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More jokes. #895732
06/20/13 02:32 AM
06/20/13 02:32 AM
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1.How did the carpenter break his teeth?
He c----- his n----.

-2.How much did the pirate pay for his earrings?
A b-------.

3.How can you tell who is Ronald McDonald on a nude beach?
He has s----- s--- buns.

-4.Why aren't elephant's allowed on the beach?
They always have their t----- d---!

5.I asked my barber if he had anything for my grey hair.
He said yes, a lot of r------.

-6.Why were the little ink drops crying?
Because p--- was in the p-- and no one knew how long the s------- would be.

7.Why is Cinderella such a bad baseball player?
Because she has a p------ for a coach and she ran away from the b---.

-8.Why does a giraffe eat so little?
Because little goes a l--- w--!

-9.Why did the lady miss her husband?
Because she never s--- a g-- before!

-10.Why did the jelly roll?
Because he saw the a---- t-------.

lol

Last edited by curly; 06/20/13 08:39 AM.

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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #895734
06/20/13 02:55 AM
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6. Because papa was in the pen and no one knew how long the sentence would be. lol


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #895736
06/20/13 03:43 AM
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4. "They always have their trunks down" lol wave Hi Curly

Bernie happydance

Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #895737
06/20/13 03:47 AM
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Hi Bernie, good ones.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #895741
06/20/13 04:12 AM
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8. Little goes a "long way"!


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #895743
06/20/13 04:48 AM
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Good one Gerry.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #895744
06/20/13 05:56 AM
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9.shot a gun lol wave


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #895746
06/20/13 06:22 AM
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Merci Haroula.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #895750
06/20/13 06:56 AM
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Good morning, curly cat

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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #895752
06/20/13 07:06 AM
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10. apple turnover,

Bonjour curly, wave


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #895753
06/20/13 07:11 AM
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Merci a vous deux.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #895756
06/20/13 07:19 AM
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1. He chewed his nails lol Morning Curly


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #895760
06/20/13 07:29 AM
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5. respect lol wave

Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #895762
06/20/13 07:32 AM
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3. sesame seed grin

Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #895768
06/20/13 07:52 AM
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7 - pumpkin ball


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #895781
06/20/13 08:39 AM
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Thanks all.


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