Mainly kid jokes.
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07/12/13 02:19 AM
07/12/13 02:19 AM
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curly
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-1.Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: L------ get together! -2.Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor? A: Because it had a v----! -3.Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A. Milk and q-------! -4.Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor? A: Because it was not p------ well -5.Q: Why is England the wettest country? A: Because the queen has r------ there for years! -6.Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road? A: To get to the s----- hand shop. -7.Q: Why did the robber take a bath? A: Because he wanted to make a c---- g------. -8.Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: S---- with me and we will go p-----! -9.Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more c---- like that and I'll p------ you! 10.Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? A: So he could t-- the s----.
Last edited by curly; 07/13/13 04:18 AM.
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Re: Mainly kid jokes.
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#900657
07/12/13 06:40 AM
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5. reigned Morning curly,
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Re: Mainly kid jokes.
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07/12/13 10:09 AM
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10. Tie the score
"It's not what you have in your life but who you have in your life that counts." I'm not getting old....just 'Marvelously Mature'!
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