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#896993 - 06/26/13 02:06 AM Hump Day
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 32159
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
Hi ho, Hi ho
To work I will not go. yay

joe joe from cocomo

There was a man and his wife walking down the road on their way home.

The wife saw a baby skunk laying in the grass, so she decided to take it home and take care of it.

On the way home they came up to a river. The wife, concered for the skunk, asked her husband what to do with the skunk so he doesn't get wet.

The husband replied: "well, stick him up your dress".

The wife, again concered, asked: "what about the smell?".

The husband replied: "awww, he'll get use to it."

Fay Chester was a busy housewife with a demanding husband, six children and a large house. The only relief she got from her chores was the twice-a-week bridge game she shared with a dozen other women. The only flaw in the bridge club relationship was that Fay loved to tell off-color stories and the girls didn't want to hear them.

To teach Fay a lesson, the other women decided that the next time she told an off-color story, they'd just get up, walk out, meet at another home but without Fay.

Sure enough, at the next meeting, Fay started, "You know, girls, there's a rumor going around that a busload of prostitutes will be leaving in the morning for that big gold find up in Alaska, and they say...." Just then, the women all stood up and started for the door. Fay was disconcerted but only for a moment, then she understood what was going on and said, "Hey! Girls! Hold on, hold on! There's plenty of time 'cause the bus doesn't leave till morning!"

A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.

(B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

(C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.

(D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans

(E) Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?"

The little boy nodded yes.

"So," the coach continued, "when a strike is called, or you're out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?"

Again the little boy nodded.

"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain it to your mother."

A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.
On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"

"No," replied the trainee.
"It's the CEO of the company, you fool!"

The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!"
"No." replied the CEO indignantly.

"Good!" replied the trainee, and puts down the phone.

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him. The huge man glares threateningly at his neighbor, crowds the little guy so much that he's flattened against the window, and immediately falls asleep.

After the plane takes off, the little guy starts to feel a little air sick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the bathroom. After a few attempts, he realizes that he can't climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do.

Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes over the little fellow. He just can't hold it in any longer and finally pukes all over the big guy's chest.

About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the barf all over his chest.

"So," the little guy says brightly, "are you feeling better now?"

Good morning everyboomie. welcome

I really love a week where Saturday follows Tuesday, don't you? woot

It's kinda like leap year though. It only happens once every 4 weeks. cry

It's a leap week. razz

I'm leaping for joy as I speak. taz

Leaping lizards will you look at the time. shocked

I've got to get to my bedroom, leap into bed, and count leaping sheep. sleep

Leap tight everybody. snicker

Have a happy day.


Edited by gymcandy1 (06/26/13 02:10 AM)
There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats

#896997 - 06/26/13 02:42 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
Haroula Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/02/10
Posts: 10027
Loc: Greece
Good morning everyone,have all a nice day. happydance wave
I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

#896999 - 06/26/13 03:19 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: Haroula]
cailyn Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 01/08/06
Posts: 6145
Loc: Somewhere ? in Massachusetts?
Good morning Joe,Haroula,and all who follow me in waveBoy it was a hot one yesterday 97 here, even the dogs didn't want to go out puppy Coffee is ready for who ever needs it! Wishing you all a great day summer
I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.


#897003 - 06/26/13 04:28 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
Kaki's Sister Offline
True Blue Boomer

Registered: 11/21/04
Posts: 22735
Loc: Marlborough USA
Good Morning Joe, Haroula, Cailyn and all on the way to Joe's. Hope everyone has a happy day! grin wave

#897014 - 06/26/13 07:10 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
connie Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/12/02
Posts: 10214
Loc: winter springs fl.
Good morning everyone. The bank and a Sam's trip is on the agenda for today. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Hump day. Danish, Waffles, and French Toast in the NC. summer

#897021 - 06/26/13 07:19 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
GBC Offline
Graduate Boomer

Registered: 07/06/07
Posts: 18262
Loc: Massachusetts
Good Morning Boomers

Joe, enjoy your day off!

Haroula, wishing you a good day!

Sue, I need coffee I do, yay! woozy

Gerry, Do you get a thunder storm every night too?

Connie, enjoy your shopping.

To all I'm wishing a wonderful day. Weather has been super hot here. Think I'll turn on the AC and game all day. yay

#897032 - 06/26/13 08:57 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
soot Offline
Puzzled Moderator
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 27547
Loc: Usually up an Alabama Tree
Morning everyone laugh

Joe .. have a wonderful day off

Connie .. drive safe

Gail .. enjoy the AC, it's a wonder down here in the South wink

Haroula, Sue and the rest of the gang, have a fantastic Wednesday .. I've had hectic work days but that will finish this Friday and then it'll be back to normal work days .. thank goodness as I am tired

L4L hearts

Time to garden

Whoosh... wave
To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music

#897041 - 06/26/13 09:24 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Online   content
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 47529
Loc: Alabama
Wonderful Wednesday ya'll puppy

Hubby and I had a great walk. It was in the 70's and we actually saw the sun. I really struggled for the first half....just couldn't find my stride. Thought for a bit there we were going to have to come home, but instead I just kept slowing down and starting and stopping til walking ceased to hurt.

Then home for our normal morning routine. I'll be bopping out to get Keoki to the vet for an Adequan shot. I'm hoping that with the shot we can cut back on his rimadyl. I've noticed that he is slower getting up these days and I want to keep him moving as long as possible. He is fine once he gets moving so maybe the adequan will make the getting up process less painful for him.

