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#894083 - 06/12/13 10:14 PM Thursday's
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30036
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
George Burns
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Vet Exam

A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead.

The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.
The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows.

The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead too." The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.

The vet brings in a black labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks.

The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too."
The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes.
The vet answers, "$650."

"$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaimed the man.

"Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests."
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A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a
shandy.
All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting
to see another Australian visitor.


The barman says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A tixidermist? What the hick is a
tixidermist? Do you drive a tixi?"
" No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount
animals."
The bartender grins and yells,
He's okay boys. He's one of us."
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Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!'.

The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"
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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.

"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."

"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"

"The guy was your doctor."
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A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."

"Really," answered the neighbor . "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty."
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Did you know that there is only two good things that come out of Oklahoma?

I-35 South & I-35 North...
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A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Bartender,
buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me
the bill."

So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for
$57.00. The drunk says, "I haven't got it."

The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out
into the street.

The very next day the same drunk walks into the bar and once again
says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself
one, and give me the bill."

The bartender looks at the guy and figures to himself that he
can't possibly be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, so
he gives him the benefit of the doubt, pours a round of drinks for
the house, has a drink himself and hands the drunk a bill
for $67.00.

The drunk says, "I haven't got it."

The bartender can't believe it. He picks the guy up, beats the
living daylights out of him, then throws him out into the street.

The next day the same drunk walks back into the same bar and says,
"Bartender, buy every one in the house a drink, give me the bill.
In disgust, the bartender says, "What, no drink for me this time?"

The drunk replies, "You? No way! You get too violent when you
drink."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park in New York
and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing
over a beautiful bed of red roses.

"Tsk Tsk!" said the passerby to himself. "What a sad sight. That
poor old man is fishing over a bed of flowers. I'll see if I can
help." So the kind fellow walked up to the old man and asked,
"What are you doing, my friend?"

"Fishin', sir."

"Fishin', eh. Well how would you like to come have a drink with
me?"

The old man stood, put his rod away and followed the kind stranger
to the corner bar. He ordered a large glass of vodka and a fine
cigar.

His host, the kind fellow, felt good about helping the old man,
and he asked, "Tell me, old friend, how many did you catch today?"

The old fellow took a long drag on the cigar, blew a careful smoke
ring and replied, "You are the sixth today, sir!"
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Good morning everyboomie. wave

Another one bites the dust. yay

I just hope the rest of them bite the dust before I do. tired

What's up around the world nowadays? smile

Around here the water's been up up up, but now it's down, and the only thing that's up, besides my sister's weight, is the temperature.

We're in the mid to upper 90s now. It won't be long before I'll be toe tapping across the parking lot asphalt at Lowe's, that I like to call the Saraha. happydance

I know that sounds like I'm trying to be funny, but.......sad

I'm as fond of Summer here as I am at getting a colonoscopy without anestesia. scared

I get to close the next three nights at work.

I'm about as fond of closing as I am a herniated disk. razz

Now that you know much more than you ever wanted to know about my likes and dislikes................well, my dislikes.

Have a happy day everyone.

joe


Edited by gymcandy1 (06/12/13 10:18 PM)
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#894087 - 06/12/13 10:33 PM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Online   happy
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 65036
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
lol THanks for making me laugh and smile Joe. hearts

We are having torrential downpours right now and praying we don't lose satellite now that the Hawks are tied! yay

I will be painting and cleaning today. I must be sa freak because I actually enjoy fixing things around the house as long as I have time to do it.

Have a happy day everyone!

Ana wave
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#894100 - 06/13/13 12:46 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
manxman Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 07/23/02
Posts: 15181
Loc: Unionville
Thanks for the laughs today Joe. smile
Happy Thursday Joe, Ana and all boomers joining us later wave
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#894102 - 06/13/13 01:08 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: manxman]
Darlene Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9375
Loc: Southern California
wave Howdy ho, sweet Joe! Thanks for the openers! Hope your Thursday is better than yesterday, yes? kissy

Good morning, sweet 'Boomies!

Still Wednesday evening for me....

Just got home from dinner at daughter's. She is soooooo amazing! hearts She cooked this fantastic pasta dish, then we watched a recorded So You Think You Can Dance , and just enjoyed! It was fantastic!

So.

To all abed, sleep To all awake, woot
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You become what you think about. Change your thoughts, change your life. - Dko

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#894107 - 06/13/13 02:25 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: Darlene]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6048
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Ana,Darlene,manxman,and all who arrive later waveI guess my sleeping late days are over tiredCoffee is ready for those who need it!Wishing you all a great day sherlock
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Sue

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#894112 - 06/13/13 02:56 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 7715
Loc: Greece
Good morning Joe,Ana,manxman,Darlene,Sue and all who come in later. wave
Have all a happy day. dance
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.



