-1.What do you call a cow with two legs?
-2.What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
(An u---- f------!)
-3.Why can't you shock cows?
(They've h--- it all!)
-4.Why do male deer need braces?
(Because they have b--- t----!)
5.What do you call a fossil that doesn't ever want to work?
-6.How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
(D--- in the m----!)
-7.What did the duck say after he went shopping?
(Put it on my ----!)
-8.Why don't oysters share their pearls?
(Because they're s--------!)
-9.What is the strongest creature in the sea?
-10.What do frogs wear on their feet?
(O--- t--- shoes!)