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#895795 - 06/20/13 09:43 AM Might Be an Oldie - But Still Made Me Laugh ;-)
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An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater.

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The old man just groaned but didn't budge.

The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."

Once again, the old man just groaned.

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old dishevelled man, but with no success.
Finally they summoned the police.

The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All Right buddy what's your name?"

"Fred," the old man moaned.

"Where ya from, Fred?" asked the police officer.

With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Fred replied, "The balcony."
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#895798 - 06/20/13 09:45 AM Re: Might Be an Oldie - But Still Made Me Laugh ;-) [Re: Mad]
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New to me lol
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#895815 - 06/20/13 10:42 AM Re: Might Be an Oldie - But Still Made Me Laugh ;-) [Re: Mad]
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lol
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#895826 - 06/20/13 11:32 AM Re: Might Be an Oldie - But Still Made Me Laugh ;-) [Re: Mad]
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lol lol wave
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#895858 - 06/20/13 02:03 PM Re: Might Be an Oldie - But Still Made Me Laugh ;-) [Re: Mad]
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lol New to me too.
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#895878 - 06/20/13 03:49 PM Re: Might Be an Oldie - But Still Made Me Laugh ;-) [Re: Mad]
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rotfl
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#895902 - 06/20/13 05:59 PM Re: Might Be an Oldie - But Still Made Me Laugh ;-) [Re: GBC]
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lolThanks Mad!
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#895906 - 06/20/13 06:08 PM Re: Might Be an Oldie - But Still Made Me Laugh ;-) [Re: Mad]
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thumbsup Mad
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#895971 - 06/20/13 11:54 PM Re: Might Be an Oldie - But Still Made Me Laugh ;-) [Re: Mad]
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rotfl good one Mad wave
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#895995 - 06/21/13 03:57 AM Re: Might Be an Oldie - But Still Made Me Laugh ;-) [Re: Mad]
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lol I hadn't heard that one before Mad! lol
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#896084 - 06/21/13 01:54 PM Re: Might Be an Oldie - But Still Made Me Laugh ;-) [Re: Kaki's Sister]
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ouch but lol
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#896142 - 06/21/13 05:41 PM Re: Might Be an Oldie - But Still Made Me Laugh ;-) [Re: Kaki's Sister]
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rotfl rotfl rotfl slapforehead slapforehead slapforehead ...new to me!
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