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Dog Jokes. #905268
08/02/13 02:18 AM
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-1.What animal keeps the best time?
(A w---- d--!)

2.Why don't dogs make good dancers?
(Because they have two l--- f---!)

-3.What type of markets do dogs avoid?
(F--- m------!)

-4.When is a black dog not a black dog?
(When it's a g--------!)

-5.What did one flea say to the other?
(Should we w--- or take a d--?)

-6.What do you call a dog that is left handed?
(A s---- p--!)

-7.What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane?
(A j-- s-----!)

-8.What kind of dog likes to smell flowers?
(A b-- h----)

-9.Did you hear about the dog that gave birth to puppies at the side of the road?
(She got a ticket for l--------!)

-10.What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
(A c------ s------!)

puppy

Last edited by curly; 08/02/13 11:35 AM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly] #905270
08/02/13 02:56 AM
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10.croaker spaniel lol wave
Good morning happydance


I change all my passwords to "incorrect". So whenever I forget, it says, "your password is incorrect".

Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly] #905273
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1. A watch dog lol Hi Curky wave

Bernie happydance

Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly] #905274
08/02/13 04:10 AM
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Good morning. Good answers.


If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly] #905286
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5. wade or take a dip?


Gerry
Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly] #905288
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Try again Gerry.


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Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly] #905289
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9. littering. lol

Morning curly, hearts


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Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly] #905293
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Hi Gail, good one. wink


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Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly] #905298
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Good Morning, curly cat

3. flea markets grin


Wouldn't that jar your mustard!
Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly] #905299
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4. greyhound lol

Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly] #905300
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8. Bud hound wave


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but who you have in your life that counts." puppy

I'm not getting old....just 'Marvelously Mature'! grin
Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly] #905302
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5. walk or take a dog wave


Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly] #905305
08/02/13 08:55 AM
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Thanks all.


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Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly] #905308
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7. jet setter

Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly] #905313
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6. a south paw lol Morning Curly


Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly] #905324
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Good ones, hi Cue.


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Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly] #905329
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2. two left feet? penguin



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Re: Dog Jokes. [Re: curly] #905334
08/02/13 11:35 AM
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Mais oui Doreen.


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