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#904793 - 07/31/13 02:38 AM More jokes.
curly Offline
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-1.What do you call a cow with two legs?
(L--- b---!)

-2.What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
(An u---- f------!)

-3.Why can't you shock cows?
(They've h--- it all!)

-4.Why do male deer need braces?
(Because they have b--- t----!)

5.What do you call a fossil that doesn't ever want to work?
(L--- b----!)

-6.How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
(D--- in the m----!)

-7.What did the duck say after he went shopping?
(Put it on my ----!)

-8.Why don't oysters share their pearls?
(Because they're s--------!)

-9.What is the strongest creature in the sea?
(A m-----!)

-10.What do frogs wear on their feet?
(O--- t--- shoes!)

lol



Edited by curly (07/31/13 11:25 AM)
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#904794 - 07/31/13 03:42 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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2. An udder failure lol Good morning Curly wave

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#904795 - 07/31/13 03:55 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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Hi Bernie, anudder good answer.
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#904806 - 07/31/13 05:52 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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#904810 - 07/31/13 06:25 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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3.Ηerd smile wave
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#904811 - 07/31/13 06:26 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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8. shellfish lol

Morning curly, hearts
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#904812 - 07/31/13 06:29 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
curly Offline
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Try again Gerry. Others are right. Hi Gail.
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#904818 - 07/31/13 07:17 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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9. mussel lol

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#904819 - 07/31/13 07:36 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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7 - bill
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#904823 - 07/31/13 07:42 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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#904827 - 07/31/13 08:23 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good ones.
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#904831 - 07/31/13 08:36 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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1. lean beef wave
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#904838 - 07/31/13 08:45 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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Thanks mxm.
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#904850 - 07/31/13 09:36 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: curly]
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4. buck teeth lol Morning Curly
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#904852 - 07/31/13 09:38 AM Re: More jokes. [Re: Cue]
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