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More jokes. #904793
07/31/13 02:38 AM
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-1.What do you call a cow with two legs?
(L--- b---!)

-2.What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
(An u---- f------!)

-3.Why can't you shock cows?
(They've h--- it all!)

-4.Why do male deer need braces?
(Because they have b--- t----!)

5.What do you call a fossil that doesn't ever want to work?
(L--- b----!)

-6.How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
(D--- in the m----!)

-7.What did the duck say after he went shopping?
(Put it on my ----!)

-8.Why don't oysters share their pearls?
(Because they're s--------!)

-9.What is the strongest creature in the sea?
(A m-----!)

-10.What do frogs wear on their feet?
(O--- t--- shoes!)

lol


Last edited by curly; 07/31/13 11:25 AM.

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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #904794
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2. An udder failure lol Good morning Curly wave

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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #904795
07/31/13 03:55 AM
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Hi Bernie, anudder good answer.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #904806
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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #904810
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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #904811
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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #904812
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Try again Gerry. Others are right. Hi Gail.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #904818
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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #904819
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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #904823
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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #904827
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Good ones.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #904831
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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #904838
07/31/13 08:45 AM
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Thanks mxm.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #904850
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4. buck teeth lol Morning Curly


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Re: More jokes. [Re: Cue] #904852
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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #904866
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Good ones. Hi Cue.


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #904889
07/31/13 11:21 AM
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5. lazy bones lol


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Re: More jokes. [Re: curly] #904891
07/31/13 11:25 AM
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Thanks Niki.


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