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#895732 - 06/20/13 02:32 AM More jokes.
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1.How did the carpenter break his teeth?
He c----- his n----.

-2.How much did the pirate pay for his earrings?
A b-------.

3.How can you tell who is Ronald McDonald on a nude beach?
He has s----- s--- buns.

-4.Why aren't elephant's allowed on the beach?
They always have their t----- d---!

5.I asked my barber if he had anything for my grey hair.
He said yes, a lot of r------.

-6.Why were the little ink drops crying?
Because p--- was in the p-- and no one knew how long the s------- would be.

7.Why is Cinderella such a bad baseball player?
Because she has a p------ for a coach and she ran away from the b---.

-8.Why does a giraffe eat so little?
Because little goes a l--- w--!

-9.Why did the lady miss her husband?
Because she never s--- a g-- before!

-10.Why did the jelly roll?
Because he saw the a---- t-------.

lol


Edited by curly (06/20/13 08:39 AM)
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#895734 - 06/20/13 02:55 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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6. Because papa was in the pen and no one knew how long the sentence would be. lol
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#895736 - 06/20/13 03:43 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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4. "They always have their trunks down" lol wave Hi Curly

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#895737 - 06/20/13 03:47 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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Hi Bernie, good ones.
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#895741 - 06/20/13 04:12 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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#895743 - 06/20/13 04:48 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good one Gerry.
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#895744 - 06/20/13 05:56 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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9.shot a gun lol wave
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#895746 - 06/20/13 06:22 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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Merci Haroula.
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#895750 - 06/20/13 06:56 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good morning, curly cat

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#895752 - 06/20/13 07:06 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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Bonjour curly, wave
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#895753 - 06/20/13 07:11 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
curly Offline
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Merci a vous deux.
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#895756 - 06/20/13 07:19 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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1. He chewed his nails lol Morning Curly
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#895760 - 06/20/13 07:29 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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5. respect lol wave

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#895762 - 06/20/13 07:32 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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#895768 - 06/20/13 07:52 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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