1.How did the carpenter break his teeth?
He c----- his n----.
-2.How much did the pirate pay for his earrings?
3.How can you tell who is Ronald McDonald on a nude beach?
He has s----- s--- buns.
-4.Why aren't elephant's allowed on the beach?
They always have their t----- d---!
5.I asked my barber if he had anything for my grey hair.
He said yes, a lot of r------.
-6.Why were the little ink drops crying?
Because p--- was in the p-- and no one knew how long the s------- would be.
7.Why is Cinderella such a bad baseball player?
Because she has a p------ for a coach and she ran away from the b---.
-8.Why does a giraffe eat so little?
Because little goes a l--- w--!
-9.Why did the lady miss her husband?
Because she never s--- a g-- before!
-10.Why did the jelly roll?
Because he saw the a---- t-------.