
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Gail

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#890034 - 05/26/13 10:56 AM Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
Puzzled Moderator
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 21217
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree


Good Morning Joe, Midge, Ana, Cailyn, Haroula, Gerry, Darlene, Venus, Connie, Gail and the rest of the Diner gang when you are up and at em this morning

Had a great walk in the park this morning with WOM and the buddy boys .. a great way to start the day by exciting endogenous opioid peptides!

What's next? Well, lots of music, gardening, some flapper assembly cleaning, a baseball game tonight with WOM, son and grand boys .. a movie? Quite a lineup I might say.

In the mean time .. enjoy the weekend! wave

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#890047 - 05/26/13 11:19 AM Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Online   happy
The Sassy Global Moderator PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 64932
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
I vote for more hours in a day. lol Off to get the errands out of the way so I can clean house. Anyone bored, come on over. lol

Have a wonderful day!
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#890052 - 05/26/13 11:29 AM Re: Sunday's [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
GB Reviewer Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42271
Loc: Alabama
Super Sunday ya'll puppy

Soot and I slept in a bit and then bopped to the park with the crew. It is such a pretty day out there. We enjoyed our hamster imitation, then home to feed everyone while taking in CBS Sunday Morning.

In a sec, we are going to watch Jack Reacher. Son and kids stayed at friend's house last night so the house is quiet.

The plan is to take in a ball game tonight as long as son doesn't get called back into work. I need to convince him not answer his phone when he is off.

Joe, you need to be stocking the corner with mom's yummies. Are you off?

Midgy, birthday to your DIL. Are you working tomorrow?

Quest, whatcha up to today?

Ana, hang in there. I'll be at the end of the tunnel shining a light for you. Is tomorrow pot luck? luck

Darlene, have fun wherever the day brings.

Haroula, how is hubby's garden doing?

Cailyn, Thanks for the coffee! How are you?

Gerry, stay warm and dry.

Venus, happy whooshing!

Connie, biscuit bottoms happydance Enjoy your breakfast.

Gail, stay dry and well. How are you feeling?

Soot kissy
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