-1.What happens when the Queen burps?
She issues a r---- p-----.
-2.What did Delaware when Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey?
I don't know, A-----.
-3.What are good names for identical twin boys?
P--- and R-----.
-4.What did zero say to eight?
-5.What is a name for a phone system in Mexico?
6.If there's H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
-7.Is being a telephone operator a business or a profession?
It is more like a c------.
-8.When is rabbit soup not good?
When there's a h--- in it!
-9.Why does Snoopy want to quit the comic strip?
He's tired of working for "p------"!
-10.Why are chefs mean?
Because they b--- the eggs, m--- the potatoes and w--- the cream!