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Jokes. #903582
07/25/13 02:39 AM
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1.What is even smarter than a talking bird?
s------- b--

-2.What kind of bird can carry the most weight? The c----

-3.What bird is with you at every meal? s------

-4.What is an insect's favorite sport? c------

-5.Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
(Because it was a m--- b---!)

-6.What did one frog say to the other?
(Time's sure f-- when you're having f----!)

-7.Why was the mother firefly unhappy?
(Because her children weren't that b-----!)

-8.Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?
Mum: NO! You'll have t----- like everyone else.

9.What is a cat's favorite song?
(T---- B---- M---!)

-10.What animal cheats at exams?
(The c------!)

lol


Last edited by curly; 07/25/13 10:25 AM.

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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #903584
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4. Cricket - Hi Curly wave thumbsup

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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #903586
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Makes sense that you would get that one!!


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #903593
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Good Morning, curly cat

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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #903595
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5. moth ball! lol


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #903600
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Morning girls. Good answers.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #903601
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3. swallow lol

Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #903604
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Thanks michele.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #903606
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #903609
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8. turkey lol Morning Curly


Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #903616
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Thanks. Hi Cue.


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #903617
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2 - crane


Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #903620
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Oui


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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #903628
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1. spelling bee wave


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Re: Jokes. [Re: manxman] #903635
07/25/13 09:29 AM
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Re: Jokes. [Re: curly] #903650
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That takes care of this puzzle.


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