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#893862 - 06/12/13 01:59 AM Jokes.
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-1.My mate rang me and asked, "What're you doing at the moment?"
I said, "Probably failing my d------ t---."

-2.First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door.
Funny sense of humour my p------ has.

-3.My personal favorite has always been the one where the waiter comes up to the guy and says, "And how did you find your steak, sir?"
"I just moved my p----- and there it was!"

4.If you want to look at stars you use a telescope.
If you want to see above water from a sub you use a periscope.
When a doctor checks your heart he uses a stethoscope.
What do you use to look through walls?

-5.Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was o---------- in his field.

-6.Knock knock Who's there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Nevermind...it's p--------...

-7.How did Hitler tie his shoesies?
In little k-------!

-8.Did you hear about the female opera singer who had quite a range at the lower end of the scale. A: She was known as the d--- C d---.

-9.Q: What is the range of a trombone? A: About 10 yards if you've got a g--- a--.

-10.A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the b-- t----- here?"

lol


Edited by curly (06/12/13 11:14 AM)
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#893865 - 06/12/13 02:34 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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10.bar tender lol wave
Good morning happydance


Edited by Haroula (06/12/13 02:34 AM)
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#893870 - 06/12/13 02:54 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Hi Haroula, good answer.
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#893871 - 06/12/13 02:58 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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1. driving test

wave
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#893872 - 06/12/13 03:06 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: BobH]
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2. plumber lol
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#893878 - 06/12/13 03:59 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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3. Potato lol Hi Curly wave

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#893879 - 06/12/13 04:02 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Thanks all.
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#893889 - 06/12/13 05:47 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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8. deep C diva

Morning curly, kissy
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#893892 - 06/12/13 06:31 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Hi Gail, good one.
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#893895 - 06/12/13 07:10 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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5. outstanding lol

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#893898 - 06/12/13 07:28 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good one michele.
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#893901 - 06/12/13 08:06 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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7. knotsies lol Morning Curly wave
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#893902 - 06/12/13 08:08 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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6. pointless wave
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#893907 - 06/12/13 08:32 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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9-good arm lol

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#893909 - 06/12/13 08:43 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good ones. Good morning.
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