After the vet, I'll bring Keoki home and then go get some groceries. Soot usually gets groceries for us every day on his way home, but his schedule this week is too hectic for that.

Once it's all put away it will be time to get tomorrow's dinner into the crock pot and start tonight's dinner, cos I know once I sit down it will all be over. lol wave
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

#897047 - 06/26/13 09:54 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: looney4labs]
gymcandy1 Offline
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 32159
Loc: Calera, Oklahoma
Good morning everybody. wave

I am super tired this morning, but it's going to be a hot one, and I have tons to get done. tired

Gotta make a run to the store and get back and do some outside work. happydance

I hope you all have a great day.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats

#897065 - 06/26/13 10:45 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
flutist Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 07/17/01
Posts: 11505
Loc: Kirkwood, MO USA
Good morning to all.

Woke up to rain and thunder. All gone now and it is starting to get hot. Mid 90's and humid. We got Cory out for his walk and ended up gabbing with a couple of the neighbors.

Don't have any plans for today so it looks like a good day to just goof off. Tomorrow is haircut day for both of us, then Friday morning Bill has an eye doc appointment, which means I need to go with him to drive him back home.

Have a great day everyone.

Corgis fill your life with Joy, your heart with Love, and your soul with Sunshine.

#897070 - 06/26/13 11:00 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
BrownEyedTigre Offline
The Sassy Administrator PR Liaison
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 01/04/04
Posts: 75193
Loc: In the Naughty Corner
Joe, L4L, soot, Gail, Connie, Gerry, Sue, Haroula and Bets hope you all are enjoying the day.

If you've heard the news today I am sure you have seen that we are floating away here. I feel so bad for the people who are still cleaning up from the damage a few months ago and are once again swimming in their homes. Our drought is clearly over.

I lost the fight on the bug that hubby and half the family and bridal party had. I feel like a very long freight train ran over me. It's gonna be a long day. I really just want to go back to bed.

My poor Jersey family is still trying to get home.

Ana wave
Don't feed the Trolls

#897073 - 06/26/13 11:12 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
niteowl07 Offline
BAAG Specialist

Registered: 11/06/05
Posts: 9029
Loc: the dusty desert
morning , everyone !

joe , loved the jokes and comments.

ana , hope you get enough rest to shake the must be going around everywhere - half my neighbors have something ,too.

shaping up for another hot ,"breezy" one here in new mexico,and i have stuff to do.

trash day , a load of laundry , and i really need to get to the post office.

then it's load the crockpot ,and the rest of the day is mine !hopefully , my game is in ,so we know what that means ,lol

see you all later , and have a wonderful day no matter what you do !


#897075 - 06/26/13 11:18 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: BrownEyedTigre]
Gimli Offline
Addicted Boomer

Registered: 06/15/05
Posts: 2315
Loc: Switzerland
Hello my friends wave

Flyby here. Tomorrow is driving-to-Italy time and then I have a lot of time to write to you - holiday at last! I really hope that the Internet in Italy is behaving!

Nan: I'am so sorry about greatgranddaughter. She is definitely hurting your heart and that of the kids. Why is she doing that? Prayers heading your way!

Ana: poor Jersey family of yours. They could have walked to Jersey in the meantime. Can't they take a train instead of an airplane? I hope that the planes will fly again soon. So sorry to hear about the flooding. Are you safe? Get well soon kissy

L4L: thank you for your concerne. Head much better. You take care of your poor tummy. Hugs to you.

Will come online as soon as I can in Italy. If the Internet isn't working, I'am definitely texting to Ana. Love and hugs and kisses from

"You ask me what life is. That's like asking me what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot is a carrot" (A. Chekhov)

#897076 - 06/26/13 11:25 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
looney4labs Online   content
Sonic Boomer

Registered: 04/05/04
Posts: 47529
Loc: Alabama
Back from the vet, on the way to the store.

Hugs, Ana, I bet you need rest to help you get over that bug.

Niteowl, whatcha putting in the crock pot?

Evelyne, we will all cross our fingers for your net in Italy.
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras

#897086 - 06/26/13 11:44 AM Re: Hump Day [Re: gymcandy1]
auntiegram Offline
Adept Boomer

Registered: 06/10/06
Posts: 14623
Loc: northern Wisconsin
WooHoo Joe!!! A two day off stretch, enjoy!! Happy head hunting.

Haroula have a lovely day!

Cailyn we were in the 80's yesterday and when Sassy and I went out walking we didn't go far before she was laying down in the shade resting. lol Poor thing. Have a lovely day!

Gerry have a nice walk and a lovely day!

Connie shoppity-shop!!! Thanks for the danish!

Oh Gail I like you plans. lol Stay cool and Happy Gaming!!

Soot glad the long hour days will soon be over for you! May all go well. Have a nice day!

Bets a goof-off day is good once in awhile!! Enjoy and stay dry and cool!

Ana stay dry and safe with all that rain. We are cloudy here today also and it is threatening thunder boomers but it is only in the mid 50's and dropping right now.

Your poor family. Train, plane or automobile??? Don't know which is faster these days. lol Prayers that their flight will make it out today! That's a long time to be stuck at the airport.

May the corner go well and be kind to you!! HUGS! May you start feeling better soonest!

niteowl hope all the errands are quick and your new game is in so you may goof off! Happy Gaming.

Evelyne sending the Band to be with you and hubby on your travels to Italy. Glad you are feeling better also. Pray the "net" is working when you get there! None of us has a clue why granddaughter is doing any of what she has been doing lately. Only He who knows best knows why and He will have to watch over her now for us.

No plans till taxi time.


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