-1.Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
(It was stuck to the c------'- f---!)
2.What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
-3.What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
-4.Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?
(At the q---- of d---!)
-5.How do chickens bake a cake?
-6.Why can't a rooster ever get rich?
(Because he works for c------ f---!)
-7.What's the most musical part of a chicken?
-8.Why did the chicken go to the seance?
(To get to the o---- s---!)
-9.What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
-10.Silly girl: Why does your son say, "Cluck, cluck, cluck".
Mrs. Poulet: Because he thinks he's a chicken .
Silly girl: Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?
Mrs. Poulet: Because we n--- the e---.