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#905268 - 08/02/13 02:18 AM Dog Jokes.
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-1.What animal keeps the best time?
(A w---- d--!)

2.Why don't dogs make good dancers?
(Because they have two l--- f---!)

-3.What type of markets do dogs avoid?
(F--- m------!)

-4.When is a black dog not a black dog?
(When it's a g--------!)

-5.What did one flea say to the other?
(Should we w--- or take a d--?)

-6.What do you call a dog that is left handed?
(A s---- p--!)

-7.What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane?
(A j-- s-----!)

-8.What kind of dog likes to smell flowers?
(A b-- h----)

-9.Did you hear about the dog that gave birth to puppies at the side of the road?
(She got a ticket for l--------!)

-10.What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
(A c------ s------!)

puppy


Edited by curly (08/02/13 11:35 AM)
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#905270 - 08/02/13 02:56 AM Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly]
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10.croaker spaniel lol wave
Good morning happydance
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#905273 - 08/02/13 03:27 AM Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly]
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1. A watch dog lol Hi Curky wave

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#905274 - 08/02/13 04:10 AM Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good morning. Good answers.
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#905286 - 08/02/13 05:56 AM Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly]
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5. wade or take a dip?
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#905288 - 08/02/13 06:18 AM Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Try again Gerry.
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#905289 - 08/02/13 06:22 AM Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly]
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9. littering. lol

Morning curly, hearts
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#905293 - 08/02/13 07:04 AM Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Hi Gail, good one. wink
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#905298 - 08/02/13 07:25 AM Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Good Morning, curly cat

3. flea markets grin
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#905299 - 08/02/13 07:28 AM Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly]
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4. greyhound lol

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#905300 - 08/02/13 08:08 AM Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly]
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8. Bud hound wave
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#905302 - 08/02/13 08:30 AM Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly]
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5. walk or take a dog wave
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#905305 - 08/02/13 08:55 AM Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly]
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Thanks all.
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#905308 - 08/02/13 09:33 AM Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly]
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#905313 - 08/02/13 10:27 AM Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly]
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6. a south paw lol Morning Curly
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