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#895024 - 06/17/13 02:28 AM Jokes.
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-1.What happens when the Queen burps?
She issues a r---- p-----.

-2.What did Delaware when Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey?
I don't know, A-----.

-3.What are good names for identical twin boys?
P--- and R-----.

-4.What did zero say to eight?
"n--- b---!"

-5.What is a name for a phone system in Mexico?
T--- B---.

6.If there's H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
---

-7.Is being a telephone operator a business or a profession?
It is more like a c------.

-8.When is rabbit soup not good?
When there's a h--- in it!

-9.Why does Snoopy want to quit the comic strip?
He's tired of working for "p------"!

-10.Why are chefs mean?
Because they b--- the eggs, m--- the potatoes and w--- the cream!

lol



Edited by curly (06/17/13 02:53 PM)
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#895027 - 06/17/13 02:50 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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4.Nice belt lol wave
Good morning happydance
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#895031 - 06/17/13 03:22 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good Morning, curly cat

10. beat, mash, whip grin
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#895036 - 06/17/13 03:53 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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1. Royal pardon lol Hi Curly wave

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#895038 - 06/17/13 03:56 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Morning all, good ones.
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#895042 - 06/17/13 04:19 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#895044 - 06/17/13 04:42 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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3. Pete and Repete?
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#895047 - 06/17/13 05:31 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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9. peanuts

Morning curly, lol
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#895050 - 06/17/13 06:29 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
curly Offline
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Good ones. Good morning.
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#895052 - 06/17/13 07:08 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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8 - hare
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#895053 - 06/17/13 07:09 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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8. hare smile
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#895054 - 06/17/13 07:11 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
curly Offline
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Good one OB. Bob, try another if you wish.
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#895056 - 06/17/13 07:23 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#895058 - 06/17/13 07:28 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#895062 - 06/17/13 08:33 AM Re: Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Thanks.
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