-1.Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: L------ get together!
-2.Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor? A: Because it had a v----!
-3.Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A. Milk and q-------!
-4.Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor? A: Because it was not p------ well
-5.Q: Why is England the wettest country? A: Because the queen has r------ there for years!
-6.Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road? A: To get to the s----- hand shop.
-7.Q: Why did the robber take a bath? A: Because he wanted to make a c---- g------.
-8.Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: S---- with me and we will go p-----!
-9.Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more c---- like that and I'll p------ you!
10.Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? A: So he could t-- the s----.