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#891998 - 06/03/13 10:57 PM Tuesday's
gymcandy1 Offline
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"A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes."
Hugh Downs
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A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician's office.

After the exam, she shyly said, "My husband wants me to ask you...," to which the doctor replies, "I know, I know," placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."

"No, that's not it," the woman confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."
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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."
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Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up.

The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars." The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes, he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to shore.

Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said, "Okay, where's my hundred dollars?"

The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my mother-in-law."

The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck. How much do I owe you?"
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A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him, "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you."

The drunk replies, "Boobs."
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Good morning everyboomie. wave

Remember that surprise I had for you? Here it comes...... happydance

IT'S THE "T" WORD!!!!! yay

Happy Tuesday everybody! broccoli

Any more excitement and I'll be in the chiropractors office all day. wink

Not really but I need some muscle relaxers, or a pound of bananas to fight off the monster leg cramps that had me rolling off the couch, and hobbling around like a Night of the Living Dead zombie. zombie

Did I mention to y'all how much distaste I have for Summer? think

Yeah I thought I had. smile

I walked the creek in the heat all afternoon yesterday and the cramps followed me home.

It was a "point-less" effort.

Well I'm out of smileys, which is like being out of punctuation to me, so I may as well close with my usual.

Have a happy day everyone.

joe


Edited by gymcandy1 (06/03/13 10:58 PM)
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#892004 - 06/03/13 11:18 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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So sorry you have leg cramps. Are you drinking enough water? I hope you have a great night and a wonderful day to follow. hearts

Have a happy day everyone!
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#892008 - 06/03/13 11:53 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
manxman Offline
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Joe, hope the chiropractor can help out wave
Hope you, Ana and all the boomers have a terrific Tuesday smile
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#892014 - 06/04/13 02:31 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Good morning Joe,Ana,manx and all who follow later. wave
Have all a nice day. dance
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#892027 - 06/04/13 04:24 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
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Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17061
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, Ana, manxman and Haroula. Joe as Ana said not drinking enough water when it's hot can cause dehydration and that can cause leg cramps. Ana enjoy your day. Manxman have fun with your new game. Haroula keep smiling. And Cailyn I put the coffee on. Happy Day wished for All! penguin
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#892033 - 06/04/13 06:09 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
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Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8041
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. Midge, big Hugs on the way. hearts We get the results of hubby's scan this afternoon. Thanks to all for your prayers and positive thoughts. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Tuesday. Danish, BB Pancakes, and Fruit Cups in the NC. spring
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#892039 - 06/04/13 07:34 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14361
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, hope the cramps are better.

Ana, wishing you a good day ahead.

Manxman, have a great day.

Haroula, happy day!

Gerry, thanks for the coffee.

Cailyn, good morning when you come in.

Connie, prayers out for good results.

Nan, Nina is petrified of anything that even sounds like a hairdryer.

Weather back to the 70's. Looking to be a nice day. Wishing all Boomers everywhere a great day!
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#892055 - 06/04/13 09:34 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
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Registered: 04/30/00
Posts: 14612
Loc: Massachusetts
Good morning. I'm being lazy this morning. Thanks for opening for us Joe. Sorry about your leg cramps. I hope today is better for you. Morning Ana, manxman, Haroula, Gerry, Connie, Gail, and all who follow me in. Connie sending prayers that the scan results are good news.

Time to get going and do a little housecleaning. See you later.

Midgie hearts
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#892063 - 06/04/13 10:02 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: Midge]
Darlene Offline
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Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9344
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope your Tuesday is relaxing!

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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#892073 - 06/04/13 10:41 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42216
Loc: Alabama
Terrific Tuesday ya'll puppy

Hubby and I popped up bright and early and headed out to imitate hamsters for a bit. We were successful, though we did scare a couple of ladies near to death. They are very friendly and walk at the same time we do and you can tell they were afraid of the dogs. Hubby stopped to talk to them to try to make them more comfortable with the dogs. Worked for a sec and then Sky saw something that set him off barking. Thought they were going to faint....poor things.

I am trying out smoothie recipes. Most of them have been good. Tried a cabbage peach one this morning. Thought it tasted like moldy cardboard eek However, I had modified the recipe (which I often do) so thought that might be the problem. Dumped it down the sink and made it again following the recipe to a t. Nope, still tasted like moldy cardboard. Added an apple and some tart cherry juice. That helped so I could drink it, but will not be putting this one in regular smoothie rotation.

Joe, I used to have leg cramps that would strike out of nowhere and leave me in tears. Doc told me to take calcium. I thought he was nuts cos I drank lots of milk, at e cheese, ice cream etc. However, these were so painful I figured it couldn't hurt. Well, took calcium daily and no more cramps. Woo hoo! Hope you find a solution for yours soon.

Connie, prayers going up. We will all be thinking of you.

Midgy, you are never lazy...it's recuperation time. Enjoy!