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#894117 - 06/13/13 04:51 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 17212
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good morning Joe, Ana, manxman, Darlene, Cailyn, and Haroula. Joe hope the closings don't keep you to late at work. smirk Ana we are expecting another 3 inches of rain today and wind too. woozy Manxman and Darlene hope you have happy dreams. wave Cailyn I put some fresh coffee on. I hope you went back to bed this morning. sleep Take Care. flowers Haroula enjoy your day! Wishing everyone a nice day! catrub
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#894130 - 06/13/13 07:00 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Online   content
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 8083
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. SIL is having a hip replacement next week. Today we will be taking her for her pre op appointment in Orlando. To all here and all who follow, have a Great Thursday. Danish, Apple Turnovers, French Toast and Bacon Sandwiches in the NC. spring
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#894141 - 06/13/13 07:34 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 14478
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, send a little of that heat up here please.

Ana, too much rain around here also and it's about 10 degrees below average. Not like the June I remember.

Manxman, good morning.

Sue, thanks for the coffee. happydance

Darlene, wishing you a great day when you awake.

Haroula, happy day!

Gerry, oh boy, more coffee. Weather the same here.

Connie, hugs out to your SIL. Praying all will go well.

Expecting yet more torrential rain. Gaming day. dance
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Gail

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#894171 - 06/13/13 09:46 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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GB Reviewer Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42307
Loc: Alabama
Thumping Good Thursday ya'll puppy

Hubby and I and the doggies popped up and headed to the park. It was warm but definitely like the last time we walked. A good walk was had by all. We came home awake and hot but not dying like the last time.

Keoki and I will head to the vet in a bit for a routine bloodtest for him. Since he takes pain meds every day we have to watch his liver function.

Then home to wait on the cable guy. The den looks like a toy store exploded in it, so I will be moving a few things back to the boys room, grouping a few to send to Va g'son and the rest to be given away.

Right now we are doing some Skywalker training....just becuase it's sitting on the floor Does Not Mean it is his to chew or play with. Perfect timing happydance




Edited by looney4labs (06/13/13 12:24 PM)
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#894178 - 06/13/13 10:05 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: looney4labs]
Darlene Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 02/10/00
Posts: 9375
Loc: Southern California
wave

'Morning, again, sweet 'Boomies!

Alrighty, gotta skoosh! See you later!
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You become what you think about. Change your thoughts, change your life. - Dko

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#894186 - 06/13/13 10:26 AM Re: Thursday's [Re: Darlene]
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 30036
Loc: Mead, Oklahoma
Good morning everybody. wave

Another sunny day is on it's way. yes

I don't go in to work until 2:00 this afternoon.

That makes it one very long day. razz

On the bright side, I yelled at 4 managers yesterday, and didn't get fired. slapforehead

yet... lol

I know today will be better. thumbsup

I'm going to have to make a run up to Walmart this morning because we are out of milk, and THAT is NOT acceptable. pacify

I hope everyone here has a fantastic day. rah Rah Rah!

joe
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#894201 - 06/13/13 12:25 PM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42307
Loc: Alabama
Go get 'em Joe....somebody has to keep those managers in line wink

Back from the vet...all Keoki's blood work was great, so we are good for awhile now.

Off to tackle the mountain of toys. wave
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"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

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#894205 - 06/13/13 12:31 PM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 13658
Loc: northern Wisconsin
Everybody in the path of that storm....prayers that you all be safe!!!

Joe thanks for the chuckles. May work be better today and those mowers sell.

Ana have a fun filled day!! Hope Merlin is better now.

wave Gerry, Cailyn, Haroula, manxman have a lovely and safe day!

Connie prayers for your friend! Hugs too. Safe travels so take the Band with you! Thanks for the danish!

Gail stay safe!! Poor Nina won't want to go out. lol Have a lovely day and Happy gaming!!

L4l good luck at the Vet's! Best of luck with the training!! Have a lovely day!

Darlene may work fly and all go smoothly! Sounds like you had a lovely evening yesterday!! Have a lovely day!

wave
Nan

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#894224 - 06/13/13 01:58 PM Re: Thursday's [Re: gymcandy1]
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Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 42307
Loc: Alabama
Ok, toy mountain has been sorted....There are still toy piles but at least I know know where they are going and like items are bagged.

Just headed out to check the mail. There is a brown pit bull running the neighborhood with a broken chain dangling from his neck. I think it's the one that moved in a few months ago and who charges everyone who walks by and is the reason I don't walk in my neighborhood. I called Animal Control. Normally, I'd just grab him and take him home, but he is not friendly and the owners are not responsible, so the officers will have to deal with him.

The cable guy just called and said he'd be here in 10 minutes. Of course, my net has not gone off all day...at least not while I've been sitting here. wave
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