Back later wave


Edited by looney4labs (06/04/13 10:42 AM)
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#892076 - 06/04/13 11:00 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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L4L, milk and dairy products actually leeches calcium from your bones. You are better off drinking almond milk or some alternative non animal milk.
I hope you find a healthy smoothie recipe that you enjoy. I can't imagine starting my day without one.

Darlene, safe skooshing!

Midgie, hugs to you my friend.

Gail, are the kids off school for the summer yet?

Connie, sending positive thoughts and prayers.

Gerry, hope you had a nice walk this morning.

Haroula, have a great day.

manxman, hope something fun comes your way today.

Ana wave
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#892077 - 06/04/13 11:15 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Loc: Alabama
Ana, must be so as the added calcium did the trick for me. Now I'm trying to figure out why I'm vit D deficient when I get an hour sun a day (walking dogs), take vit D every day, and eat spinach several times a week. I don't eat fish very often as I really don't like the taste and can't take fish oil as everything tastes like fish all day if I do. But still.....We shall see what happens with the addition of the prescription D. wave

We are finding that we like most of the smoothie recipies we've tried, which is why it was surprising not to like this one. I really missed my smoothies while we were in Ohio visiting.
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#892081 - 06/04/13 11:57 AM Re: Tuesday's [Re: Darlene]
gymcandy1 Offline
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Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 29998
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Good wave morning wave everybody. wave

I tried to post 1 1/2 hours ago before we got hit by a storm, but I wasn't quick enough. yes

We just got internet back. bravo

I hope it keeps raining though.

The only thing I really need to do today is to go to Walmart for supplies. happydance

I see our internet is gone again.

I'll post this as soon as we get it back, and wish you all a Super Tuesday. rah

joe

FINALLY!!! Make that 2 hours ago. shocked
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#892103 - 06/04/13 03:00 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
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Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13609
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Joe hope the legs get feeling better. HUGS! Enjoy your day off and good luck hunting, if ya go!! Thanks for the laughs.

Hope the net stays working. I been computer cleaning and they sent me a new modem so I been getting that all set up and then went and got my fishing license in hopes of warmer weather and fishing. lol

Ana I pray that the corner is moving right along for you and that the weekend plans are falling into place! Have a nice run with the dogs.

Manxman have a lovely day and have fun gaming!!

Haroula have a lovely day!

Cailyn hope you are having fun shopping.

Gerry thanks for the coffee. Have a lovely day!

Connie HUGS and Prayers!!! Thanks for the treats! May all news be good news!

Gail lol I don't use one of those much but I can't say I ever saw Sassy run from it. duh Have a lovely day and hope you are feeling well.

Midge HUGS!! Happy cleaning!!

Darlene may work fly and all go smoothly! Have a lovely day!

L4l cardboard????? Yuck!!!! I can say I have ever had a smoothie but I just might have to check it out.

If memory serves me.....the absobtion of Calcium and Vit D, at least in women, require your estrogen levels to be at a certain level cause they help in the absorbtion. duh Chewing a couple tums three times a day gives one plenty of Calcium. Too much salt in a diet can drain the Calcium too! Some leg cramps have to do with low levels of Potassium also.

wave
Nan

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#892112 - 06/04/13 04:24 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 02/17/01
Posts: 9489
Loc: Columbus,Ohio USA
Loved the jokes today Joe. rotfl
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#892113 - 06/04/13 04:31 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
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Loc: Greece
sleep wave
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#892133 - 06/04/13 07:20 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Offline
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Loc: Alabama
Sweet dreams Haroula sleep

I've been relaxing and refreshing this afternoon. Now it's time to put on some veggies to roast and cook the rice in preparation for dinner. Hubby is bringing the meat and the apricots, so can't finish till he gets here. wave

Edit: Well, dinner is over. It was good but the cookbook lied. I've used this one series for at least 30 years. The recipe said "ready in 12 minutes." So not ready in 12 minutes or 22 minutes or even 32 minutes. I think they left out some significant instructions. Anyway, it was good but I don't think I'll make it again. Wasn't a good day today for new recipes. Oh well, tomorrow is another day.

And with that, I'm off to bed. Boys will be here tomorrow. They are staying for a week. Son will be working of course so he'll be sleeping when he can.

Sweet dreams all sleep


Edited by looney4labs (06/04/13 10:06 PM)
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#892180 - 06/04/13 11:21 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Midge Offline
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Posts: 14612
Loc: Massachusetts
Time to call it a day. Been a very busy night. My clients had another family dinner party for family and friends. Tomorrow I have off, whew! Great night though. They are good people. See you in the morning.

Midgie sleep"
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#892184 - 06/04/13 11:44 PM Re: Tuesday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13609
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Night everybody! Sleep well and pleasant dreams!!

sleep
Nan


Edited by auntiegram (06/04/13 11:45 PM)
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